Fate Beckons🌸

//Sarah//22//Virgo//INFP//

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[nerdjpg]

[jesusislove]

[sergle]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[ratherembarrassing]

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[spookymrsboo-deactivated2018113]

Snail nestled in the eye socket of a skull on a headstone in Olsany Cemetery, Prague. 

Photo by Owen Phillips

[captainlordauditor]

goth snail…………evanescent

[shittymoviedetails]

‪In order to prepare for his role in “Space Jam”(1996), actor Michael Jordan played nine seasons of professional basketball and won three national championships. ‬

[hustleinatrap]

I’m so tired of stereotypes that come along every Black women. And the fact that they were created by the white media really pisses me off! I am very proud of all Black girls and I admire all their accomplishments despite the hate of the modern society. 

#BlackGirlMagic is not just a hashtag, it strengthens our self-respect and emphasizes our importance!

#SupportWomenOfColor

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

–David Lee

[knifenymph]

vision board: manifesting my dream life 🦋💗🍀🧿✨🥭💰🌍🌷💧🌞🌊🌈⚡️💎💸

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[froutsuip]

Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

[gallusrostromegalus]

Baby Elephant Seal:

Same Adorable round creature, a couple years later:

And when he decides to engage in a Romantic Duel:

Some fun facts about the Elephant Seal:

Roughly the same shape and size as Jabba The Hutt and Five Times as Horny

can move at 30ft per second on land which is way faster than you think and a lot faster than most of you can sprint

known to attack and kill great white sharks

Dives over a mile under water and stays down there for an hour and a half, presumably because the frozen darkness resembels whatever hell dimension it came out of

Male and Femal elephant Seal skulls, compared with a Grizzly bear Skull:

There are many picturees of people standing irrespeonsibly close to Elephant seals, presumably before being mauled and mashed to death, so we’re going to use this image of an average-sized woman and an educational statue:

Fuck That.

Don’t approach wildlife kids, but SUPER don’t approach any kind of marine mammal because they are HUGE and FURIOUS and FULL OF TEETH AND MALICE.

Also severely endangered and let’s be honest the world would be a lot sadder without the occasioal horrifying sea monster in it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]