#zoneofthedemonhunter

[pandemonium-in-purple]

Demon City

Scourge sat in his office, thankful to have a slow night for once so he could actually relax like he hadn’t been able to do in a good while. The hedgehog had the t.v on low volume and was listening to the city news as he ground up some weed to roll up in small squares of paper laid out on his desk. He skillfully rolled up two joints and reached to take a sip from his glass of chilled wine when a breaking news report interrupted the sports segment. 

“We interrupt sports coverage to bring you information regarding a highly bizarre situation occurring down town at this moment” A pink furred female fox with long blond hair announced. A good distance behind her were the flashing lights of emergency vehicles and what looked like an out of control mosh pit of mobians, all growling, clawing and biting at each other. “No one is sure what’s going on down here but it’s speculated that some kind of invisible chemical attack is causing anyone within a certain distance to lose their minds. As you can see behind me” The camera zoomed in on the chaos and then quickly zoomed out when the camera man unwittingly caught a mother slamming her own infant on the ground to stomp into a pulp before she got on all fours to begin viciously ripping it apart with her own mouth. “Holy fucking shit!” The man holding the camera was heard loud and clear and the video got shaky from his fear. 

“John!” The reporter named Claudia spoke harshly under her breath. “Be professional! I want that raise dammit!” She huffed and flipped her hair. Obviously she hadn’t seen the mother devouring her own child. “As I was saying, as of yet no one knows what triggered this chaotic scene of mass hysteria bu-” Gun shots suddenly rang out and caused both the reporter and camera guy to jump. Scourge looked up at the screen at this time as he was fixing to light a spliff now settled between his lips.

“Oh my god, what the fuck!” The man wielding the camera was heard again and zoomed in to see what was happening now. The gun shots were coming from law enforcement in the crowd. They were shooting random civilians point blank in their faces, rapidly unloading clips to kill as many as possible before turning their weapons on themselves and one another.  “Claudia fuck this! Fuck you and fuck your raise, we have to get out of here right fucking now!” John yelled as he was backing away from it all. But it was too late for him as something appearing spirit like hurdled towards them from the crowd of violence and right into the back of Claudia who suddenly dropped her microphone with a stunned look upon her face as a red misty aura radiated around her body. In a split second the female roared an unnatural and blood curdling noise while at the same time lunging at the camera operator. A brief scream was heard and the camera dropped before the video feed cut out.

Scourge still watching scratched his head with the unlit joint still in his mouth when the video feed went back to the studio, showing the horrified faces of the regular news anchors who were shocked and speechless. “Uh... w-we-well be back after a short break”

“What the fuck did I just see?” The purple hedgehog turned off the t.v. He knew it was possible he was just seeing things due to his inability to sleep. His life was plagued by hallucinations that could be extremely detailed at times, but this was among the most fucked up things he’d seen. He put the joint back down on the table and decided he should investigate for himself. Taking out a pair of high tech binoculars from a desk drawer, he got up and went to look out the window with them. The location was easy to find with all the flashing lights and much to his surprise he saw imagery consistent with what was just shown on the news, a large crowd in a pool of blood and guts still attacking one another to their deaths. “Chaos, what the fuck is happening down there?”

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

@zoneofthedemonhunter

Zonic was out demon hunting, or doing some other thing that was likely crazy. Scarlet didn’t exactly know, but he was going to take advantage of the hedgehog’s absence to play some tricks on him by messing with or sabotaging his things. First he poured vinegar into all the bottles of Bombay Sapphire Zonic had out, then he put koolaid in the shower head followed by injecting mayonnaise into the tooth paste. He even put a whoopee cushion under the cushion of Zonic’s chair before going into the kitchen. There he started snorting in a struggle to hold back his chuckles as he found a box of Cheerios and put it on the counter. The next thing he did was over the line, as he had pulled out a ziplock baggie containing a small bundle of dead baby birds and dummped them into the box. The echidna closed it and shook it up and snickered while placing it back on the shelf 

[5carlet-chaos]

"Aw, sweet.. and yeah. He's like this giant flesh monstrosity but he's surprisingly sweet. I was sent out to hunt him, but apparently it was something else that was causing all of the trouble and he just so happened to be trying to stop it and was kind of sort of in the way." He handed the baggie of weed to Scarlet, figuring that he could do the honors as he would unintentionally talk his ear off. "But yeah, I keep leaving because I got hunting duty in the summer. I always forget to mention it."

“Wow, that sounds interesting. I guess you’re a bottom after all if you’re mated to a giant” Scarlet remarked, kind of surprised as he took the weed and sat down with his grinder to grind the green buds up. “Got a picture or anything of this flesh monster guy?”

[5carlet-chaos]

"I mean... ssssort ooff?? Like... I got a mate now, he's pretty cool... but anyway, let's do some drugs." And lo and behold, he had raised the mentioned drugs into sight. "You don't happen to have that old bowl I gave you a while back, do you? Wanna use it?"

“Really? You have a mate?” Scarlet questioned curiously while pulling a small coffin case out of his pocket. “Yeah I still have it” He opened the case with purple velvet cushioned interior and showed Zonic the pipe inside. “Pretty much the only piece I’ve actually taken care of” 

[5carlet-chaos]

Zonic kicks open whatever door that leads to the room scarlet is in as loudly and abruptly as he can. "HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRT'DAY, MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!"

“SON OF A BITCH!” Scarlet was in the middle of some self intimacy and thus scrambled to cover himself with his blankets, his muzzle red as a tomato. “What the fuck man?!”

[5carlet-chaos]

A few quick, sharp knocks were heard at Scarlet's door at a rather late hour. Pretty late, but hopefully not enough so that the one being sought for wasn't asleep yet. "Scarlet? I have weed and tacos..!" Zonic's muffled voice could be heard from the other side.

Scarlet crept up to the door and was fixing to look through the peep hole, but the familiar voice rang out before he could and so he simply opened the door. “Good to see you, man.” He greeted the hedgehog and stepped aside to give him room for entry. “Did you say weed and tacos?”

[myths-sweet-palace]

zoneofthedemonhunter started walking into the crowd!

Near station square, there was a little shop, a bakery shop. It seemed small and cute with a light blue tint and a white paint on the front, making it look like icing or glaze, and inside the bakery worked a cyan pelted she-wolf, smiling and happily humming to herself, then the bell rang, ears perking up she knew someone was there.

[pandemonium-in-purple]

Yet another fuzzy picture is sent to Scourge, this time as a closeup. You can really see the still living hope in the small animals eyes! "Cum n find me bitch. U wanna fite???"

About three minutes later, Scourge came roaring out of a portal and tackled the son of a bitch! “RAAAHHHH! I hope you’re ready to die, MOTHERFUCKER!” He seethed in rage and reared back his fist which was adorned in some nasty looking spiked knuckles. But before he plowed it into the other’s face, he stopped himself when he recognized just who’s face it was he was about to destroy. “Wait, what?! YOU?! SON OF A BITCH!”