#you assface

[laevitere]

I unconditionally hate my economics tutor

[huaiian]

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[ratretro]

charaisasuke replied to your post: //Itachi. Sasuke’s leaving the village. For reals....

// oh no not anymore. Menma escaped so Sasuke’s leaving with Orochimaru

//omfg why Orochimaru he's such a creep.

[yugiohgossipmag]

hello, everyone. you know me; i'm fubuki, you're favorite source for gossip who is also not carly. lately, i've been spending so much time talking about everyone else who exists, i figured it was about the time that i told you a little bit about my self.

at the moment we don't have any questions about me, fubuki, to answer directly, but we know there are a buttload of rumors circulating that i can easily address. because i spend most of my time paying attention to these things.

the first question is one that people seem to want to know about everyone: how large is my penis?

well, the answer might surprise you. it is actually miniscule. there is no person who would actually derive pleasure from interacting with it. keep that in mind.

another question: how many instruments do i play?

i only play two-- ukelele and guitar. i learned guitar exclusively because i expected to be able to attract women. because the only thing women like more than a guy who is annoying and stupid is a guy who is annoying and stupid and can play guitar. as for the ukelele, i don't actually know how to play it, i just i like strumming discordant notes directly into the ears of my friends.

on a similar note, i want to explain the fact that i constantly smell like i haven't bathed in weeks; this is me tactically refusing to do so. i believe firmly that men are attracted by the smell of rotten garbage. and though i cannot confirm that women are especially pleased by badly played guitar, as a man myself i know that men are easily wooed by foul odors. yes.

some would also like to know, why i am always hiding in rafters instead of standing on the ground like a normal person. it is partially because it makes it easier for me to eavesdrop on people for hours before dropping onto their heads from the ceiling. it also allows me to look on from above as i copy other peoples homework so i don't have to do it myself. this is how i became an honors student.

lastly, i will bring up the question of why i am so stupid. there does not have to be a reason; that is just how i am. as i've already mentioned, i also smell bad, and annoy the living hell out of everyone who dares interact with me.

and that is why i am going to stop writing things about marufuji ryo in this magazine. he deserves more respect from someone like me, a busybody jerkoff who is also a butt.

have a nice day everyone

[cannabitch]

okay dude downstairs has a white cat. he fucking doesn't let it in the house and it is FREEZING. its just curled up on the hood of his car and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK ITS COLD. i'm about to put an old blanket out on the porch for it to cuddle in. what a fucking bastard. i hate my neighbor. i'm making extra noise tonight just because.

and btw fuck your loud ass dogs. they still bark at me every time i come to the porch and i've lived here for almost a year. and don't give me that "well at least they will protect you." shit you said before because that's what the deadbolt is for. those ugly dogs start barking at 5am. take care of your quiet CAT you crotchety old fuck.

/rant.

sorry people.

[taethot]

I don't care anymore, you're an idiot.