Horses man, horses

Inka, 21, big gay. Actually just a horse.

[teemanajalkiviisaus]

Tietääkö täällä piileskelevät suomalaiset ketään, joka olis piirtänyt tai kirjoittanut Koskenlaskija-tyypistä ja Reissumies-tyypistä fanficciä?

Juurikin näistä kahdesta. 

Kaverin puolesta kyselen

[teemanajalkiviisaus]

“Heidän katseensa kohtasivat kesken reippaan keskustelun, ja heidän silmänsä uppoutuivat toistensa sielunmaisemiin, kuin suomalaisen järven syvään sineen. Mutta ei homollo tavalla. Ei. Ei. Ei. Vaan miehisellä latino pohjalaisella tavalla.”

Koska kukaan muu ei uskaltautunut myöntämään, niin piti tehä iha itte!

[valilihapiirakka]

No tää on kiva mut jotain nyt puuttuu, missähän on Lihamies

[ioncehadwings]

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

[myimmortalseries]

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

[neo-china-deactivated20171228]

Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal

[spenciesglasses]

Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i just learned about felt sauna hats, they’re so ugly i love them

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

@alexafaie​ Sauna hats are, indeed, hats to wear whilst in sauna. Warm air rises up, which means that in sauna the head is the first body part to get really hot. This is unfortunate, since heads don’t take hear too well, and people like to sit in sauna for long amounts of time. A sauna hat is thick and thus… insulates? I think that is the word? So it will keep your head cooler for longer. It’s also good if you want to take a break from sauna to go to an avanto (a hole in the ice over a body of water), where it will keep the head warm.

Anyone is free to connect me, I don’t have the best understanding of sauna hats since my family doesn’t actually use them.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am so fond of Finland

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[antique-scarecrow]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

Things finns are obsessed with:

sauna

potatoes

that weird centaur post

the movie “the snowman” and its soundtrack

moomins

moomin mugs

moomin towels

the president’s dog

pussy (cunt)

Feel free to add.

[random-things-i-care-about]

* free buckets

[messruksi]

Yelling “soita paranoid”

Also when Finland is mentioned somewhere we just comment “Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan”

[seksipomminpurkaja]

Zen cafe: jos et sinä enää minua tahdo, olen kylmä ja kivinen kaivo, piha ilman sadettajaa, sitä minä olen jos sua en saa

Minä, 8v: 

[torillatavataan]

Minä, nyt (aikuinen):

[gayforblair]

alignment chart, ruuhkabussi edition

[marrowmoiselle]

My boyfriend said Garfield isn’t cute so this was my rebuttal.

[anxietyproblem]

[justgot1]

That’s the most 2020 word I’ve ever seen

[transarchivist]

bc it's pride month i just wanna say: ace and aro people are inherently lgbt. pronouns don't equate to gender- lesbians who don't use she/her are valid. you don't need dysphoria to be trans.

exclusionists and truscum are NOT welcome here. block me.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[venetsiankauppias]

suunnitelmat keväällä ei vastaa mitä oikeasti teen tän kesän

[elethart]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stimman4000]

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[ororomunroedontpullout]

What is that soft thing doing the imprinting

[harpyhormones]

its called a pad printer! theyre very commonly used for applying patterns to non flat and irregularly shaped objects

[gemstone-enemas]

mwomp

[myrebloggingblog]

Dark crafting tiddy, give me the squoosh