#zbaq

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Monolithian: Sure, you're verified as a Stalker in the Zone, but are you verified in the eyes of the Monolith, our god?

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Strelok: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Fang: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Ghost: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Doc: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Strelok: *flips the board*

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Fang: We are not going back to the CNPP, Strelok.

Strelok: Awe :( Why not?

Ghost: The crazy monolith rock lickers? The radiation, mutants, military? Or maybe: The seemingly sentient power plant controling the Zone that nearly managed to mindfuck us last time we went near it? Choose your pick.

Strelok: but Artifacts, uwu

Fang and Ghost: ...

Fang: I'll work on the door problem.

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Degtyarev: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Strelok:

Strelok: I'm gonna tell them.

Scar: Don't you dare.

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Degtyarev: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Scar: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Strelok: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Strelok, leaving Doc's clinic: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Scar: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Strelok: You looked in a mirror?

Scar: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

[zone-bound-amaryllis]

Ghost: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Ghost: Lmao, @Strelok.