Listen closely...vampires

Mainly volturi aesthetics, Marvel and DC comics and shit posting. Asks are open. My life must be pretty boring if this is what I decide to do.

[totallycorrecttwilight]

Aro: So that’s my plan.

Caius: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Aro: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Caius: It fucking sucks.

Aro: That’s… That’s not constructive criticism

[merlinaddams]

Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in The Umbrella Academy: Season 2 (2020)

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[opinionatedtwihard]

Friendly reminder that there are 750 Quileute. Seven Hundred and Fifty. Think. For reference- how big was your middle school? (around that, maybe?) I think we tend not to understand how personal their inclusion in Twilight was. Smeyer took advantage of them. She's rich off of them and their culture. She exploited and misrepresented them. Seven hundred and fifty people. She could look each one of them in the eye and apologize in one afternoon and instead, she sits on 125 million dollars as if her hands are tied.

[its--the--fluorescence]

She could give every Quileute $50,000 each and still have $87,500,000 left over.

[twilightrenaissance]

bella hitting mike in the head with a volleyball moodboard

[alilaro]

caius has no ass there i said it

[wildgeesedotpdf]

Thinking about her ❤️

[smackable]

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ 

[alilaro]

some outfit ideas

[hallowedhuntress]

so…. I made another Billie Eilish edit… 

[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

[alecvolturi]

Human, probably open to cryptids: *broke/lonely/easy target*

The Volturi, sliding into their DMs offering a high paying job that includes an on-site fully furnished apartment, beautiful location in a lively city + hot “coworkers” and all you have to do is sign this NDA and keep your mouth shut (or/until they shut it for you):

[travalicious]

[savageolivegarden]

Emmett ‘that bitch’ Cullen

[little-girl-eyes]

Sometimes I think about how Jane and Alecs' powers are a result of them burning at the stake. With Jane wishing everyone could feel the burning she felt and Alec wishing he could feel nothing.

[volturisecretary]

Tag yourself

[hallowedhuntress]

if you made a volturi (or general twilight ) themed cards against humanity pack what sort of stuff would put on the cards?

These might be a little Not Safe for ‘Wardo, if you know what I mean. 😏

Also I made a lot. So the cards are under the cut!

Send me your matches!

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself