Answer: Depending on how public you are about committing them, a lot of people. There are places for boozed-up and profanity-laced incestuous witchcraft, but in the middle of the sock hop isn't one of them, I don't care if the gym has a perfect ceremonial circle painted into the basketball court, put it away, Clyde, nobody asked to see that. And Jenny, wow, I mean we're all impressed, but these folks are just trying to dance and forget about the looming threat of the Soviets and also their own douchebag government for a little while. Do you two really need to be reminding them that your family life, or, ahem, whatever you call this, is at least close and affectionate while most of them are raised by distant fathers and chemically near-comatose mothers? Frankly, it's a little rude.
