#yoko tsuno

[cosmonautroger]

Roger Leloup, Yoko Tsuno

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Wednesday Friday Addams! Why is Yoko in the infirmary with a freaking dozen broken bones?!

Wednesday: Hmn. Impressive.

Enid: Excuse me?

Wednesday: Tanaka is sturdier than expected. I was certain that she had shattered at least 60% of her skeleton.

Enid: 😧

Enid: *covers her face and screams*

Wednesday: *nonplussed*

Enid: *drops her hands and takes a deep breath*

Enid: Wednesday. Give me one reason—one GOOD reason—why I shouldn’t tear you a new one.

Wednesday: Perhaps I desire for you to tear—

Enid: WEDNESDAY!

Enid: ☝️😡

Wednesday: Ahem. The reason is… I was beating someone with a bat.

Enid: *incredulous glare* So how did Yoko get hurt? Did she somehow trip and fall into the path of said bat?

Wednesday: No, she was said bat.

Enid: 😦

Enid: Yoko was the bat.

Wednesday: *nods*

Enid: 😐

Enid: 😤

Enid: Moon grant me patience—

Enid: Why, Wednesday? Just. WHY?

Wednesday: Do you recall a particularly offensive idiot known as Big Andy?

Enid: 🤔

Enid: The douche normie who thinks he can “convert” lesbians? Self-proclaimed “biggest buck in Jericho” and raging transphobe? That Big Andy?

Wednesday: The same. You see, the fool thought to lay a hand on Divina.

Enid: What? Ooh, that jerk! But that still doesn’t explain why.

Wednesday: As it turns out, Big Andy isn’t only transphobic. He also suffers from a debilitating case of chiroptophobia.

Enid: *blinks* Chiropto… bats? He’s terrified of bats?

Wednesday: Beyond terrified. He voided his bowels before I even managed to break his nose. It was quite magnificent.

Enid: 🫢

Enid: Wait. Nope. That doesn’t mean it was okay to use Yoko like it.

Wednesday: *sighs* Fine. It was her idea.

Enid: What?

Wednesday: Loath as I am to admit it, Tanaka was the one to devise such an inspired act of brutality. I was merely a willing participant.

Enid:

Enid: Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

*ding*

Wednesday: You may want to check that.

Enid: 🤨

Enid: *checks her phone*

Enid:

Enid: She posted it to TikTok.

Wednesday: She had Thing film the incident.

Enid: It’s trending. #BadBitchBeatsBigotWithBat.

Wednesday: An adequate alliteration.

Enid: 🤦

Enid: My best friend is an idiot.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: So about tearing me a new one…

Enid: Not the time.

Wednesday: *pouts*

[sadappleonnutrients]

i have made those from a very long time ago. It is fanart for a comic that nobody knows and the only time i heard of it on the internet was in a youtube comment section... about tumblr posts, am i desperate?

[bulles-de-bd]

Yoko Tsuno - T14 - Le Feu de Wotan

[tomoleary]

Roger Leloup — Yoko Tsuno et Vic Vidéo, Yoko Tsuno et Khâny (undated) Source

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Small fanart

Yoko from Yoko Tsuno

[yojimbot13]

[dirtyriver]

Serialization of Yoko Tsuno 32: L'intelligence intemporelle by Roger Leloup begins in Spirou 4508, August 5, 2026.

Leloup, 92, explains that at his age he wasn't sure he'd be able to finish this story but life's been kind to him and he's already started work on the next one.