The Junk Yard

Where the things go. I don't know guys. Stop making me think. 24 She/They

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[andoutofharm]

look how cute they are together there’s no way this will go wrong

[andoutofharm]

yippee yipeee yippeeeee

[andoutofharm]

a family can be an eridian a whatever and an ugly as hell baby statement love wins statement this is the future liberals want statement

[softwaring]

lesbian flag, made using my own photography.

[canesbian]

"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[wannabehockeygf]

Please bro

[dailycatsblog]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[ratgingi]

this was done for thumbnail reasons and i know that but this image has me in hysterics

[nico-the-overlord]

Thinking about that one post that went “what if your teeth were flaccid until you got hungry”, imagine if something similar applied to boned boobs

[keter-class-anomaly]

Ugh that’s horrible.

You’re so right

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[kittycatcarla]

There are only two genders: Johnny Bravo and Jessica Rabbit

[the-haiku-bot]

There are only two

genders: Johnny Bravo and

Jessica Rabbit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cinewhore-deactivated20211003]

[petefoxshend-deactivated2018062]

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

[greyramblings]

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

[goth-queen]

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[fantasticfinnie]

happy pride month chat

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

[cinematech]

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

[cinematech]

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar

[milkchuggs]

I was curious if the exchange rate has gotten worse so I did a quick search for elf inflation and

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

[the-writers-wrench]

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.

He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.

(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)

Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.

Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.

[leseigneurdufeu]

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

[chainsawsdreamer]

@seajr DUDE