bloody fucking nuts

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a FOURTH YEAR SLYTHERIN at HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDY. Though you are a SLYTHERIN, you like to hang out with the other houses' students because it's IRONIC. You occasionally flirt with GRYFFINDORS, as well. And in front of MUGGLES and any other NON-MAGICAL BEINGS, you will completely and utterly deny the existance of magic at all. You excel in CHARMS, though your favorite is POTIONS. Your worst and least favorite class is HERBOLOGY. Nevermind. Your absolutely worst class is TRANSFIGURATION. Your favorite potion is GARROTING GAS, and you always seem to have some on you. Your wand is MAPLE WOOD with UNICORN HAIR CORE and is NINE AND A HALF INCHES LONG with INFLEXIBLE flexibility. The family GREAT-HORNED OWL, LIL CAL, is the one you were given for school. The owl has been taught various ways to CREEP YOU THE FUCK OUT. You are also currently dating a MUGGLE, even though he's not HUMAN. Almost every person in the school is COMPLETELY NOT OKAY WITH IT. Especially your Bro. Hes gotten a LITTLE LESS RESPECT as the HEAD OF SLYTHERIN ever since your romance with a muggle got out.

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You think you've been catlike for long enough.

===> Turn yourself back to normal.

You proceed to change yourself back, something that's a lot easier than trying to turn into a cat in the first place.

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demiurgicaquarium replied to your post: ((also WHAT IS THIS ROADSTUCK I KEEP HEARING… (( clubstuck AU with multi-universe crossovers all shoved into two cars that are traveling from Texas to Washington. In other words: Roadtrip shenanigans. ))

((….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT.

well not with this account because this dave is a wizard.

 ((well dave wouldnt be able to use any magic, just potions. and he'd have a british accent.

i'd still wanna know if there was another one ;w; if not for a different account.))

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demiurgicaquarium replied to your post: ((also WHAT IS THIS ROADSTUCK I KEEP HEARING... (( clubstuck AU with multi-universe crossovers all shoved into two cars that are traveling from Texas to Washington. In other words: Roadtrip shenanigans. ))

((....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT.

well not with this account because this dave is a wizard.

but still WANTWANT. ;;

i never get in on any fun things jfdghfdjhgujyh))

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allthedanesindenmark:

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((also WHAT IS THIS ROADSTUCK I KEEP HEARING ABOUT))

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Visit Original Link

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butchwalker:

“Summer of ‘89” - off the upcoming album The Spade - available on 8/30!

 ((never seen an audio post on the radar before. pretty good song.))

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bRB, gOING FLYING WITH dAVE,

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alright

your place or mine

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((did i mention i love drawing profile))

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((angel!john

i drew another pic youll see in a minute

i like it better because he looks better without shoes

and also i love drawing profiles so much))

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sardonicpuppeteer:

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diglettdevious:

(Please message me if this is screwed up or is lacking any class.) Here’s one for TF2, I’ve been waiting for one of these.

RED ENGIE

awwwwwwwyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Saxton Hale

bless my heart

Red Scout

Oh good

Red Soldier

MAGGOTS

red spy.

just lay your weapons down and walk away.

 blu scout

am i the only blue one

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bRB, gOING FLYING WITH dAVE,

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 im pretty savvy on this broom

but if you dont feel safe we can land at one of our places

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((epic things done in class blog 2k11

i kept gideon as hussie

and switched who rose and aradia were because it made more sense))

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bRB, gOING FLYING WITH dAVE,

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 yeah thats probably a good idea

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((well shite

i have to go to bed!

and now i wanna make a tumblr for angel-winged!john.....))