kalty kalty kalty (that's my wife)

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[thatshadowgastwhore]

SON OF HADES, SON OF GOTHAM MASTER POST

aka, the Tim Drake demigod au no one asked for!

Last updated: January 1, 2026

Next update: January 31, 2026 (This is a lie, liar (me) told you that)

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What is posted/planned:

12 parts in the Son of Hades, Son of Gotham Series consisting of:

Little Prince, Little Prince, Don't Come Home This Day (9/9)

Unclaimed, Unchained (0/17)

Death of an Architect (0/13)

The Omnipresent Shadow (0/11)

Fly High Little Bird, Fall Fast Little Bird (0/?)

Life Force, Dead End (0/?)

No Good Deed (0/?)

Prophesied Sorrow is No Less Bitter (0/?)

"What it Means to Challenge Death" (0/?)

Blackbirds Singing in the Dead of Night (0/?)

Like a Shrike to Your Heart (0/?)

Son of Hades, Son of Gotham (0/?)

Also, please feel free to send any asks about the fic or anything else, I am always down to chat about demigod Tim Drake!

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Patiently waiting to find out which frost players are gonna be at the state fair so I can decided which day I go bc that is in fact the only reason I can make myself return to The Scene Of The Crime

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

Y'all seem to like my cliff headcanons I have another one I wanna share, and it's that when Cliff and Ilya were in their rookie season -which they had together even though Cliff is older bc Cliff wanted to go to college just in case before figuring out he isn't cut out for academics and dropping out - one of his regular hookups was a witch, and she was really into astrology and crystals and that type of shit, and she picked up the habit of reading Cliff's Daily Horoscope before games and he for some reason ended up playing better on days she read it so after they broke up he tried to go for a while without checking his horoscope before games, but he had a really shitty dry spell so he decided to keep checking it and after a while it morphed into a habit of checking his teammates and his opponents not everyone obviously just important players his best friends other defenseman captains those type of people kind of like Midorima in kuroko no basket, but he didn't share this habit with anyone bc hockey players tend to make fun of hobbies that aren't traditionally masculine one of the few people who knew he did this and whom he did this for was ilya and ilya relished in knowing cliff cared enough about him to check his readings and trusted him residential asshole to not make fun of him for this one thing that meant a lot to him and he whether he actually believed in it or not played better on days his horoscope readings were good, so life was good however when rose and Shane started dating, which they had a game right after Cliff happen to check Shane and Rose's Horoscope compatibility bc he wanted to see if they would break up soon and Shane's relationship with rose would throw him off his game, but he ended up learning that Shane and Rose's Horoscopes were practically soulmates and since he had no one to talk about this, and he usually talked about this stuff to Ilya he went to him and babbled about how Hollander and Rose would probably get married before the year ended and have beautiful babies bc their signs were incredibly compatible which crushed Ilya who up to that point still had hope of reconciling with Shane bc of course they ended things on a shitty note, but that was what they did if they managed to came back from ilya ignoring Shane for 6 months they could overcome this as well so cue ilya spiriling trying to deny he believed Horoscopes googling celebrity couples with the same signs as Shane and Rose and finding multiple pairings who have been married for over 10 years, and he checks his own sign and its compatibility to Shane and its not looking good so he is freaking out trying to bring Shane back with every move in the book manifestation, Etsy witches anything and there is still no news from Shane, and then it's all star and Ilya is truly sure he is going to hear that Shane is engaged to and will marry Rose and will stay married till the end of his life and have several beautiful children and a house with the garden and the white fence and his life is going to be over bc he will never love anyone like he loved Shane so he goes to all star like a man goes to his own execution and then Shane is like 'Me and Rose weren't compatible.' And after his initial relief Ilya's first thought is 'I am going to kill Cliff.'

