Howdy, I draw cartoons. 🤠 currently very inspired by Resident Evil 1, Chris x Wesker. Bossy bitchy bottom Wesker gang. Old man uke gang.
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You can call me SCUMSUCK, tempural, magdalene, whatever you know me as. I like to draw cartoons, learn how to code my personal websites, take care of my animals, garden, and make DIY arts, crafts, n' zines. If you enjoy my art, you can support me by leaving a tip, joining my sticker club, buying a piece from my store, and commissioning me.
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Don't feel obligated to follow back. Likes, shares, and comments on my posts are very appreciated. I am happy to have conversations, even if we aren't mutuals, but my social energy is low so I might not respond. I am not likely to respond to debates or arguments. I do not engage in fake fandom "discourse", people in the real world are dying.
Read more on my website: https://scumsuck.com/about
I have a bunch of weenie dogs and I deeply relate to their sausage shapes. 🌭 I also have a bunch of cats and chickens. I have poor memory so I'll probably repeat the same shit over and over in different posts without knowing it.
I draw for myself, and draw whatever I like: OCs, fanart, cute stuff, shippy stuff, or gory freak shit.
Characters:
#ollie n basile - spungbob ocs
#penetrators - heavy metal ocs
#spider gorls - norma & piper & harriet
腐 Rot Profile:
Sanchdiego = Dale Gribble and John Redcorn and sometimes Nancy, King of The Hill.
scoutspy = TF2 Scout x Spy. Sometimes ocs. I'm too old to integrate dadspy into my life.
bork n' pwual = wrasslin' Brock x Paul
shawnter = wrasslin' Shawn x Hunter
spidergoblin = Spiderman x Green Goblin
goblincest = Green Goblin x Norman Osborn
oedipus complex = Harry x Norman
nightslade = nightwing x slade wilson
terrybruce = terry mcginnis x Bruce Wayne
SpongeSquid = Spongebob x Squidward
🐍 Snake fujoshi = uke bias, multi-shipping, fixed order. I like organizing by name order in character pairings - it's my yaoi hankie code for (left/right) (giver of affection x receiver of affection) cuz I like one-sided pairings a lot. I often can't look at reversals. Sometimes I only like my own version of a reversed pairing 😔.
Even if we do not have the same order, or we don't have the same pairing, or we have different kinks, that is ok and we can still be pals. Just be nice about my preferred pairing pronouns ❤️
Some dynamics I like:
⚣⚢⚥⚧️ yaoi, yuri, het, genderbends, etc
One-sided, unrequited, obsession
Age gap, Younger fan x Older idol, Student x Mentor, Mourner x Dead.
Small + cute tops
Big + muscle + tall bottoms
Body sharing, selfcest
Obscure shit like Hall n' Oates RPF or Ratatootey polycule.
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I have a sideblog that is infrequently updated with more adult art, and reblogs.
If you have questions about my art, you may find the answer in my about page and FAQ!
If you have questions about my ScoutSpy dynamic, you may find the answer on my shrine page and OC pages!
Feel free to shoot me questions about my art and characters 😊
STARS era. Wesker's love language is gift giving, of course. Like the ammo and health he leaves for Chris around the mansion. And he likes recieving acts of service.
Based on a story by @crispy-lizard, that he will release on day 7 of Chrisker Week :P. How much of Captain Wesker was real? And can YOU name those STARS members?
Answers below:
Love these Sleve McDichael names.
I think everything Wesker did as a "good" captain was genuine. Much like his unironic appraisal of Chris as his best man, or Jill as a smart girl. He wants to get the job done, and he never half-asses anything. Including acting as a "good" cop.
But Wesker can discard relationships very easily. He's not attached to humans. "Goodbye, old friend," he said to Excella... He can genuinely enjoy the company of others for the 7 minutes they're together, and then get bored of them immediately and toss 'em. He doesn't feel bad for anything. Every day is a human performance for him, and other people are just NPCs in his script. Though he may have some favorite characters to play with, in the end he can enter the "killall" console command and just restart the game.
That's right, Jay Garrick 256! With all the jokes the fans (and even Capcom) make about Chris not reading well, I thought. Well. It's not a joke to me! I gift to Chris undiagnosed dyslexia that he tries to hide from the rest of the team 💖
not sure if you get this question a lot but where did you make this website / how and where did you learn to make them? they look so good!!!
