Feb 16, 2014
"Y'know, I never thought I would say this, but the whole 'ice cream and cereal' thing...? It's actually really good."
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"Y'know, I never thought I would say this, but the whole 'ice cream and cereal' thing...? It's actually really good."
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Caroline turned around and smiled slightly at the person behind, the night air making her face a dangerous sort of pale. "Um, hi."
RANDOM STORY
at one point i worked with this pig of a male and he was telling this story about how he took 2 girls out in 1 night, one for dinner and one for dessert, and the one he took out for dessert, he really jus wanted to fuck her, so about half-way through eating he just looked at her and said 'what dat mouth do,' to which she prompted left [thank goodness].
and althoooough that is like, the worst story ever, i have always loved the phrase 'what dat mouth do' and i definitely integrated it into my stupid-ass-phrases list because its just perfection of wtf.
♠ //sorrynotsorry
Nick snorted. “Did you know I do that thinking of you every day?” he smirked, blushing softly before, without hesitation, getting on his knees below Gage and kissing up his thigh. “But I think it’s time we quit touching ourselves and opt for each other, hon. Lemme show you what dat mouth do.”
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Text @ Gage: it’s the weirest thing when you’re not here. come back.Text @ Gage: i’ll make you Butterballs and chocolate things and touch your body ;) ;)
4:52 am. someone make me sleep. as in im going the fuck to sleep. final note of the day, i will not apologize for turning food into a sexual act. food smut is a thing yall bitches can just deal with it. <3 andnownickyhasanotpyaaaaay
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”Well look at that…” Aiden said, his eyes traveling upwards, looking at the mistletoe above their heads before looking back at the other.
”We’re stuck under the mistletoe.”
His tone is flirty, playful. After all, he’s been stuck at this Christmas party for hours, not really knowing anyone, his friend that took him there leaving him an hour ago. So all that he had left was the spiked eggnog.
And now he has this, a mistletoe.
”I guess that means we have to kiss.”