i dont know if your request are open but i would like to request anything with hoshiumi or gao, like anything, im craving for something😭
yessss and ive had an idea in my head for a couple of days after chatting with @sakoots :))
genre: crack? fluffy crack warnings: Gao sleeps naked yall
“Hide my Boyfriend is Coming!” prank with Hirugami, Hoshiumi, and Gao
your boyfriend was completely knocked out cold after a long day, one arm slung over your waist as he softly snored against your neck
you however were awake, feeling mischievous after hearing about a certain prank
you took a deep inhale, willing yourself not to laugh and break character
“Babe get up! Hurry! my boyfriend is on his way here!” you shook Sachiro a few times
nothing. it’s like he was dead.
you frowned, and shook him again, raising your voice more-“SACHI! My boyfriend is coming you need to hide right now!”
this time he opened one eye and pouted at you-now you were holding in your giggles
he grumbled incoherently, grabbing your waist while you stifled a laugh, “babe really! my boyfriend will be mad!”
he pressed his lips against the shell of your ear, “if you don’t quit, your actual boyfriend will be mad, go to sleep you dork.”
you let out a laugh at last and snuggled into his arms, although a little disappointed he didn’t fall for your prank at all
it was 1am, and your boyfriend was asleep in your bed, while you were finishing up some work
he was very adamant about how you needed to go to bed at a proper time (but rlly he wanted you to cuddle him)
you were scrolling your phone as you finished up, spotting the “hey my boyfriend is coming!” prank and thought hey why not?
so you snuck into your room, seeing how ethereal your man looks when he isn’t a hyperactive goofball, you almost felt bad about pranking him
but you turned the light on suddenly, grabbing his shoulders, “Korai! Hey! You need to hide, my boyfriend is on his way here!”
Hoshiumi kept his eyes screwed shut, pouting
“I’ll beat him up, don’t worry dove.”
you tightened your mouth so you wouldn’t laugh, trying to yank him from the mattress “no way babe! I don’t want you to get hurt!”
“what you think I couldn’t take him?? I can take this stupid boyfriend...b-boyfriend??!!” he is so confused!
you’re giggling while he rubs the sleep from his eyes and tilts his head at you
“I’m your boyfriend!” he looks so mad and confused and hurt lol
you turn the light off, and kiss his forehead, “yeah you are, it was a prank! I promise you’re the only one for me, Korai.”
you yelp because he claps a hand against your bum, “you’re darn right I am, dove. And just wait, you’re getting pranked back.”
first of all, you knew you were going to prank him awhile ago with this
because he ate your last ice cream cone
Gao was already asleep, while you were brushing your teeth and putting on your pajamas, smiling to yourself
afterwards you popped your head into the bedroom, his massive sleeping body on the bed
you were so mean ISTG because you ran and jumped onto the bed, effectively waking up your boyfriend
“GAO! You need to move! My boyfriend is coming in like 5 minutes!”
Gao blinks at you, then blinks a little more rapidly, looking panicked. he tries to jump out of the bed, but his long legs were tangled in the sheets
so basically he fell out of the bed, on his face
you’re about to burst a blood vessel watching this happen
Gao stands, in the buck ass nude, and runs into your bathroom holding himself
you’re on the floor with tears in your eyes
a minute later he’s standing in the doorway, frowning
“but I’m your boyfriend??”
you’re laughing and nod, “yeah baby it was a prank!”
he growled and then tackled you to the bed as you screeched
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