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taissa . 26 . i don't know how, but i'm taller . it must be something in the water everything's growing in our garden you don't have to know that it's haunted .

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evanptrs​:

You know what? I’m gonna be a good boyfriend and let you have this one but next time you’re going down. I want to see this skit, though. If it doesn’t live up to expectations I might have to take back your victory. I’m full of surprises! Don’t worry, I could never leave you for a horse. The only horse I’d leave anyone for is the one from Tangled but it’s not real so we’re good. I’m sure I can think of some ways for you to get some extra credit, too. We’re gonna have to dedicate a lot of time to practising. Any opportunity we get we should practise, y’know, for the sake of becoming experts. Waking up next to you and breakfast in bed? You’re really spoiling me here. Surprise me! Make me think I’m getting waffles then throw some pancakes at me. 

Now, that’s romantic of you. The skit is still ongoing, it’s going to be pretty theatrical. Better than any Broadway show, I assure you. That is a pretty nice horse, Maximus, right? Isn’t that his name? Fair. I’ll give you that. As a self-proclaimed teacher’s pet, I am very eager to get some extra credit, believe that.  Oh, we need plenty of practise, like hours and hours and days and months -- years of practise. Multiple tests -- it’s going to be a lot of work, but worth it.  I get to wake up and see those dimples, I’m the spoiled one, truly. Oooh, like a magic trick, good idea.

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evanptrs​:

Only an hour or two? Pfft, weak. I could make mine last a whole twenty-four hours. Whoa, you even have pie charts? This means I need to up mine and get some pie charts and bar graphs. I’m just a kind man that’ll do anything for the girl he loves. I’m very, very romantic. Phew, I’m glad I don’t have to worry about you leaving me for a horse. That’s every man’s worst fear. I’m gloating to every horse I see from now on. Sure, people will think I’ve lost my mind but it’ll be worth it. Oh, an advanced course, huh? Sign me up for that. I really need to get good at this CPR thing so a lot of practise is needed. Is there anything I can do for extra credit to really become an expert? Can’t wait! BuzzFeed Unsolved and practising our CPR? Couldn’t think of a better night.

See, now you’re challenging me, this never goes over well. You’re practically begging to lose. Suppose I’ll be needing paid actors to perform a complete skit up on stage then -- consider it done, I’m not going down this easy. I always knew you were the romantic type , probably not ass far as marriage supporter with horses but here we are. As long as you have no plans on leaving me for a horse, I think we’re set in stone. You’re looking to become an expert? Oh, I can definitely come up with some extra credit things for you, that won’t be a problem. Consider I’m always in need of lots of practice, I’ll be expecting some extra credit for an expertise level from you as well. So have a nice list prepared. Not to mention the breakfast in bed, courtesy of your lovely girlfriend -- waffles or pancakes? Oh wait, or both? 

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lizziecolsn​:

Evermore is such a good album! Much better than Folklore. I haven’t stopped listening to ‘no body, no crime’ since the album came out. Taylor is really out here giving us hit after hit. We’re so lucky to have her. Besides, she has songs for every occasion. When I broke up with my fiance, I listened to the whole Red album on repeat for days.

I enjoyed folklore but evermore is just -- wow. It blew away any expectations that I had for it-- it’s easily my second favourite album of all time. Which, funny you should mention it, my told album is Red especially All Too Well. I’ve cried numerous times over it -- I always felt like somehow she had a personal diary of mine and was just putting it into her own words.

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blarsns​:

Me too. I’m honestly obsessed with all things Taylor Swift but Evermore? So good. I wish I had it in me to be as good as she is on that album because wow, those skills are next level. I always feel like a fairy in a forest when listening to it. If you ever want to frolic I’m in the Burrow and I’ve made my backyard pretty magical looking if I do say so myself.  

I’m never one to turn down a good frolic. However, my one rule is that we have to dramatically rehearse champagne problems with full and accurate portrayal. Simply because it would be good for the soul. I’ll even supply the champagne, we can get some really huge gowns-- it’[ll be lovely.

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I’ve been absolutely obsessed with Taylor Swift’s album evermore -- I don’t even know how to properly handle it. I literally feel like I’m being pulled into the songs, why am I not frolicking around a forest in a gingham dress right now? Make it make sense. If you haven’t heard the album, you need to. It’s a masterpiece. 

[zeketyler]

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evanptrs​:

Babe, please. My list is way longer than yours. It’s like a never-ending scroll that gets added to daily. Yeah, a scroll because I’m fancy like that. Do it, turn it into a powerpoint and present it to me. I’ll make sure I have popcorn and drinks while you inflate my ego. What can I say? I love you that much that I’m willing to let you go live happily with a horse while I watch on wishing that was me. I think that super cool boyfriend of yours would definitely say it’s always been you, too. Nobody else could even compare. You think this could be a multiple day course of CPR lessons? I don’t think one day will be enough for me to really get the hang of it. How about we have a sleepover tomorrow? I’ll come over to yours and we’ll make a whole night of it.

