#z.it

[feralcore]

jk. yuri blast

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[transgendertouya]

me: cliche tropes are so stupid

it chapter 2: richie fell in love with his childhood best friend and loved him for decades and never got the chance to tell him

me, sobbing: omg richie fell in love with his childhood best friend and loved him for decades and never got the chance to tell him

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bowers: i’m gonna kill you!

eddie: wait, lemme ask richie

bowers: that’s not how thi-

eddie: he said no

bowers: wha- you cant do that. *turns to pennywise* can he do that?

pennywise: *shrugs*

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eddie, watching the news: wow some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

richie, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick

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still wondering why they put a dirty sewer clown in a gay romantic comedy

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bev: so how long til we tell him?

richie, recording on his phone, snickering: just one more minute

eddie: *pulling as hard as he can on a push door, crying*

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eddie: aw that dog is so cute

richie: what are you, gay?

eddie:

eddie: we’ve been dating for 3 years—

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richie, to bev: so one time my ex boyfriend was-

eddie: would you stop calling me that.

eddie, to bev: we’re married.