a pretentious life;

bambi, 18, gmt just look alive, sunshine

[tcmnlinson]

are there any english lit majors around who’d like to be an angel and read over my thesis + part of my analysis of a novel & 2 poems

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

AU: Beyonce obsessed over Ziam. She is an avid shipper and nothing is going to change that. Whenever she sees then together it makes her so happy. But then Perrie comes into the picture and threatens everything Beyonce hoped for. She invites Perrie over to “chat about her future in pop music” but that was just bait…Beyonce kills Perrie, freeing Zayn from her grasp so he could marry his true love, Liam. Beyonce is pleased with the news that her ship has become reality. 

[ameliascinema]

[ziamasf]

do you know how hard it is to not know where ziam is i havent seen them since idk how many days and there is lack of colour in my life i miss ziam where is ziam

[avatext]

[jimmorrison1969]

REMINDERS: hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

AUs for when your OTP are both assholes

You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU

I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU

I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU

We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU

I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU

I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU

I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU

You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU

Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU

[jihyoo]

[sunflowerleigh]

BABY GIRL

[horoscope101]

The "Doing the project the night before and it's still better than yours" Squad

Gemini, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, And Pisces

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[ludysool-deactivated20200123]

Harry messing with the Vios contract as Liam tries to sign it +

[starksfell]

my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off 

[tystrack]

[thedailypayne]

 (insp.)

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Anthony Samaniego - Print Release

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[tcmnlinson]

my hair smells SO good