[penandinkprincess]

in my heart ilya does get off to the dynamic of the "bad boy seduced the golden boy of hockey" thing, which does make it especially funny after they're married because like

ilya, spent the day helping david and yuna reorganize their home office and put new shelves in, dropped by with lunch for shane at a shoot because he KNEW he wasn't going to like anything on offer, just ordered anya new little snow boots for her little baby paws because she doesn't like the velcro on her existing set and his sweet baby princess deserves what she wants forever, refilled shane's water bottle for him with ice water before beginning tonight's seduction because shane likes both cuddles and cold water afterwards so this way he can have both: i am a devious and sexy evil seducer who has TEMPTED YOU into my devious and sexy evil clutches >:)

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I’d FEEL A LOT BETTER IF WE RESIGNED ROESE IS ALL I’m SAYING

[mtlxmke]

Might be the first person to ever say this

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Whoops guys, apparently I’m the first person to ever say they want an Olympic-level, very steady vet defender to resign after sizable amount of the young d core we’d been developing ended up in Vegas. To want a solid blue line in place, considering we’ve never struggled offensively at all and thus our efforts would be better spent on a defender like Roese. My baaaaad

[mtlxmke]

I’m sorry this wasn’t even meant to be insulting or serious

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Yeah okay fair it is a fuckass song

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I’d FEEL A LOT BETTER IF WE RESIGNED ROESE IS ALL I’m SAYING

[mtlxmke]

Might be the first person to ever say this

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Whoops guys, apparently I’m the first person to ever say they want an Olympic-level, very steady vet defender to resign after sizable amount of the young d core we’d been developing ended up in Vegas. To want a solid blue line in place, considering we’ve never struggled offensively at all and thus our efforts would be better spent on a defender like Roese. My baaaaad

[thatshadowgastwhore]

And now, I present a list of celebrities I get mixed up:

Kelly Clarkson and Katy Perry

John Krasinski and John Travolta

Zoe Kravitz and Zoe Saldana

Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel

Ed Sheeran and Elton John

Cate Blanchett and Angelina Jolie

Andy Cohen and Conan O’Brien

John Legend and Elton John (yes he’s on this list twice)

Christopher Nolan and Edward Norton

Dean Martin and Bing Crosby

You man judge and or make fun of this list at your leisure

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Lmao

So I actually had no clue who Andy cohen was, I had him mixed up with James Corden, who I actually find annoying. I’m sorry to Andy cohen for any cheap shots I’ve taken, I thought I was making fun of the guy from cats. That’s the guy who I thought I got mixed up with Conan o Brien.

Anyway, I thought of more people I get mixed up:

Andy Samburg and Adam Sandler

Cameron Diaz and Dove Cameron

Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt

[thatshadowgastwhore]

New addition, I thought that Tate McRae was the name that Addison Rae was releasing music as. Apparently they are two separate people. I am the fool

[thatshadowgastwhore]

This is so niche, but Brianne Jenner and Jen Gardiner; I know in my head Jenner is the captain of Ottawa and Gardiner playe for Van, but they get jumbled in my brain and I’ve said shit like, “Jen Gardiner, the Vancouver captain- no. Wait. Vancouver captain is Ashton bell. Hmm.”

[thatshadowgastwhore]

This one’s so bad; Bob Marley and Bob Dylan

I also realized I kept mixing up Florence + the machine with Rage against the machine; but I don’t think we can include bands on this list

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I fear it’s happened again. One, not THAT bad, Woody Allan and Stanley Tucci. I’m like 99% sure woody Allan is the one whos dad was a hitman, and not the pedophile director also named woody. But I don’t know that ones last name with confidence for sure. So I guess secondarily, woody Allan and that other woody. Or maybe that’s Harvey Weinstein. Who is…also a pedophile? The same pedophile? There’s so many pedophiles in Hollywood and I don’t remember which is which. I think the woody one married his own daughter. Idk what the circumstances of the other one are. This is so unrelated to woody Allan (probably) and Stanley tucci though, I mix them up because they’re bald. Moving on.

Two, Kurt cobain and Keith urban. One of them is divorced from Nicole Kidman, who I only know from the amc ad, and the other is the 27 club one. Don’t ask me which is which, I don’t fucking know.

Three, Tim cruise and tom hanks. One of them is the scientologist, I don’t know which one, and I think hanks is woody in Toy Story, but I can’t be certain. Was the scientologist ALSO married to Nicole Kidman? This is a very Nicole Kidman heavy update considering I recognize her pretty well. At least by my standards. Also, everyone be so deadass with me, is tom celleck a DIFFERENT guy, or is that a character that one of these Toms (maybe cruise) played in a movie once? Also is Nicole Kidman Australian? I feel like she is, but I feel like this could be another instance of me thinking the 21 pilots guys are Australian bc I mixed them up in my head with 5Sos. Whatever, this is so off track.

