love the idea of being tricked into doing something perverted or horny
"ohh, your puppy parts are all tingly? why don't you sit right there for me, daddy can help."
"just keep moving your hips back and forth for me. the tingling is getting worse? hmmm, guess we should try something else."
"you sit right there on daddy's lap and move like you were on the pillow. no it's not weird, we're just playing horsey pup."
"my pup is getting so worked up, we need to get that shirt off and cool you down. yes puppy, bra too."
little shitty but you get the idea
Uhhh #me














