HI HIIII
Zen here again!
Hope you've been Well! Hru today?? 👀
I Wanted hear your opinion 'bout smthg im curious about hehehe >:3
So imagine this:
You've come late from college or somewhere cuz of ur work load and you being a perfectionist. So when you enter your shared home with the soft click of the door your senses immedietly get filled with a delicious smells coming from the kitchen. So you just leave your stuff and coat at the door absentmindedly and make A bee line towards the source of the smell. And lo' and behold ur perfect lil scara is cooking smthg on the stove. These domesticated actions always fills u with warmth so you cant contain urself from hugging him from behind while he works his masterpiece. He gets startled A bit cuz of not hearing ur cat like steps but relaxes as he realizes its just you. You hide your face in his shoulder and already feel urself being recharged.
SO- HERES MA QUESTION: How long or much does it take for him to swat you away. But the gist is this, u cant contain urself from giving him kisses so u just start kissing every crevices u can find on his exposed skin. (lovingly, like u r cherishing him. Not lustfully.)
Bonus points if he is wearing one of your over sized t-shirts, exposing a lil bit of his shoulder too-
OKAY BUT WALK WITH ME HERE- STARTING FROM HIS SHOULDERS TO HIS NECK AND TO HIS TEMPLE THEN NOT GETTING ENOUGH FROM THE SWEETNESS IN FRONT OF U, U JUST TAKE HIS FREE HAND AND START KISSING ITS BACK TO HIS PALM AND EVEN TO HIS FINGERTIPS-
SiGh... Send help- 🥰👍✨
Im just curious how much would it take for him to get tired or get embrassed of your constant kisses 👀
Sorry if this is too long 😭✨ just some random thoughts i wanted hear ur thoughts bout! 🤧
ANYGAYS HOPE U HAVE A PLEASENT DAY DEAR HOOMAN AND TYSM FOR UR TIME!! >:33 ✨🛐☝️
// wasn’t able to respond to this ask, what the hell is this tumblr site, but you know me so well -w-). hair messier than usual, donned in your oversized t-shirt, and his shoulders...mornings with scara, you will forever be famous. fluff drabble.
When dealing with a grumpy morning, Scaramouche, any kisses have to be taken with caution and in careful moderation, especially when you both are in the kitchen. So, throughout your relationship, you develop a routine for it. He calls it psychological warfare; you call it cuteness aggression—toma-to, to-mato.
How long will it take for him to swat you away? Really depends.
Beginning of the relationship? Almost immediately. He makes it a point to maintain decorum at all times during cooking. At least, only a few kisses will suffice until the sensible part of his brain kicks in and he swats you away with a promise of “maybe if a certain person would be so kind to assist, I will think about keeping them in the kitchen longer. Ha, depending on how good of a help you are.”
Late stage? You have already prepared and set in motion a solid, meticulous plan. How to train your Scaramouche 101: morning addition. (Works every time.)
Step 1: Slowly approach. in this stage, you have to take it slow: wrap your arms around him, tell him “good morning, & give him a good squeeze. slowly corner him against the table, just as he is chopping up some vegetables. If he gives you a look yet doesn’t push you away, it is a good sign to move to the next step.
Step 2: Assist him—hand him some salt if he asks, reach over to wipe away some water from his face, sweep the floor, etc. This earns you his approval and lowers his guard. 5++
Step 3: While he is agreeable, make your way to prepping his cheeks and jawline with kisses. his breath hitches a little, and out comes a soft scoff—a good sign.
Step 4: Pause. Take a step back. Draw your lips away from his skin and watch his patience slowly crumble right in front of your eyes. Of course, he will not look happy, but this is a crucial step.
Step 5: Wait until he wordlessly stares at you. The frustration is palpable in his gaze, and his mouth drops to a deep frown, as if he is expecting you to read his mind. “Are you trying to annoy me on purpose?”
Step 6: Reap the fruits of your labor--"Well? Are you going to stand there or are you going to finish what you started?” He doesn’t have to ask you twice.
Congratulations! Scaramouche now allows you at least 10 extended minutes of doing whatever you wish. Use it wisely. He will not swat you away for a good while—well, he can’t really say anything really. Otherwise, he will also have to admit he does actually crave your affection. Oh, how devastating.
