Kai Smith!!

Hellooooo everyone!! It's the REAL Red Ninja, reporting for duty!! Ion got nothing goin on, so feel free to say anything!! Kai Smith, OUTIEE🔥🔥

[th3actual-redninja]

Hello citizens of the Merged Lands!! You all know I’m SO COOL, ion even NEED an introduction!!! Ya’ll know me!! 🗣️🔥‼️

My very wonderful multiverse family:

My fav Nindroid everrr: @ice-to-m33t-you

Little baby green bean- @greenp1llowmint-l0ver

Sora: @t3ch-m4st3r

Stupid blue jay: @lightning-jay-bird

My WONDERFUL daughter!!: @dareal-redninja

ANOTHER?!?: @k4ith3f1rebr0

Shen Yue: @sil3ntsp4rk0fhop3

Onyx: @crystal-oni

The very BESTEST sister whom I love!!: @tall-glass-o-water

The only reason half of us are still alive: @pixallsolozz

He’s alive??: @evil-overlord-garmie

Lil ninja fanatic: @el3mental-mast3r-0f-pie

Seriously, how is he alive??: @gr33nbean-gh05t

Cole..:@r0cky-dang3r-buff

Read below, important info!

This is an au, so not everything is accurate to the show! This takes place during dragon's rising but Jay does have his memories.

Hope you enjoy! Please ask if you want to join the rp!

We are minors so no NSFW!!! Thank you!!!

my main blog is @venusjelly , so go follow me if you’d like!! <33

Thanks for reading!!

[th3actual-redninja]

🎮: how many kais are there on this website for fsm's sake 😭 @lightningninj-aaaa

well, let’s see. There’s me and like two other Kai’s I’ve spoken to. That’s like…three. Let’s start there.

[th3actual-redninja]

do you wear earrings? and have to deal with them being heated up by the fire or something?

I used to wear one singular earring because I thought I looked fine as hell. Cole bullied me into not wearing it anymore.

[r0cky-dang3r-buff]

Yeah, cuz they were ugly as hell, dude. You looked like a street thug instead of a hero of Ninjago.

[th3actual-redninja]

For your information I looked AWESOME. And I showed Wyfy pictures, and she ALSO thought I looked awesome. And now she won’t stop begging me to get her ears pierced…

[th3actual-redninja]

do you wear earrings? and have to deal with them being heated up by the fire or something?

I used to wear one singular earring because I thought I looked fine as hell. Cole bullied me into not wearing it anymore.

[th3actual-redninja]

so like— wait, you and cole fucked?

(lowkey who topped—)

but dang dude, your relationship must be pretty awkward now.

Guhhhh yeah we did what about it?? also Cole topped…

and NO it’s not awkward at ALL. We’re perfectly fine this has happened more than once

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

......

I'm relieved I never confessed to our Kai when I did like him.

You do realize he probably feels hella used, right?

Take it from someone who used them during a time of vulnerability. If you didnt take care of him, he absolutely feels used.

Treat him right. Or you might just lose him.

[th3actual-redninja]

we’ll I don’t see WHY considering he initiated EVERYTHING.

I treat him like he’s the light of my life. Which he is. It’s not my fault he cheated on me during the Merge. I waited, he didn’t.

but I still love him. More than anything. I just can’t imagine what’s going on through his head. Or what went through his head when all of this started.

[cole-br00kstone]

..yeah- I can feel you there..

But- look at it now. He's heart broken, you're heart broken- I mean, have either of you tried communicating this?? It sounds to me like y'all have some serious communication issues.

[th3actual-redninja]

…maybe a little bit. Neither of us were super big on talking about….anything.

I really do love him, though. And it hurts because no matter how many times I hurt him or he hurts me, I keep gravitating back to him. And it sucks, but I love him so much it hurts to breathe.

I WANT to talk to him. But he’s been isolating himself lately. Wont get off his phone and he won’t come out to even eat.

[cole-br00kstone]

Yeahhhh..the eating thing seems to be a common code amongst Coles..but- if you want to get him out, you need to find a way to talk. Be silly sweet. Send him videos and stuff that would make him laugh- chat with him. If he wont get off the phone, then chat with him through it.

[th3actual-redninja]

oooo, smart idea!! I’ll try that!!

thanks for all your help. No wonder Cole is on his phone all the time! He’s probably waiting to talk to you. That’s what his journal says, anyways. I think.

