Elvis
Working at a theatre is extremely fun most of the time. I get to see amazing shows regularly for free, and the atmosphere is generally filled with excitement. However, I’ll admit that there are some shows that I dread. And the cover groups are those sorts of shows. Especially Valentine’s day, with  a fake Elvis. I can’t claim to be an Elvis fan. Before this concert I had only heard a few of his songs before,  and ‘Hound Dog’ never really did anything for me. The show began with a quick introduction by a man in an all-american style costume, with silky chaps and a bright white hat. He tried to build up some anticipation, then he announced Ben NAME to the stage. Did he really look like Elvis? I can’t say I’m sure, even a week later. He had the black slicked back hair and shiny costume, but like any impersonator, his look wasn’t identical. Neither was his singing voice, or the Tennessee accent with which he spoke to the audience with in between songs. I’m no Elvis expert, but I wouldn’t take him for the real thing. Ben NAME  had previously won an Elvis impersonator competition in Memphis, so I guess he must have been the closest thing to the real deal! It was Valentine’s day, and the holidays are usually a good time to go to the theatre. The audience consisted of families, older people there for nostalgia, and a hen party. It was so packed that the usual seats that us staff usually got to sit on where taken, meaning we had to stand for the entire performance. I’ll admit that having sore feet may have affected my judgement on the show. Over the second half of the show, we had problems with women running to the front of the stage to dance and collect the scarves that the fake Elvis would throw – after wiping them across his sweaty neck. They acted like he was the real thing, grasping towards him for the chance of snagging a neckerchief to take home. Us staff had instructions to make sure that the front was kept clear during the songs, and some of my co-workers got screamed and sworn at when asked to move back to their seat. It wasn’t my favourite audience that we’ve ever welcomed into the auditorium. The shift was long and unpleasant and when I was asked if I wanted to go home I practically skipped out the back door. Cowardly, I was leaving behind co-workers who had to deal with an extremely large queue of fans waiting to get photos and an autograph with Ben. His true English accent was hilarious to hear, but didn’t make up for the faint smell of sick that two separate children had left behind. From the perspective of a performance, the show was well organised. The show progressed through Elvis’s career, as did the costume stages. The musicians were all very talented, and the lighting and smoke machines were exciting to look at. Imitators are generally never something I’d consider going to see, and we get plenty of tribute acts visiting the theatre. Fleetwood Mac, the Rolling Stones, ABBA, etc, have all toured through our way, if only as alter egos if never in person.














