I'll write my way out!

Independent Wild Card Swap AU Ren. Multiship open but he has a canon ship. Please read my rules if you could! They're not complicated, I swear. Main blog: The-prince-and-the-thief. 

[cuntyglam]

why didn’t anyone tell me howl was so cunty i would have watched sooner

[taifunnome]

derschattenmoerder​:

“You’re just full of those, aren’t you.”

“Well, they say humor is the best medicine, but it’s more of a bandaid, don’tcha think?” He chuckled. 

[taifunnome]

derschattenmoerder​:

“Wrench that doesn’t answer anything. That just makes my point.”

“Yes, Kuru, dear, that was the joke.” 

[taifunnome]

derschattenmoerder​:

“Why does the letter Q almost always get followed by U?”

“Quotes quell queries those lacking curiosity, and yet, the quest to quash the question remains unconquered.” 

[aseaofquotes]

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Submitted by winterswanderlust.

[taifunnome]

“I think I’ll cause problems on purpose.” 

[citypoprph]

 send 📺 + a question, and my muse’s shadow will answer it!

( note: shadows are born from humans, and carry with them human emotions, which are mostly negative. many people have their own shadow, filled with their repressed emotions and feelings, and also tend to be twisted reflections of a person, influenced by their own self image, or the unconscious image others project onto them. )

[taifunnome]

//Wrench’s favorite sport is swimming, since he likes being in the water and it doesn’t strain his Achilles too much. 

Despite this, he’s so skinny he can’t float for very long. He has to keep moving or he starts sinking. (It gets better once he has a change of heart and begins to eat normally). 

[sphinxmemesmusings]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER!

[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.

[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.

[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.

[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.

[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.

[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.

[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.

[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.

[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.

[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.

[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.

[asaucecoveredsomething]

Wine drunk is the fucking best type of drunk. Btw. Just in case yall wanted to know how my Saturday was going.

[parieha-a]

                (    despite  my  brain  being  big  empty   )    like  for  a  starter  with  a  random  muse  .   or  request  if  you’re  so  inclined  &  i’ll  try  !

[nookling]

[secretlysweetmonsters]

what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

[bookpatrol]

photo by Tamas Munkacsi

[traumaticchild]

oh no im starting to feel bad emotions again wheres the off switch 

[taifunnome]

//Anyone wanna plot something with Wrench? I’ve been wanting to write him really badly. 

[taifunnome]

“I feel like it’s been forever since I even got out of my chair....” He’d been working until he crashed, waking up and repeating the cycle for... he checked his calendar and realized it was over a week. “Fuck me, alright then. I should probably get up...” 

So the man stood up, and immediately felt as though his Achilles tendons were going to break. Then came the dizziness, and spots in his vision. Oh. Oh boy. 

Pomf! 

Wrench unceremoniously fell onto his bed, letting out a loud groan. 

“Can death stop being such a fucking tease and just take me already? Goddamn...”