Hiya! I'm always happy to answer questions about making simple websites :D
I have an out-of-the-way page on my site called "documentation" where I was documenting how I made my site.. it's a bit out of date at this point though.
I started with hosting on Neocities, much like many other people. It's free and the adult content rules are fairly lax. I learned by copy/pasting templates, and editing the template until the HTML/CSS made sense to me so I could make my own LOL.
Then I moved to Vercel, because I was outgrowing Neocities's speed and size limitations. And Vercel is free. But I'm trying to get off of Vercel because it keeps trying to shove ai shit in my face.
Now some of my sites (like my wiki and art archive) are hosted with my pal Kat on her computers! Isn't it cool that your friend can just leave their laptop open and your website is on it?! This is the ideal site hosting situation for me, I love trading skills and goods with real people, and not giving money to faceless corporations.
I know not everyone knows someone who runs home servers... I would still recommend hosting on Neocities for beginners! That is more than sufficient if you just want to display text and images. And then probably Nearly Free Speech if you need more control.
I'm glad you are enjoying the websites. I'm getting the itch to remake my main site now that I KINDA know how to use 11ty and astro :P
STARS era. Wesker's love language is gift giving, of course. Like the ammo and health he leaves for Chris around the mansion. And he likes recieving acts of service.
Based on a story by @crispy-lizard, that he will release on day 7 of Chrisker Week :P. How much of Captain Wesker was real? And can YOU name those STARS members?
Answers below:
Love these Sleve McDichael names.
I think everything Wesker did as a "good" captain was genuine. Much like his unironic appraisal of Chris as his best man, or Jill as a smart girl. He wants to get the job done, and he never half-asses anything. Including acting as a "good" cop.
But Wesker can discard relationships very easily. He's not attached to humans. "Goodbye, old friend," he said to Excella... He can genuinely enjoy the company of others for the 7 minutes they're together, and then get bored of them immediately and toss 'em. He doesn't feel bad for anything. Every day is a human performance for him, and other people are just NPCs in his script. Though he may have some favorite characters to play with, in the end he can enter the "killall" console command and just restart the game.
You already knew this was going to be a P30 situation.
Canon divergence. Lost In Nightmares scenario, Chris is the one who pushes Wesker out of the window to save Jill.
Good ol' Wesker would rather take advantage of Chris's unconscious body FOR EXPERIMENTS. There's no fun in killing an old friend outright. And now Chris is being pumped full of “T”-Virus from the bug drilled into his ribcage, and his hair is turning white… perhaps this is where the maniacal seme Zebra Chris I see in fanart comes from :P I also think Jill and Sheva would have a wild and yuriful adventure looking for Chris!
While Jill retained her slim figure (because Capcom devs like skinny women…), I believe the scientist in Wesker enjoys seeing muscle anatomy on masculine figures. He gazes lovingly at his Tyrant and whispers “It's beautiful…”. That dude's a Dr. Frank-N-Furter trying to get Rocky to put on the gold speedo. So Chris is getting an extra dose of “T”-Virus compared to Jill, and slowly growing to Tyrant size. As such, Chris's battle suit has short sleeves to show off the assets that Wesker enjoys on him.
I imagine the 7 minute Chris/Wesker boss fight would have Chris grabbing Wesker like King Kong, and jumping on and off the banisters. Can you imagine a 300 lb P30 gorilla Chris running on all fours?! Scary.
There's something in me that prefers the black and white versions of this piece. But I wanted to have it colored to show off Chris's hair, eye, and battle suit color. Wesker was nice enough to make the green battle suit Chris's favorite color at least! He did that much for Jill's blue battle suit...
I chose Tang Dynasty royalty as a setting, inspired by my good friend Lasquito who has been playing Road to Empress and watching Nezha movies with us. I've also been reading a bit about eunuchs in Chinese history 😁 so I'm going to yap under the cut cuz I thought about this quite a bit.
This is a "no zombies" AU, where instead of Chris and Wesker working for STARS (which was funded by Umbrella), Chris and Wesker are working under Emperor Spencer. Something really interesting about both of them always working for the "bad guy", but Chris is trying really hard to uphold law and order within this system, while Wesker is trying his dang hardest to break out of the system and he doesn't care who he hurts. 😜
Chris is Wesker's guard in the palace. Wesker does little teasing things to Chris, like glaring with an angry furrowed brow at him. Or standing 10 ft away from Chris and breathing oxygen. Or kicking peeping Chris out to undress with the door open. That drives Chris wild! Especially when Chris finds out Wesker's a eunuch. That's so interesting to Chris! So Chris ends up making very bad decisions to make his liege smile. Which ends up with Chris accidentally helping Wesker's plot to murk the emperor for kidnapping and castrating him. Woops!
I really like this AU as one-sided attraction, from Chris to Wesker. Wesker might have some feelings resembling fondness for his little piggy Chris, but he's gotta do what he's gotta do (murk the emperor), even if it breaks the little piggy's brain and heart to implicate him in a coup. Join me, Chris 💖 even if you'll never get to hit. 💖
Chris's outfit and occupation is based off of Ling Xiao from Road to Empress. And Wesker's outfits and occupations are based off Chen Xin and Consort Wei of Preciousness. Wesker wears pure white like the trapped, castrated silkworm he is.
I have a mighty need to talk about music as inspiration LOL.
This song was in the back of my head while pondering the AU. 赤伶 Red Actor sung by Li Yugang
The song is a fable during the Second Sino-Japanese War, about a female impersonator actor forced to perform “The Peach Blossom Fan” by invading soldiers. That play is in turn about the fall of the Ming dynasty through the filter of a doomed romance between a courtesan and scholar. Back to the Sino-Japanese War, the crossdressing actor traps the invading soldiers in the building, sacrificing himself while the theatre is set on fire to kill everyone in it.
Li Yugang, the performer of the actual song, is known for performing male and female roles as a singer.
Then linking that to M. Butterfly by David Henry Hwang, about a real opera singer/spy performing as a woman to seduce a man for political gain:
In Road to Empress as well as the fictionalized M. butterfly, the mark-spy relationship ends in “I still love you” from both people, even after the political betrayal is revealed… hrrmph… why does Chris yell WESKER when cap'n gets impaled…
戲中情戲外人 憑誰說
Love in the play and outside the play, who can tell?
There is SOMETHING there even in the song's lyrics about repeating theatre cliches, but don't laugh at the cliches…
莫嘲風月戲 莫笑人荒唐
Don’t laugh at romance, don’t laugh at people’s absurdity
the smallness of individual human life in grand political schemes. and something I want to connect to my gay little AU about my Wesker being a political dissident/spy performing male and female roles as a actress/musician 🤔
I chose Tang Dynasty royalty as a setting, inspired by my good friend Lasquito who has been playing Road to Empress and watching Nezha movies with us. I've also been reading a bit about eunuchs in Chinese history 😁 so I'm going to yap under the cut cuz I thought about this quite a bit.
This is a "no zombies" AU, where instead of Chris and Wesker working for STARS (which was funded by Umbrella), Chris and Wesker are working under Emperor Spencer. Something really interesting about both of them always working for the "bad guy", but Chris is trying really hard to uphold law and order within this system, while Wesker is trying his dang hardest to break out of the system and he doesn't care who he hurts. 😜
Chris is Wesker's guard in the palace. Wesker does little teasing things to Chris, like glaring with an angry furrowed brow at him. Or standing 10 ft away from Chris and breathing oxygen. Or kicking peeping Chris out to undress with the door open. That drives Chris wild! Especially when Chris finds out Wesker's a eunuch. That's so interesting to Chris! So Chris ends up making very bad decisions to make his liege smile. Which ends up with Chris accidentally helping Wesker's plot to murk the emperor for kidnapping and castrating him. Woops!
I really like this AU as one-sided attraction, from Chris to Wesker. Wesker might have some feelings resembling fondness for his little piggy Chris, but he's gotta do what he's gotta do (murk the emperor), even if it breaks the little piggy's brain and heart to implicate him in a coup. Join me, Chris 💖 even if you'll never get to hit. 💖
Chris's outfit and occupation is based off of Ling Xiao from Road to Empress. And Wesker's outfits and occupations are based off Chen Xin and Consort Wei of Preciousness. Wesker wears pure white like the trapped, castrated silkworm he is.