[cole-br00kstone]

Wha- huh? Why would he be waiting to talk to me?

[th3actual-redninja]

no idea, I didn’t read that far…

or maybe I did. And I just forgot. Who knows, lmao

[cole-br00kstone]

..most of you Kai's seem to have a similar memory issue.

[th3actual-redninja]

really?? That’s crazy cool, woah!! I should talk to some of the other Kai’s!!

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

......

I'm relieved I never confessed to our Kai when I did like him.

You do realize he probably feels hella used, right?

Take it from someone who used them during a time of vulnerability. If you didnt take care of him, he absolutely feels used.

Treat him right. Or you might just lose him.

[th3actual-redninja]

we’ll I don’t see WHY considering he initiated EVERYTHING.

I treat him like he’s the light of my life. Which he is. It’s not my fault he cheated on me during the Merge. I waited, he didn’t.

but I still love him. More than anything. I just can’t imagine what’s going on through his head. Or what went through his head when all of this started.

[cole-br00kstone]

..yeah- I can feel you there..

But- look at it now. He's heart broken, you're heart broken- I mean, have either of you tried communicating this?? It sounds to me like y'all have some serious communication issues.

[th3actual-redninja]

…maybe a little bit. Neither of us were super big on talking about….anything.

I really do love him, though. And it hurts because no matter how many times I hurt him or he hurts me, I keep gravitating back to him. And it sucks, but I love him so much it hurts to breathe.

I WANT to talk to him. But he’s been isolating himself lately. Wont get off his phone and he won’t come out to even eat.

[cole-br00kstone]

Yeahhhh..the eating thing seems to be a common code amongst Coles..but- if you want to get him out, you need to find a way to talk. Be silly sweet. Send him videos and stuff that would make him laugh- chat with him. If he wont get off the phone, then chat with him through it.

[th3actual-redninja]

oooo, smart idea!! I’ll try that!!

thanks for all your help. No wonder Cole is on his phone all the time! He’s probably waiting to talk to you. That’s what his journal says, anyways. I think.

[cole-br00kstone]

Wha- huh? Why would he be waiting to talk to me?

[th3actual-redninja]

no idea, I didn’t read that far…

or maybe I did. And I just forgot. Who knows, lmao

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

......

I'm relieved I never confessed to our Kai when I did like him.

You do realize he probably feels hella used, right?

Take it from someone who used them during a time of vulnerability. If you didnt take care of him, he absolutely feels used.

Treat him right. Or you might just lose him.

[th3actual-redninja]

we’ll I don’t see WHY considering he initiated EVERYTHING.

I treat him like he’s the light of my life. Which he is. It’s not my fault he cheated on me during the Merge. I waited, he didn’t.

but I still love him. More than anything. I just can’t imagine what’s going on through his head. Or what went through his head when all of this started.

[cole-br00kstone]

..yeah- I can feel you there..

But- look at it now. He's heart broken, you're heart broken- I mean, have either of you tried communicating this?? It sounds to me like y'all have some serious communication issues.

[th3actual-redninja]

…maybe a little bit. Neither of us were super big on talking about….anything.

I really do love him, though. And it hurts because no matter how many times I hurt him or he hurts me, I keep gravitating back to him. And it sucks, but I love him so much it hurts to breathe.

I WANT to talk to him. But he’s been isolating himself lately. Wont get off his phone and he won’t come out to even eat.

[cole-br00kstone]

Yeahhhh..the eating thing seems to be a common code amongst Coles..but- if you want to get him out, you need to find a way to talk. Be silly sweet. Send him videos and stuff that would make him laugh- chat with him. If he wont get off the phone, then chat with him through it.

[th3actual-redninja]

oooo, smart idea!! I’ll try that!!

thanks for all your help. No wonder Cole is on his phone all the time! He’s probably waiting to talk to you. That’s what his journal says, anyways. I think.

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

......

I'm relieved I never confessed to our Kai when I did like him.

You do realize he probably feels hella used, right?

Take it from someone who used them during a time of vulnerability. If you didnt take care of him, he absolutely feels used.

Treat him right. Or you might just lose him.

[th3actual-redninja]

we’ll I don’t see WHY considering he initiated EVERYTHING.

I treat him like he’s the light of my life. Which he is. It’s not my fault he cheated on me during the Merge. I waited, he didn’t.

but I still love him. More than anything. I just can’t imagine what’s going on through his head. Or what went through his head when all of this started.

