Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@tardis-sci-fi
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
Now I want pancakes
I want a kitten
I wish you could change out emotions like parts in a car. "Oh, you're feeling heartbroken? Try this new happiness producer. See if that fixes it."
The perks of living with a weeaboo...
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG
OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM
OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT THE BOYS REPLY TO
OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE
THAT WOULD BE NICE
OH SO NICE
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
“Most people, if they stopped living for others, would not have a reason to live for themselves.”
Facebury (via psych-facts)
Clara + adorable facial expressions
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Note this NOW!!!!
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
i’m re-blogging this…
at night.
I wrote a poem. Let me know if you like it?
Every night, I fall asleep Wishing the pillow was your chest The blankets were your arms And the tick tock from my clock Was your heart beat. I daydream of you in the light Sitting on the couch My head in my hands. I dream of you at night My arms around my pillow as if it were your torso And wishing the tick tock from my clock Was your heart beat. When the wind blows through my hair I wish it were your fingers. When people call my name from afar How I wish it were your voice. I miss you so much You don't understand. How I wish we were together. But that day is far from here. I wish it were closer. But I know it won't be so. Until then I'll keep dreaming Of your arms Your breath Your voice Your hair And that the tick tock of my clock Is your heart beat.
Reblog if you're lesbian and proud
