The End is Near

Baron Corbin, or Thomas Pestock if you want. Former NFL offensive lineman for the Colts and the Cardinals. Revolver's Most Metal Athlete. Winner of the third Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale. Engaged to five feet of fury. #AllHail. (RP Blog penned by Wright. Affiliated with battlegroundrpg)

[happylilkiwi]

Pete dunne *claims he is a vegan*

Pete Dunne *bites everyone he faces*

Leading me to believe he is actually a vampire.

[endofdxys]

handsomemiro:

Are you in Hawaii for the tour? I’ll buy you a beer.

Damn straight I am. Can’t think of a better present in all honesty, lmfao.

[endofdxys]

rushofsummer:

Happy birthday, Tom! Hope it’s been a great day.

Appreciate it, Moinet. It’s been pretty damn great.

You havin’ a good day?

[happylilkiwi]

Pete dunne *claims he is a vegan*

Pete Dunne *bites everyone he faces*

Leading me to believe he is actually a vampire.

[endofdxys]

[endofdxys]

handsomemiro:

THE TINY BABY MAN HAS BECOME AN OLD TINY BABY MAN!!!! THOMASSSS!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 

I’d be fucking annoyed right now, but your screaming enthusiasm is infectious. Thanks, buddy.

[itsblakebvtch]

Just wanted everyone to know– I’m officially headed to the hospital with Conor. Water broke and we’re packed up and ready to go. I’m freaking the fuck out, wish me luck guys! ;~; 

[endofdxys]

I can’t believe you’re about to shoot out a mini Marie and a mini McGregor. Or just two of one.

[miloxashworth-deactivated201801]

In a meh kinda mood tonight but everyone be sure to check out nxt tonight.

[endofdxys]

You gonna kick somebody’s ass?

[queenofblackharts]

[endofdxys]

Man, I’m feelin’ fuckin’ old.

[endofdxys]

So, it’s the Shane and AJ match but in a steel cage?

Boring.

[endofdxys]

hxrleybliss:

I’m gonna have nightmares now for the rest of the year. You’re the worst.

As if I won’t snuggle up to you everytime you have one. Kinda just appreciated you going with me since Stephen King’s my shit and all.

[endofdxys]

happylilkiwi:

Yeah. Judge me. I wanted to switch things up. #DealWithIt. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I’ve been judging you since we first met, Kick Buttowski. You’re pretty damn late. Lmfao.

[endofdxys]

hxrleybliss:

I’m scared.

You’re actin’ like clowns are actually real or somethin’.

[endofdxys]

happylilkiwi:

Hashtag deal with it

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

......

Did you just fucking literally type out the word hashtag?

[endofdxys]

happylilkiwi:

No thanks I’m good.

Damn.

[endofdxys]

happylilkiwi:

That’s how I roll.

Roll off a cliff.

[endofdxys]

happylilkiwi:

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Out of every post that I’ve ever made, you pick the most rhetorical one to open your mouth, Jesus.