#zer0 headcanon

[autumnalmoth]

yall, gearbox can rip alien zer0 from my cold dead fingers

[gallowaydraws]

“Of course I can smile / I definitely know how.” They open their mouth and squint real hard. “See? I’m showing joy.” 

Since people liked my Zer0 headcanon here’s some more features (admittedly, I’m still not totally consistent in how I draw them)?  Their upper “lip” can only really pull up into a snarl but their mouth is at least permanently curved upwards so they can approximate a smile.  The upper pair of  appendages are akin to palps, the lower are another set of “jaws” (kind of like what moray eels have, except on the outside, and like, way more mobile.)

Their actual lower jaw also splits apart but that makes for a pretty terrible smile. 

[wutwutsayspuffpuff]

I'm sitting here playing minecraft and my brain goes 'I wonder how many fingers the endermen have, maybe it's like asktheendermen and they have tentacle thingies. kinda wish there were endermen in the Borderlands area with the creepers.'

And then the gears start shifting, 'Holy Notch, what if Zer0 is an enderman hybrid.'

It figures, always masked, computerized voice, four fingers per hand, that good with a sword and all the refrences he makes to popular culture (Last is negligible, it is Borderlands after all.) Zer0 is an Enderhuman and I am banking that in.