[cole-br00kstone]

..yeah- I can feel you there..

But- look at it now. He's heart broken, you're heart broken- I mean, have either of you tried communicating this?? It sounds to me like y'all have some serious communication issues.

[th3actual-redninja]

…maybe a little bit. Neither of us were super big on talking about….anything.

I really do love him, though. And it hurts because no matter how many times I hurt him or he hurts me, I keep gravitating back to him. And it sucks, but I love him so much it hurts to breathe.

I WANT to talk to him. But he’s been isolating himself lately. Wont get off his phone and he won’t come out to even eat.

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

......

I'm relieved I never confessed to our Kai when I did like him.

You do realize he probably feels hella used, right?

Take it from someone who used them during a time of vulnerability. If you didnt take care of him, he absolutely feels used.

Treat him right. Or you might just lose him.

[th3actual-redninja]

we’ll I don’t see WHY considering he initiated EVERYTHING.

I treat him like he’s the light of my life. Which he is. It’s not my fault he cheated on me during the Merge. I waited, he didn’t.

but I still love him. More than anything. I just can’t imagine what’s going on through his head. Or what went through his head when all of this started.

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

Not important?! You've dated three times!! Which indicates that you've BROKEN UP three times!!

What the hell happened?!-

[th3actual-redninja]

ah….welllll

the first time we got together was more of a hook up than anything. We were both drunk, we fucked, and that was SUPPOSED to be the end of the story.

but then there was lingering feelings and shit so we got together for REAL, but that was only for a few months cuz Nya then merged with the sea, so I broke up with him cuz I needed….time.

then later we hooked up a few more times, not calling anything official, but after he fell of the Bounty during the whole darkness battle thing with Garmadon, I realized I still had feelings for him and confessed a while after, and we got back together.

but we were….kinda dating in secret?? We always had been, he didn’t want anyone to know he was gay and I CERTAINLY didn’t want anyone to know. And then we dated until the Merge happened. Next time I saw him he had kids with someone else. He said he still had feelings for me, and that he missed me like hell but also had feelings for Geo. So we kinda just….drifted apart. Then Geo broke up with him because he was “living an unsafe life not fit for children to actively be in”, and Cole was devastated, more about Fritz and Spitz than anything. So we’ve been hanging out more and he hints that he still wants me. We’ve fucked like five times since then, but I think I should probably actually ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

..I'm sorry..-

WHAT?!-

Why didnt you lead with that?!

[th3actual-redninja]

well I didn’t think it was that important?? Pretty mundane information, I’d say.

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

So take it slow. Don't rush him into it or you'll scare him off.

As a Cole, vulnerability is more difficult than you think. He probably thinks its all his fault and he cant do anything to fix it. And with that, he'd be scared it would happen again in the next. Hence why he's avoiding it.

[th3actual-redninja]

yeah, that or the fact we’ve dated three times…

okay, okay. I’ll take it slow, I won’t rush him. That’s easy, I can do that!!

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

From what I know, he's upset about his ex. Apparently he took their kids or something and he's been really down about it. Hence why I've been telling you to keep it subtle.

[th3actual-redninja]

Eugh, oh yeah…Geo…he’s been really upset about that.

the Finders come visit him every now and again. But him and Geo broke up. He told me they were friends again, but yknow, it’s never the same I guess…

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[cole-br00kstone]

Well- don't be cheesy.

He's been down a lot lately and honestly he seems insecure so I'd charm him subtly. Make him feel loved and reassure him that he isnt a bad guy.

Plus, food. He doesn't like cheesy fries and such- but chocolate cake has to be his favorite.

[th3actual-redninja]

I tried food last year and he got upset, but that could also be because it was too soon or something..

and what is he down about?? I’ve noticed he’s been leaving his room less and less, but he usually talks to me if something’s seriously wrong..

[cole-br00kstone]

heyyy, you’re another version of Cole, right?? I hope I’ve got the right one. My Cole writes about you in his journal sometimes, so I figure you two know each other pretty well.

— @th3actual-redninja

..

I'm sorry what-

Why would he write about me in his journal??

And, yes. I'm the other Cole

[th3actual-redninja]

dunno, I read it all but I lwk forgot sooo…

anyways, since you know each other, what do you think is the best way to ask him out??

[th3actual-redninja]

You look like someone who has astigmatism to me

I have absolutely no idea what that is. Therefore, it can’t apply to me.