Your theme song is a banger and I think it’s going to make me die in my fucking sleep. I’m gonna hear “THERE AIN’T NO STOPPING US NOW WE CELEBRATE ON THE FLOOR” in my nightmares.
wow can u believe the intensity of your affection toward me didn’t scare me away anyway it’s ur bday party time bum bum bum * louis tomlinson voice * @etoilehope
dearest elle,
you are officially 21. how does it feel to be faced with the impending doom of adult responsibilities? it’s okay, at least know you’re able to officially drink your worries away wherever you are in the world.
i never tell you enough but i am so thankful for your friendship and incredibly blessed that you put up with me and my horrible antics, questionable sense of humor and my constant long ass spiels about my ridiculous and predominantly non existent love life.
thank you for putting up with my cries about my feet turning blue in london, telling me to go to house of fraser to get a parker (that fucking coat saved my life for six months ok i will never thank u enough) and talking me through my stupid problems like not being able to travel to scotland for the weekend. thank you for talking me through stupid bouts of home sickness. thank you for sharing my love of lush bath bombs (here’s to more nekkkiid snaps). thank you for asking me weird ass questions and forming rather questionable headcanons eg. would hannah be ever be the surrogate for ashton’s child. weird af. and how our muses would react to watching porn together. ew. i’m too young for this. thank you for making me /cry/ over zayn malik LAST YEAR ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT R.I.P ME ( i still remember waking up to that message at like 6am and u goING ZAYN LEFT ONE DIRECTION AND I WAS LIKE EH WHATEVER KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND WENT BACK TO BED AND THEN I WOKE UP AND KIND OF FELT DEAD ALL OVER ) oh and real talk thanks for telling me how to use that hair flip emoji bc we all know i abuse the crap outta that now. thank you for serenading me with high school musical songs. my ears still haven’t recovered from the beauty that is your voice
also
what
the
fuck
was this
conversation
and
never forget
you are beautiful, no matter what they say *christina aguilera voice* and we shall cry together when animal crossing comes out on the app store. i have spoken to you for like two years now and i remember you going through a lot of shit on tumblr and all that jazz and how unhappy and discontent it made u and i am v v happy that you are now drama free * throws confetti * i hope that you know you can come talk to me or vent whenever you need it!!!! happy birthday ya bl00dy tosser, remember boy you’ve got a friend in me 😱 *finger guns*
eat lots OF CAKE UNTIL YOUR STOMACH ACHES AND SMILE TIL YOUR CHEEKS HURT AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU BUY FROM TIFFANY’S
much love and endless HGUS
the woody to your andy,
shaz.
p.s i was going through our messages and remember when ur mum made u buy a MOON CUP HAHAHAHAHA BYE
