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@that-deer-blog
HOW TO YOU EXPECT TO WIN WHEN I’VE ALREADY WON
WOOPS I’M TOO STEALTHY FOR YOUR SCOPE
WHATCHA GONNA DO
OH NO LOOK OUT FOR MY CONVENIENTLY PLACED DEER TRAP
NOPE
TOO FAST 4 YOU
YOU CAN’T RUN FOR FOREVER, STAG!!!!!!
IM SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?
TRY ME PUNK
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
HOW TO YOU EXPECT TO WIN WHEN I’VE ALREADY WON
WOOPS I’M TOO STEALTHY FOR YOUR SCOPE
WHATCHA GONNA DO
OH NO LOOK OUT FOR MY CONVENIENTLY PLACED DEER TRAP
NOPE
TOO FAST 4 YOU
YOU CAN’T RUN FOR FOREVER, STAG!!!!!!
IM SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?
HOW TO YOU EXPECT TO WIN WHEN I’VE ALREADY WON
WOOPS I’M TOO STEALTHY FOR YOUR SCOPE
WHATCHA GONNA DO
OH NO LOOK OUT FOR MY CONVENIENTLY PLACED DEER TRAP
NOPE
TOO FAST 4 YOU
GETTI’N REAL TIRED OF YOUR BS STAG
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, TP?
OH, I DON’T THINK YOU WANNA MESS WITH THESE GUNS AGAIN
A REMINDER OF WHERE YOU’LL END UP IF YOU FIGHT ME.
HOW TO YOU EXPECT TO WIN WHEN I’VE ALREADY WON
WOOPS I'M TOO STEALTHY FOR YOUR SCOPE
WHATCHA GONNA DO
GETTI’N REAL TIRED OF YOUR BS STAG
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, TP?
OH, I DON’T THINK YOU WANNA MESS WITH THESE GUNS AGAIN
A REMINDER OF WHERE YOU'LL END UP IF YOU FIGHT ME.
GETTI’N REAL TIRED OF YOUR BS STAG
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, TP?
Licensed leg-breaker?
More like licensed loser
Because there’s no way you’re going to win.
That’s what Gardenia said before she got thirsty.
I will avenge her
Can't do that if I break your legs.
ask-princess-bubblegum started following you
Oh yeah? Well I know where I”M going this weekend Deer hunting
I know where I go every time I see your face.
What the fuck are your legs doing
Did someone happen to
Break them
Of course not, that’s what’s going to happen to your legs.
Since you know.
I’m a licensed leg-breaker.
Licensed leg-breaker?
More like licensed loser
Because there’s no way you’re going to win.
That's what Gardenia said before she got thirsty.
Oh yeah? Well I know where I”M going this weekend Deer hunting
I know where I go every time I see your face.
What the fuck are your legs doing
Did someone happen to
Break them
Of course not, that's what's going to happen to your legs.
Since you know.
I'm a licensed leg-breaker.
dont make me teabag u lil fucker
that-deer:
You know where you’re gonna end up at the end of this battle?
Oh yeah? Well I know where I”M going this weekend Deer hunting
I know where I go every time I see your face.
((Hope you all enjoyed this comeback omg
dont make me teabag u lil fucker
You know where you're gonna end up at the end of this battle?
dont make me teabag u lil fucker
dont make me teabag u lil fucker
The deer known as Stag is a peasant.
This has been a public announcement.
Excuse me, what was that tea peasant?
Did I stutter?
Oh, you wanna fight tea peasant?
You wanna fight?
Ready when you are.
Stag.
Come at me.
Let’s go.
You think those twig arms stand a chance against me?
What I can’t hear you over this gun show
Well excuuuuse me, princess.
I can’t hear you over me eating my bowl of nails for breakfast.
u think thats impressive?
i eat falcon eggs for breakfast punk
You think you’re so tough?
Furbies fear me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The deer known as Stag is a peasant.
This has been a public announcement.
Excuse me, what was that tea peasant?
Did I stutter?
Oh, you wanna fight tea peasant?
You wanna fight?
Ready when you are.
Stag.
Come at me.
Let’s go.
You think those twig arms stand a chance against me?
What I can’t hear you over this gun show
Well excuuuuse me, princess.
I can’t hear you over me eating my bowl of nails for breakfast.
u think thats impressive?
i eat falcon eggs for breakfast punk
You think you’re so tough?
Furbies fear me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