Four, Ben affleck and Matt Damon; I don’t know which is which, I just know they’ve definitely fucked

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I’d FEEL A LOT BETTER IF WE RESIGNED ROESE IS ALL I’m SAYING

[dylanobrienisbatman]

my hc for hollanov sharing clothes is that they’re the same height but the proportions are flipped. ilya’s hoodies are too big on shane cuz his shoulders are broader and his chest is bigger, and maybe his arms are a bit longer. ilya is experiencing peak cuteness aggression at shane all cozy and cuddled up. BUT. ilya in shane’s sweatpants? they’re barely staying up on him because shane has bigger thighs and wider hips! ilya is wearing them around the house and shane is fucking salivating at the way they are hanging so so low. flipped proportions makes clothes sharing sexier i dont make the rules.

[thatshadowgastwhore]

I love how many heated rivalry fics will borrow chirps from PWHL players/games, or include real PWHL content creators as reference (who are in fact my mutuals in the PWHL social media zeitgeist) bc I’m like ha! I know what u r.

And then I saw myself referenced in it and I said no no no no no wtf bc if I’m there then this isn’t fictional anymore and ngl it really broke my immersion. I had to go for a walk.

[thatshadowgastwhore]

And now, I present a list of celebrities I get mixed up:

Kelly Clarkson and Katy Perry

John Krasinski and John Travolta

Zoe Kravitz and Zoe Saldana

Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel

Ed Sheeran and Elton John

Cate Blanchett and Angelina Jolie

Andy Cohen and Conan O’Brien

John Legend and Elton John (yes he’s on this list twice)

Christopher Nolan and Edward Norton

Dean Martin and Bing Crosby

You man judge and or make fun of this list at your leisure

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Lmao

So I actually had no clue who Andy cohen was, I had him mixed up with James Corden, who I actually find annoying. I’m sorry to Andy cohen for any cheap shots I’ve taken, I thought I was making fun of the guy from cats. That’s the guy who I thought I got mixed up with Conan o Brien.

Anyway, I thought of more people I get mixed up:

Andy Samburg and Adam Sandler

Cameron Diaz and Dove Cameron

Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt

[thatshadowgastwhore]

New addition, I thought that Tate McRae was the name that Addison Rae was releasing music as. Apparently they are two separate people. I am the fool

[thatshadowgastwhore]

This is so niche, but Brianne Jenner and Jen Gardiner; I know in my head Jenner is the captain of Ottawa and Gardiner playe for Van, but they get jumbled in my brain and I’ve said shit like, “Jen Gardiner, the Vancouver captain- no. Wait. Vancouver captain is Ashton bell. Hmm.”

[thatshadowgastwhore]

This one’s so bad; Bob Marley and Bob Dylan

I also realized I kept mixing up Florence + the machine with Rage against the machine; but I don’t think we can include bands on this list

[mymansmoon]

"I hate you" "no you don't" is a highly common refrain in their relationship, and after they're married the bit gets an upgrade because when person 2 goes "no you don't" they accompany it with a casual flash of the ring on their finger and person 1 melts significantly more than they ever did when they were just boyfriends

[thatshadowgastwhore]

My personal hell PWHL starting schedule:

First away game? Montreal. Place bell, when I tell you I hate you-

Home opener? Las Vegas. Twist the knife and make me see Katy Knoll but not get to scream “KATY KNOOOOOLL” right at the start + see Nicole in green and fulfill my duties of heckling the opposing goalie against “your favorite hockey players favorite hockey player.” FUCK.

Spend the next 4-5 games on a roadtrip to Seattle, Vancouver, Las Vegas, and San Jose so games are at a very difficult time schedule wise for me to watch.

Finish it off with having to play Montreal AGAIN but at home.

That’s it. That’s the actual most ghoulish nightmare I could come up with.

