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I love ted. ofc i hate what he did, but like he is so hot omg. i think everyone is tired of my random ted facts 🤣💀. but ted gets me turned on like thanos man.

Now when you say he turned you on like Thanos, are we saying that he evaporated you into ash? Do you swirl together in the wind?

#kinda beautiful when you think about it

I sent you a confession like a week ago, are you ignoring it or did you just not get it

The end of the semester really got me, tbh.

Where did you go 😔

I'M BACK BITCHES

not a question but, im so grateful for this blog! i used to feel really bad about about it before glad to know im not alone:)

Thank you! United in thirst!

Where are u from?

Somewhere between NYC and Canada. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

I would like to have a ride with Ted and I want him to show me his favorite wood places... and we could make dirty stuff over there !

It might be your final trip to the woods!

I've been dreaming of Ted every night for days! coincidences? I do not think so

Well if he's all you think about then it's not surprising. Or your being haunted. Probably the latter.

#bundy's ghost #back at it

My grandmother was born on November 24th 1946 and my sister was born on January 24th 1989. I just found out that these are Ted's birth and death dates. A little disturbing.

What if your grandmother is actually Ted? 😮

A friend of mine told me that in her opinion, murder is the greatest form of power a human can exercise. Is this perhaps why many women (myself included) are fascinated by serial killers? For their power? What do you think about it? (seems like a macabre thing, I know)

For people who enjoy engaging in powerplay during sex, it seems very reasonable that a person who's shown their willingness to physically and mentally dominate others would be perceived as more attractive.

#there's evolutionary reasons #don't get me started or i'll type all day

do you watch Game of thrones?

I don't need to - everyone else watches it and tells me all about it the next day.

this is gonna make me sound like a crazy person but i often fantasize about precisely when ted got hard during his...extracurriculars. when he was stalking? before entering the house? when he was looking down at his victim? during the attack? after?

Honestly, I think he was probably rock hard the entire time.

I want you to post more ❤️

I want me to post more too. Send me confessions, my children!

I want Ted to bite my neck 🤤

Now I miss the Vampire Ted animation someone submitted before.

#he will suck your blood #maybe also your ass

Hey on your last account someone mentioned a fictive book about Ted, and the story was about him back from his grave, but I don’t remember the title can you help me ? 🤔

It's called The Stranger Returns and it honestly doesn't look half bad.

#the stranger returns

Everytime I hear a 70s love song I think of Ted. I don’t know why! I always wonder if he had a favorite song (apart from classical music)

I'm willing to bet he like a lot of soft rock, but said he preferred classical to look more sophisticated.

Any song that reminds you of Ted in particular?

#ted couldn't just chill for 5 seconds and enjoy life

tbh i think thirsting for ted is such a hot concept on its own like it feels so gross i love it .. and hed love it lmfao idk if this is wacko and psycho but i like to think if a gHoSt TeD was real hed be like having the time of his life (death? lmfao idk) knowing a shit buncha girls WANT him to do wjat he did... Yikes

#bad #it feels so good to be #not that it's actually bad #maybe mildly naughty

What's your favorite Ted era? Mine is definitely '89. Something about his profound wrinkles and aging body makes me melt.

My favorite Ted era is definitely the "oh shit I just got caught but can still talk my way out of this" era.

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