I am fine and devoted even to the concept that Shepard is an especially bad dancer.
But no one. Can dance. Which I suppose is part of the joke.
Jacob is shuffling back and forth. Liara is like...twisting her head. Kaidan is doing this corny ass pointing move that makes him look like Dark Peter in Spider-Man 3. STEVE IS DOING THE EXACT SAME MOVE NOOO. Tali Traynor and James are the only valid ones. ...Miranda dances like Bayonetta summoning a demon and I can't decide if it's valid or not here.