[thatshadowgastwhore]

A list of things I’m predicting schedule wise for the pdub (vibes only + rambling)

They’re gonna have Minny play their first game in place bell to annoy me personally (and also bc it’s good drama to make them be there for the Monty banner raise.) this will also PROBABLY be the first game of the season, not just Montreals home opener

Fairly good odds they have the expansion teams play each other for the first set of home openers, à la the Seattle/vancouver games at the start of last season. If they do, probably LV vs SJ and Ham vs Deets just based on proximity, although home ice advantage hard to say. I’d also say there’s a good chance they also have Sea and Van play against each other to start the season again for shits and giggles.

If you DO commit to that, then I think you simply have to further commit to the bit and make Bos play Otts again, really just replay the semi finals to piss EVERYONE off. (Which is what this league is always doing, is it not?) and then you have NY and Tors play each other. Or maybe not even. We don’t need an even distribution of games each week, after all.

If they DONT commit to doing an expansions against each other opener, then I think they’re gonna go for drama by making players play their old teams SO, probs Sea v Deets, NY v SJ, maaaaybe Otts v Ham. And then obvs the one you’d pit LV against would be Minny or alternately Monty but you 100% play them against each other so that one you just end up throwing Van, Bos, or Tors at LV, and the others against each other. The most entertaining of these would have to be Bos v LV bc otherwise you have to have two games where no one’s gonna fucking score between those four teams, and if we at least group Bos and LV together we can keep the brick wall blue lines in one spot. I guess if you have a green color scheme, your strategy is “best offense is a good defense” which I want to point out is simply not how that works (taking notes Boston? Notice how both Walter cup winning teams went with the unstoppable force and NOT immovable object school of hockey? Why did you draft a defender in your first round? Stoopid with two Os.) anyway, it’s also not like Torontos very good at scoring either, except for when they randomly realize they can lock in and play, but even then they’re low scoring instead of no scoring. Vancouver at least when they randomly lock in (I think it’s be funny to throw the most confusingly inconsistent teams in the league at one another for my personal entertainment only) they do so to the tune of 4+ goals.

And I have no thoughts on New York’s prospects this year, pascal and Greg continue to baffle and confuse me as to their strategies. I will say this: if playoffs remain only 4 teams make it…well, then I don’t foresee anything changing. If it goes to 6…then yeah, NY finally sees her first post season.

[snowsmoked]

One thing I've been thinking about recently is that the Metros were holding Shane back. The Admirals holding Hunter back makes sense, in an oh shit he's going to kill this kid way. But the Metros holding Shane back? Shane who never fights? Shane who is a known peacemaker? Maybe the argument can be made they wanted to protect him from getting hurt/getting fined but, Shane is their captain, if he wants to fight, a fight there shall be.

Unless.

You consider that the Metros know that Shane absolutely does know how to fight. They've all done checking clinics with Shane. They've all wrestled and roughhoused with Shane. He's strong and he's fast and he wants to win.

The Metros understand that Shane doesn't fight, not because he can't, but because he's a little too good at it. And Shane generally doesn't even like violence. He likes to win by playing the game, not hurting the other team.

So when they see Shane, after the whistle, drop his gloves to Scott Hunter, there is a collective thought of oh shit he's going to kill Hunter and they have approximately 1.5 seconds to grab their captain and prevent him from getting arrested.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

whatever enmeshment yuna and shane have would be blown out of the water by ilya and irina if irina was still alive

[penandinkprincess]

the idea within this also of yuna and irina ending up getting along just because they are at so many events together. like irina doesn't manage ilya's career at all (ilya actively doesn't want her to because he doesn't want her to be stressed or worried at all), but she's still there all the time, and she and yuna end up talking just because. well. fancy seeing you here again.

and there is kind of a relief to it because they've both experienced other parents being distant or weird because their kid is SO fucking good when their boys were growing up, and there's a real "same hat!" energy to having heard tons of passive aggressive shit. and i feel like there's some playful teasing/ribbing between them because their sons are each other's biggest competitor, but like. hello fellow mother who is here all the time. you want to sit together?

but this does mean that ilya has 100% answered a call from BOTH of their mothers because shane didn't answer when yuna called him and then irina called ilya to see if he had heard from shane (because irina would be distraught if ilya wasn't answering HER call, so she's trying to be helpful and get the answer for yuna if she can).

but now ilya who is LOOKING AT SHANE UNDER HIM is just, "...i will text him, okay?" because he doesn't want to lie to his mother (he is. not good at it.), but also HOW to even start to explain this rn.

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.