Mine rivals a TEDTalk, which is like a good hour or two of content which beats your endless scrolling completely. I’ll rent out a movie theater for the occasion and treat it like I’m a guest speaker -- diagrams and all. Just wait for the out of my league pie chart -- it’s happening. The kindness in your heart for that kind of sacrifice is truly astronomical. Thankfully, I don’t know many horses -- none that are a match for me regardless. So competition-wise, I think you’re pretty good. I mean -- I think my boyfriend is pretty good competition-wise. Well, you could always do the advanced course-- it’s like a week long, sound better? Tomorrow night it is, we can marathon some BuzzFeed Unsolved and begin that incredibly important CPR course.

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evanptrs​:

I couldn’t think of anything more romantic. You need an ego boost? I’m right there ready to list off a thousand reasons why you’re the best. I definitely deserve those bonus points because those were some hard times but you’re never getting rid of this cheerleader no matter what. You could marry a horse and I’d still cheer you on but… y’know, don’t do that. If you’re marrying anyone else in the future it has to be that kickass boyfriend of yours. Heard he’s pretty cool. Let’s have a brag-off and see who can brag about the other the most. Got a feeling it’ll be a never-ending competition. I will give you the kiss of life any time. I need to practise my CPR anyway. We need to be having more sleepovers starting right now. Waking up next to you will automatically make my day better so let’s get to it.

As if your list can compete ANYWHERE near my list that I’ve been compiling for years. Maybe I’ll turn it into a powerpoint. Even supportive of a horse husband— you amaze me, constantly. However, I think I’ll pass on the horse thing, they wouldn’t look at good in a suit as my boyfriend does. He’s the best and is definitely the only person I can possibly see myself marrying. It’s always been him. This evening, we’re practicing some CPR then, could be a long course, just warning you. Consider it done, I’d choose waking up next to you every single day if possible. Your smile and some bed head, I’ll need CPR again. You’re free to stay over mine whenever you like, I just don’t want you to feel overwhelmed or anything!

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xcevansx​:

The view just from the front window is pretty great. I love the city life, and being kinda tucked away in nature. He kinda is, but he’s getting used to it. He just stares at me in the morning.

There’s just something about the outdoors here that is just magical. Plus there’s so many great locations to check out, it’s like paradise here. What’s his breed?

[evanptrs]

evanpeters luckiest guy in the world or what 😍 @tfcrmigas

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evanptrs​:

Okay, deal. I’m perfectly fine being stuck in a happy bias little bubble with you. Catch me constantly being your hype man. I mean, I’ve already been doing it for years anyway so I’ll just have to be more extra about it now. Oh, everyone will definitely freak out. I know there’s some diehard fans out there that have been rooting for us since the Tate and Violet days. That’s my favourite hashtag yet. Gotta let everyone know I’m a taken man. Bad boy Evan and bad girl Taissa in the same night? Damn, I might need the kiss of life to resuscitate me after that. And, you know any night you stay over at mine you’re getting the same treatment. After all, we know what a top class chef I am now.

Just us and our egos? Very romantic. You’ve always been my biggest cheerleader, even when I got married. You get bonus points for that one considering you were keeping a secret from me. Now I’m just tempted to post something and watch the chaos ensure. Dare me to do it? It’s about time I bragged even more about my boyfriend, you know. It’ll trend worldwide, and is easily my favourite as well. For obvious reasons. Good thing I know CPR, though, you’ll probably have to return the favor. Considering the butterflies I’d get over your bad boy AHS characters, I think I might be in some trouble. You and breakfast in bed? Why are we slacking on sleepovers? I think we need to up our game.

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lcjmes​:

Serious inquiry- what does everyone do after Friday night when they’ve finished WandaVision? Because i’m still trying to figure it out still after six weeks- especially now with the series over. I need those suggestions because this pizza and beer don’t taste right staring at a “Are you still watching…?” screen that’s still gawks at me after watching the latest episode and just turning something random on on Netflix to go to sleep to. It’s pretty sad…and I just remember I need to find something else to watch for the rest of the weekends of the year because Marvel is releasing something new every Friday. So hit me with all the suggestions besides all the healthier alternatives to fill my carb filled weekends…and unpacking. I still haven’t done that yet either. @fairpondhq​

I’m most definitely in the same boat here -- honestly, I’ve been repeating the episodes. I have a personal attachment to it so I’m pretty upset it’s over-- I’m like that with most shows. I never want them to end. I’ve been bingeing a lot on Disney +, they’ve updated some older tv shows like Criminal Minds and stuff which has been pretty refreshing. It took me ages to unpack, if you’d like some help I’m willing. I’ll even bring some take out.

