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[captainschmoe]

Kirby’s Diary, Day 1: Dear diare, today I lernd my 1st crs word. Bitch.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 2: Dory Diory Dear Diory, Bich.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 3: Dear dior, I just lerned the f word, it is fuck.

[captainschmoe]

Kirby: (starts singing the ABC’s completely out of order)

Sora: Yes, Kirby, remix!!

[captainschmoe]

Bayonetta: Pain is when your vibrator dies at the worst time.

Wolf: Get a man.

Ike: Those die too.

[captainschmoe]

Capt. Falcon: Do the Pokémon games include marriage? Can the trainers marry one of their Pokémon?

Mewtwo: No.

Capt. Falcon: Oh, okay. It seems to be a thing in Fire Emblem so I was just wondering.

Robin: Fire Emblem characters cannot marry Pokémon, either.

[captainschmoe]

Dark Pit: If you found out you have one day left, what would you do with it?

Lucina: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Ken: Something illegal.

Richter: Accept my fate.

Daisy: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn’t forward the message to 10 people, I would die tomorrow.

Chrom: Gods, Daisy.

Ken: That’s awesome! Can I change my answer?

[captainschmoe]

[In the Dark Realm.]

Ganondorf: Let me help you.

Young Link: You? But you’re our sworn enemy!

Ganondorf: Nonetheless, in situations this dire, the bro code trumps the enemy thing.

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Daisy: Guess who just learned the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way.

Pit: Wait, what’s the difference?

Daisy: One of them you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can use in the oven if the thing you’re trying to make happens to be fire.

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Shulk: Knot first or pizza first?

Wolf: [deleted]

Joker: [deleted]

Mythra: [deleted]

Palutena: [deleted]

Mii Swordfighter: [deleted]

Terry: [deleted]

Snake: [deleted]

King Dedede: [deleted]

Bayonetta: Well something certainly happened here.