Dec 31, 2016
So I may or may not be in California right now?
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So I may or may not be in California right now?
“This baby is by far the most troubling one I’ve had. She never lets me sleep and she’s constantly kicking really hard. Work is absolute hell with this child in my belly.”
“Definitely didn’t see that one coming.”
“I can’t keep working all these cases with kids. They’re breaking my heart. I can’t even imagine half the things I see happening to Bryce. I’d lose my mind.”
“How much trouble do you think I would be in if I skipped school today and flew to California for the weekend?”
“I spent the last 3 hours working out and I feel great! Now I want to splurge on some good ass burritos. Anyone else hungry and want to join?”
Christmas shopping with an almost 3 year old is ridiculously hard and I still have no idea what I’m going to get him on top of the rest of my family. Luckily, I’ve already got my friends done.
If I hear one more Christmas song, I'm gonna scream.