#yule boasting

[emmathefanficgal]

YULE BOASTING

Following this post, I propose we do Yule Boasting this year.

Rules : Proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year.

Can range from unlikely but technically possible claim "I'll write 300 fics in 3 months" to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish "I'll finish writing and edit completely all my wips in an hour" (the original example was "punch a god in the dick and steal his horse").

As the person who originally posted it (@dragon-in-a-fez) "They're not plans! They're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic".

Let's do this! Lets hype each other for impossible things to do!

Lets do this! I'll tag:

@frodothefair

@from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras

@dilettantefeminist

@knowledgeableknitter

@daydreamgoddess14

@themareverine

@steelandvibranium

@imnotjustreadingg

I'll start (I cheat!)

I'll win the loto this year and go for a year long vacation while traveling the world and writing a 200k words original novel that will be award winning.

Your turn.

[knamil]

YULE BOASTING TIME

My 2025 Yule Boasting was weak and I still failed so THIS YEAR I'm going to be PUNCHING VARIOUS GODS IN THE SOFT PARTS

I will post ONE (1) Stasis Comic Update PER MONTH

I will open a print shop so I can make prints and shirts of my dog. Yes I'm the only customer. Don't at me.

I'm going to finish ONE (1) one-shot writing idea PER MONTH

I'm going to complete ONE (1) full Illustration PER MONTH

I'm going to post a SHITTY SONG EVERY MONTH

I'm going to have an update for my Harry project EVERY MONTH

I'm going to consume ONE (1) NEW ALBUM, ONE (1) NEW BOOK, and ONE (1) NEW MOVIE (new meaning haven't seen/heard/read) EVERY MONTH

I'M GOING TO PUNCH THE GOD OF MENTAL HANGUPS AND ENNUI IN THE DICK EVERY MONTH!!!!111!ONEone

[jenthebug]

TOTALLY SOBER YULE BOASTING:

I’m gonna get an award named after me at work, WHILE working nights! Suck it, Rude Trainer and Lt Fuckin Joe!

I’m gonna get my aunts 2014 like new Subaru Forester because her ass shouldn’t be driving! (I’ve already named it Maru)

I’m gonna punch D*nald Tr*mp in the dick for slandering my hometown!

I’m gonna eat 400mg of edibles and have a catered brunch on the ceiling with God!

I’m gonna sneak into Congress and write the insertcaffeine Trans Rights Amendment and Bugs Bunny that shit into law!

And then I’ll Cannonball Run my ass back home in Maru the Subaru before anyone can catch me!

[nebula1734]

You know, I played a singular session of DnD, and now I have decided to be more whimsical.

Therefore, I shall add to my Yule Boasts! Not only shall I write and finish the story I have been working on for two years! Not only shall I slay a dragon! Not only shall I double the size of my dice collection! Not only shall I get a girlfriend! I shall be the most whimsical motherfucker this world has ever seen!

I shall illuminate my room primarily by candle light, even if they are fake candles to prevent fire hazards! I shall play more dnd! I will finally attend a renfair!

[sips-n-spines]

END OF TGE YEAR WE’RE YULE BOASTING LETS GOOOOO

This year I will:

Kiss Richard Grayson on the mouth

Watch 200 new movies

Get Dick from Richard (ask politely)

Beat the hot dog eating world record

Mary a rich man

Train a raccoon to take out the trash for me

—Cole

p.s. Grayson, call me 🤙 😘

[staringupward]

I am. Going to steal all of the President’s shoelaces. Every last one. He is not allowed to have any. I will slowly bankrupt him via shoelace theft.

[morkaischosen]

a YULE BOAST for the NEW YEAR

in this year of Pacific Rim I shall REINVENT MYSELF like unto one of its glorious protagonists

AND find drift-compatible people to pilot me

[nothingwronghere]

this year i will stand in the rain every day, every minute, all the time, with my naked feet buried in the mud and my face raised to the sky. I will soak up nature and become a part of her. I will become a plant.