Had a busy weekend at ConCarolinas :P The convention itself was slow, but I spent a lot of time working on commissions AND Chrisker week stuff. Tomorrow... I shall begin Chrisker posting en masse.
The artist alley was tucked in a far basement with actual leaking pipes. No one knew where it was apparently! So a bunch of us made signs trying to point people to us. Hopefully some folks found us through my subtle art! A couple people came to our table to ask if I drew this haha, and I got the drawing returned to me at the end of the event by a volunteer who recognized my art style.
And for good luck, I brought a framed portrait of my good family friend Wesker with me! Along with some new Zeno and Gideon sticker designs for Sticker Club... gonna send these out to homies after we get some sleep.
I met 3 fellow Wesker enjoyers over the weekend, one who said they have a "My other ride is Albert Wesker" bumper sticker, and they saw another car covered in Wesker pics... There's DOZENS of us here!!! So remember bringing your art is important, but bringing a yaoi ice breaker is good too! :)
I'll post some of the live commissions and art trades I did later!
I drew fanart for a LOVELY Scoutspy gift fic. it’s an AU where Spy is an aging actor and Scout is a fanboy, and it’s GREAT and everyone’s hilariously pathetic. The title’s “Beat Your Meat n’ Greet”, go search it up on a03 if you’re an adult over the age of 18!
Also you can see the uncropped version of this on my pillowfort, dm if you need the link :)
It's been a while! And I have learned that I need to just keep all my art on my own website, so you can always look at it no matter what social media sites fall out of favor. So I have re-uploaded this piece to my booru archive.
Please enjoy. And let me know if there are any other drawings from me that you'd like to see on my site.
Here are the prompts for this year's Chrisker Week! The event will run from June 1 – June 7, but as always, late submissions will always still be accepted!
Art, Fanfiction, video edits, etc. are all acceptable forms of entry. In other words, there is no wrong way to engage with this event as all art forms are not only welcomed but also encouraged!!
All prompts are up for interpretation, so feel free to use it how you envision. If you find yourself struggling with these prompts, below you will find some extra prompts that you are more than welcome to use for any day
❗ Remember to tag #Chriskerweek2026 OR @ Us on your submission so that we can see it and reblog it ❗
As mentioned, if you find yourself struggling or not liking the prompts, here are some alternatives that you can use instead for any day of your choice
I have my 7 chrisker week days' art prepared... For some I will jusg keep the sketches, it's the idea that's important, and some I want to ink over the week so they're cleaner. Like the comics :3
I had ideas for some of the other prompts, but I will draw them after Chrisker week so I can pace myself 💖 yayyyy. I love yaoi.
Just Gorly Things #53: Learn to read the body language of your doggy guinea piggy Chris, and your kitty cat Wesker! So they don't eat each other while playing.
Happy birthday to my good friend Lasquito, for whom I have dedicated this comic to! Leon cannot find any peace even as a Target manager. Because he loves Bingo.
Sometimes I think Jill and Chris and Leon and all the other agents should get regular jobs, instead of constantly reliving the horrors of bio terrorism and corrupt corporations colluding with governments, and their national security groups also being corrupt and actually being subsidiaries of the bio terrorist evil corporations that they're supposedly fighting.
But hey, can't avoid that with a regular job anyways. And they'll inevitably get called back into action to save tiny crying babies.
what dog breed do u think each of the alley guys would be :>
BOY have I been saving these sketches for the RIGHT TIME!
Hank = Bloodhound, dependable and wrinkly and proud to work.
Dale = Chihuahua, shaking and shitting with a loud bark and no bite.
Boomhauer = Bull terrier. Just his lil eyes and handsome nose.
Bill = Bulldog, used to be a prized sporting animal but can't breathe good now.
Peggy = Collie! A confident herding dog with beautiful hair.
Bobby = Looking more like Hank's bloodhound-ish-ness than Peggy's Collie.
Nancy = Poodle. Big hair, high maintenance, actually quite aggressive despite the beauty queen image.
John = Malamute. Big dog with beautiful hair, strong for heavy hauling (as opposed to the husky's sled-racing), and gets antsy if he doesn't have enough stimulation
Joseph = Can't see his parents Nancy or Dale at all in his looks, seems a bit husky. But he acts just like a Dale...
Thank you for asking. I am always thinking about dogsonas for my favorite blorbos.