(Warning. Not proofread. This is purely for fun and not accurate to the game lore.)
Sadie if they had kids with each of the circus members.
Absolute doormat. He literally folds if either of them reach out for him. Loves them so much he needs to hype himself up to hold them because they're just so tiny and ge doesn't wanna cut them with his claws or squeeze too tight or scare them with his smile or- yeah Sadie needs to interject and hand him the baby before he spirals.
On his knees when he heard the first cry and passed out when the second cry came. Jester had to be in the room to help coach Pierrot through it while Doctor guides Sadie.
Started sprouting horns when around 5 years old. Definitely a painful experience. Camila has one while Carina has two. They're in perfect sync. Unfortunately can't do the twin swap pranks because of their distinctive horns.
Lenient but not neglectful. A bad influence to the kid really, coaxing him to prank his other dad's since they can't be mad at a kid. He lent Sadie his hand and let them crush his hand during contractions.
Loves the kid to death, uses his tentacles to rock him to sleep or just multitask in general. The baby loves using his tentacles when he began to teeth and Harlequin just has to endure it.
Has a tail that's more tentacle like instead of having them sprout from his back like Harlequin's. Sometimes has a mind of it's own and accidentally trips over himself because of them or even pull things without realising. Must be taught about how to control his strength after accidentally dragging almost a third of the tablecloth off the table after dinner.
Two boys and one girl. (All two years apart)
Javier, Emanuel and Samara
The perfect father one would say. He didn't want children at first. The circus is constantly moving, it's not a kid friendly place to be, let alone raise in. But Sadie has a steady income with her new job that allows her to get a steady income with the constant moving. Perhaps he got a bit of baby fever after the twins were initially born, but worked up the courage to ask Sadie if he could have his own.
He definitely didn't mind caring for Pierrot and Harlequin's. They were his children as much as he was their other father. You can't blame him for wanting to see a mini version of himself. Three for that matter. Ended up having three and loves each one dearly.
Natural little leaders. Very helpful and smart. Javier is always by Jester's side, helping him with set repairs while Emanuel and Samara handle costume changes.
Triplets. (One boy, two girls)
Of course he wasn't a fan of kids either. Too small, too fragile, too naive. But the more children the other members had the more he learned how to navigate the baby gates and not trip over toys. Maybe he initially did want a kid but didn't plan for triplets to come out.
They came out a bit differently. Because of Doctor's anatomy, Sadie birthed eggs in the span of six months instead of the initial nine with the others. All three took a few weeks to hatch, just hours apart. And good god they were so inhumanely small Sadie was genuinely worried when they only fit the palm of her hand.
Doctor had to reassure her that when he hatched he was just as tiny. (She didn't believe him one bit. LOOK AT HIM.)
Grows up quick (from 3 lbs to 25 lbs in the span of a year). Their feet are more talon-like and they all have a set of wings. Lucian in particular has feather tufts on his chest while the girls have a whole collar of their own. Must teach them to preen at an early age.
Definitely didn't want kids. Probably the only one that had the kid as an accident since the condom ripped. He took responsibility fast, always checking in on Sadie. Keeping track of her whereabouts around the circus and what her diet consisted of. All the monsters did whenever she got pregnant but Ticket Taker was meticulous when it came to Sadie's health and his baby.
He loves his daughter dearly. Especially whenever she tries to grab for his hat. It reminds him of how Sadie teases him by taking his hat.
Vitiligo, split face just like his mask. She can even hover in the air as if there was no gravity.
Poor Sadie got a fucking football team. (She loves it)
I know this probably didn't make any sense. I don't know what was going through my head when I made this to begin with aside from being bored.