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evanptrs​:

It had been ten years since they’d first met and filmed the very first season of American Horror Story but he could recall the day they’d first met like it was yesterday. They’d hit it off almost instantly — anyone could see the chemistry they had on and off screen. Throughout the years, that had never changed. Evan could safely say he’d never had as much chemistry with anyone else. With Taissa everything was just easy. It wasn’t hard for him to play someone in love with her when she was as great as she was — not to mention the fact that he’d harboured a massive crush on her, too. Now, he could openly admit that he was madly in love with her. If you’d have told him back then that he’d be sat with her right now having dinner with her as his girlfriend then he’d have probably thought you were crazy. He really did feel like the luckiest guy on the planet.

Admittedly, he was nervous for her to try the food so he, as inconspicuously as he could, watched her out of the corner of his mouth as he took a bite himself. As she spoke, he felt relief wash over him. Everything was going so smoothly right now. “You’re really doing wonders for my ego right now, you know?” He chuckled, placing his fork down for a minute to take a sip of his wine. “Stuck with you? Oh no. What a nightmare!” He sighed dramatically really trying his best to keep a disappointed look on his face but he broke out into a grin in mere seconds. “There’s nobody else I’d rather be stuck with or grow old with. You’re stuck with my annoying ass for eternity now. You sure you know what you’re getting yourself in for?”

There’s a certain delight over her view, Taissa’s focus entirely on the man on the other side of the table. It was difficult to recall a time where they were able to be this alone -- just the pair , and she enjoyed the intimacy of the moment. Her fork graciously takes another scoop of food, bringing it to her mouth. All flattery aside, Evan had done a wonderful job on the meal -- all romantic details included. If anything, Taissa took this as a spark of the beginning of what was to come. This had only proven to her the seriousness of their situation, something she was beyond thrilled about. This was a greater new start than she could have ever wished for.

With only half of the food on her plate remaining, Taissa had reached for her glass, taking a small sip of wine before returning it to table. Thankfully, she really didn’t have to fear spilling any secrets that she was keeping locked up-- having aired out nearly every single one the week before. “Eternity? Is that not the dream? Listen -- I think you’re underestimating how often I’ve found myself thinking about this. Having you annoy me for the rest of my life is basically what I was hoping for anyway. I had even accepted it as friends, but now I literally get to get annoyed by you for eternity and have it be romantically which is just -- a total dream for me.” Her expression is one of complete admiration, her eyes fixated on Evan. “I get to be by your side-- support you, be there for you when you need someone and I mean -- I get to love you, and show you. I just see this as a whole new beginning, I finally seem to get the life I wanted -- I see a whole future with you -- with everything. It’s beautiful.”

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emrbrts​:

I can’t wait to see your cape! I’m sure it’ll be the best cape of them all. I can already picture it in my mind. You’re right though, he’s going to take after me and I am nothing but an angel. Plus Billie and her kid have moved in too so they’ll be a good influence on him I’m sure. We sure are! How’s tomorrow at my place work for you? Yeah, that’s right - I can throw down in the kitchen…by ordering us a pizza.

Exactly, angels make angels-- it’s just the law.  They have? Oh, that’s fantastic! Tomorrow is perfect, and I’ll play right along and say you totally made the pizza from scratch-- you’re basically a worldclass chef.

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evanptrs​:

You’re so biased but it’s okay because I’m incredibly biased when it comes to you, too. Although, everything I say is always true. And, I have the hottest girlfriend ever. Like I keep saying, you’re a complete babe and I love the heck out of you. I say we just brag about it and start telling every single person we talk to — dedicate a whole ass Instagram post to it if we have to like everyone does. I don’t think I’ve ever needed to see something more than bad girl Taissa. This is what dreams are made of. Don’t worry, I’m practising my fainting every night just for the occasion. You’ll be so impressed. Breakfast in the morning, too? Wow, you spoil me.

I say we live in happy bias bliss -- regardless of how wrong you may be about this one. The fact that you’re arguing is adorable so I don’t mind it in the slightest. Don’t even tempt me, it takes all my willpower not to post you on every social media account I have. Think everyone will freak out? Probably. #EvanPetersOffTheMarket will be the next hashtag, I can see it now. You know what? The moment bad boy Evan switches off, I’ll let bad girl Taissa make her appearance. You’re a fantastic actor so I expect nothing less than Oscar performance. Breakfast in bed, consider it done. Every night you stay over will be the same.

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xcevansx​:

We do, and though I love working on new projects, I need a moment..or three to just soak it all in and relax. The Thai one sounds great, I’m gonna have to go try that. He doesn’t think he is, but he is…trust me.

Keeping busy is great-- sometimes it’s just nice to take a breath. I’ve been having some morning walks which seem to give me a better outlook on the day, really enjoyable. Definite recommendation, anything off their menu is good! Oh, he’s in denial then-- but I suppose we all are. Is he adjusting well to the move?