#your stranger

[yourspecialstranger]

Much like any other mortal, I didn't think much of them at first. But they did grab my attention more when they handed me the Special Stranger cap. I may have received offerings before, but this was the most outstanding one. It felt a lot more personal.

That's an adorable little thing. :)

[yourspecialstranger]

I'm doing fine, thanks. :)

I am more of a spring wedding guy, that's true. Though I don't quite understand where this question is suddenly coming from?

Also, have some honorable mentions of some messages I did not know how to respond to...

I do love and appreciate you all nonetheless, even if I don't respond to all messages. :)

[yourspecialstranger]

Alright!

Oh no... :(

I... Uh... Sorry?

Well, punctuation and grammar in general is definitely necessary to convey messages correctly.

[yourspecialstranger]

Due to the amount of messages I've received, I decided to compile some of the ones I can try answer...

Also, apologies for the long wait. There were a lot of messages in my inbox at the same time.

I'll be straight forward on this. He's been teasing me over various other things before I had even met (Y/N). And I still wanna punch him for it.

Oh! Uh, hey there, blossom?

Truth be told, I don't believe him to be a true enemy of mine. I do consider him a friend. However, that does not mean I don't have the urge to punch him at times for being an idiot.

Oh, it's fine. Though I have to admit, I do feel a little overwhelmed and frankly, maybe a little intimidated by the amount of sudden attention. Love you too, blossom!

I have yet to try out more beverages of this city... So I am not quite sure about which one would be my favorite. But I have recently started drinking these beverages called Boba Tea. The milk tends to tastes quite nice and has a soft flavor to it.

Are you referring to the type of a plushie? Or the material used? Though in general, I have held little animal plushies before. And they are quite plush... Usually, anyway.

It's alright. I hope your health stay like that. It's really important to me that you're not in any form of discomfort.

Sigh... Damn'it, Wukong...

Of course you can, blossom. :)

Well, all the ways people have been welcoming me were quite... How do I put this... Interesting. I'll leave it at interesting.

I'm happy to be here! And I'm fine, thanks for asking. My cap is also fine. It was a gift so I'd rather like to keep it, even if it's not in the best condition in the future.

Oh, uh- Thanks! ...Wait, those reactions aren't normal in here?

They've been quite nice, actually. Maybe a little... too nice? I don't quite know how to describe it.

The experience has indeed been quite overwhelming. But don't worry, it takes more than that to scare me off.

...What- Uh- Thank you?

Oh- Thank you-

I don't have an absolute favorite as I haven't tried them all yet, but chocolate and strawberry are delicious.

I'm not a "little mayo boy"... And what is Farmville?

Technically I wouldn't even need to use thick clothing since the Celestial Realm's temperatures aren't changing like in the Mortal Realm. However, I do wear a coat to fit in more when walking around between humans.

What is that supposed to mean?

Aw. Thanks, blossom. :)

Isn't this going a little too fast, blossom-

I... I don't know what that's supposed to mean? But well, I usually just grab whatever shampoo I can to test them out. Recently I've tried a shampoo that smells like coconut though.

I've been given permission by the Jade Emperor. I'll keep it at that. And the humans here aren't so bad.

Maybe a pink ribbon? Or red? I'm not quite sure about the rest of your clothes, so... Also, I like both. Though I do have more of a preference for dogs and birds. And Erlang's weakness? Pretty sure he has some, but I can't immediately think of them at the top of my head... But I do know ways to annoy him. I doubt that truly counts as a weakness though.

Um... okay?

Maybe at some point later. And the Celestial Realm is at a pretty nice temperature. It's quite warm, but not even close enough to bother any of the guards who wear heavier armor. The Jade Emperor wanted to avoid having us suffer while standing guard.

I'm quite new to the ways humans tend to identify themselves. So please correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I've seen the LGBTQ+ community seems to be quite accepting of peoples' identities and attractions. It's rather interesting to see.

I identify as male with he/him pronouns. And I can't speak for (Y/N)'s pronouns. Not that it would change my love for them anyway if they decided to change them. But for simplicity sakes, I'll be referring to my partner as they/them whenever I talk about them here. [OOC: (Y/N) on this blog is just considered a placeholder character for the Reader. Since they're supposed to be you/the Reader, depending on the initial message and its phrasing, Nezha will either see a random blank placeholder in the background as his partner, or the person messaging him. If the second one is the case, he usually calls the messenger "blossom". So he can't talk for his partner in general.]

I do enjoy Earth a lot so far. There's so many more options than what we have in the Celestial.

It's been quite the experience so far. I'm still confused with some things on the technical side, but I'm learning.

There's two spellings of my name actually- I'm fine with either Nezha or Ne Zha, but I've seen people mostly spell it like Nezha. Also, damn'it. Sigh.

I unfortunately have to cut the QnA short as I'm only allowed to use 30 images on the same post.

[yourspecialstranger]

Oh, hello! Thank you so much for the spaghetti!

Great to see you here, blossom. And thank you. :)

Oh! Thanks. That's very cute. :)

Very calm, but also very bright. Even during nighttime. I guess it's because of the amount of golden and generally shiny surfaces reflecting all the light. But we do lack certain options only the Mortal Realm has. For example, we don't have those fun activities, such as arcades or swimming pools. Though, maybe the Jade Emperor will change some things once he starts enjoying more of the things mortals enjoy.

[yourspecialstranger]

I might be a little biased, but I would recommend flowers that can have a pink tone to them. I was going to name one, but then I remembered they're not exactly... safe for mortals to touch. So instead what I'd pick would be a Dianthus. Or maybe an Azalea. They both look pretty.

They're all pretty neat. And thank you. :) Though, I would make some exceptions depending on which dragons you're talking about. I do have... personal encounters with some after all.

I'm not exactly well-versed in it, but I do know a few meanings. So thank you. :)

Oh, thanks- And I don't exactly have a personal opinion on goats, but I do think they are interesting to observe. Especially mountain goats.

[yourspecialstranger]

Depends on the type of food and how long ago the date was. Other than that I would check on the actual contents. My body would maybe just get a bit sick if it were to go bad, but I wouldn't want to risk cooking food for my partner and it would only make them sick.

Why, thank you. :)

Damn, now I wish we were still on the beach so I could take you into my arms... Missed opportunity, I guess.

Oh- Thanks. :)

Considering I haven't really been outside of Asia, and especially China, I wouldn't mind visiting countries from other continents. I'm quite indecisive about which country exactly, however. Maybe I can visit other countries later with my partner. Depends on their schedule as well as my own. After all, it already took a long while for me to convince the Jade Emperor to let me stay in the Mortal Realm more often.

It's not my favorite music genre, but I have listened to some before. It can be quite enjoyable depending on the setting.

Well, I have been trained in it, yes.

I'm not quite sure? Not that I would be able to hear any theme song anyway. I'd rather just rescue the people and not play music first.

It depends on the job you're talking about. My job in the Celestial Realm isn't as busy since the Jade Emperor isn't usually in actual danger most of the time. On the other hand, being a part-time lifeguard definitely increases my workload. Especially because a few humans have been trying to endanger themselves in purpose just to get the lifeguards' attention. My team and I are starting to get fed up by the amount of people either faking danger or forcing themselves into actual danger just so we save them.

That's amazing! Just make sure to stay safe when handling it, alright?