Talking Harry Styles

Luna • 30•PR mod • 🇬🇧 SOTT and satellite no1 fan

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Me to Harry because he sang Two Ghosts when I wasn’t there

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The picnic flopped so we have this

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The concept of harries already making up scenarios and fanfiction about harry and Zoe's perfect future together after those pap pics dropped when harry and zoe themselves don't even bother to think about it cause the relationship is not even real and such future will never exist

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So now we wait for the „kiss“ pics to drop! Because let’s be real, they probably took some to drop for later lol. Will that be hidden behind something as well or did they go all in and we get to see tongues this time? 💀

Omg the ones in the car were bad enough

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I think they only did 5 minutes pap shots of picnic park and then they went there separate ways 😂.

Highly likely

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https://x.com/styleslamb/status/2071210817488351714?s=46

The most private couple in the industry.

Sooo private I forgot who they are

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Poor Satellite that will wake up with the asks in chaos 🙂‍↔️

We love you @satelliteloooveeee

I love reading her blog with this stunt! Definitely feels like I’ve passed on the torch and she’s amazing

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I might be very wrong but is she attending his concerts only when othr famous people are there with her?

No, because look at all the celebrities that were there last night and she wasn’t there. It was before this weekend. She wasn’t there at the shows during the week so I’m assuming on Tuesdays and then she would be there on Fridays and Saturdays. Not sure why she wasn’t there yesterday. I’m not complaining though, but I mean there was four or five really high profile celebrities there last night which again I’m very surprised that she wasn’t there then.

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https://x.com/hrrysmullet/status/2071006115953774799?s=46

If he really loved her and she meant a lot to him as his friends and family do, especially since they’re “engaged”, he wouldn’t be “dancing around” his speeches and wouldn’t hesitate to mention her at all.

He would just outright say it

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Another funny anecdote is how he doesn’t even get papped in central London if he doesn’t want to. Like the other day, he was roaming around central London for 6 hours. Not a single pap pic. When that’s the place paps would actually be the quickest etc. No. He gets papped in very specific areas and always the same ones and trust me, I have been around the general area and even walked the same streets seeing from his latest pap walks last week and I can assure you, there never have been paps!

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They’re not even talking in any of the pics. A silent most awkward photoshoot. And I love how she’s looking into the camera every time and trying to suppress her look of disgust but also trying to figure out what pose would sell this shit the best 💀

She’s obsessed with cameras because the only ones she gets is ones she pays for

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At least they’re the most obvious they can be. Like there’s no way this could be more obvious apart from Harry or her outright saying that it’s fake or them holding a sign up during stunting saying „caution: stunting in action“ 💀🤭

I will make that sign

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I think she might isn’t going when other celebs could overshadow her appearance and she can’t latch onto them. Like she checked the family leeching, then Corden and co and on Friday she tried the Carla and Chloe one but they somehow weren’t having it lol and she looked like a fool. If I remember correctly, Tomo Campbell and co also didn’t include her in anything and he just followed her two days later for damage control because of the lack of content together. Also see how she apparently totally disregarded Gemma on Friday? Because she already checked that box and Chloe and Carla were getting more attention that day so naturally she wanted a piece of the attention cake lol. Shes so predictable

She moves around so such to be seen. In the pit with fans, at the back to be easily photographed. In the seats or with family. Not even OW was that desperate (only at her final ever show though)

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I might be very wrong but is she attending his concerts only when othr famous people are there with her?

She definitely needs company to leech on. But yesterday Drew Barrymore (who had to endure her at the JM event) and Cate Blanchett were attending among some other names. Makes you wonder who is willing to show off with her...

Only nobodies

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I hope after the bua he gets asked about this “relationship” and there’s no way he can deny it coz he and his team have allowed it to go to the extent of them being engaged. Just like the holivia pics these pics will also be online forever haunting him for the rest of his life.

He’ll preach privacy