angry loner ninja with potions

ivor rp blog, ask anything. owner is zoesmcsmstuff. also check out @ask-hell-au-jessie-and-radar. this blog is mostly sfw but I'll answer most/all questions so some nsfw may come up at some point. will do nsfw RPs in DMS. rules and headcanons for RPing with this blog can be accessed on the url on desktop. Current M!A: None (Not currently accepting) Current age fluctuation: Neutral Current situation: Ivor is in the Far Lands

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I love you bae

[finger guns]

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I have pictures... you wanna see them? ((If you do I'll just dm them to you))

"Are they images my feeble human mind can comprehend without blinking me out of existence?" ((sure go ahead))

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This is off topic but do you want to know what happens when you have three weird/possibly drunk admins at a party? All three turn into guardians and flop around the room claiming they are dancing.... oh also pole dancing.... as an enderman... this party was fun but weird.

Ivor blinks slowly. He can't imagine chaos like this. "I... I would like to stay far away from that."

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Your in luck cause I made cookies! I made big batch so you can have as many as you like.

"Oh! Thank you." Ivor takes a whole bunch.

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you see any mobs?

"No... Not one..." Ivor begins to trek through the plains. "I'm going to need food..."

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So what does the new land look like?

"Very flat." Ivor mumbles, looking out at some plains... "I'm going to explore as much as I can before heading home..."

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I know how you about the ocean, I like swimming and playing in water but I can't really float and it gets tiring after awhile, and because I can't float I have to constantly move, which then makes me tired... *jokingly shakes fist* curse you water!

Ivor appears to just be pulling his boat up the beach..."Swimming is... incredibly tiring!"

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You literally married a creature from the ocean at one point

"Yes, that's very true." Ivor sighs. Good times...

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Have you ever been a fan of oceans?

"Not particularly..." Ivor admits. "The creatures that live in oceans, however..."

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So how's the endless blue ocean going?

"It's quite beautiful, if not a bit unnerving."

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If you're worried, try to stay calm though also stay alert for anything particularly off just in case

"I'm very alert." Ivor whispers and looks behind him to see if any land can be seen. "... Scouting for land."

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Good luck, is rowing any different than it would Normally be?

Ivor rows through the water, scarred hands gripping the oars. "It's normal. I'm fearful I'll just fall off the edge of reality, however..." He speaks softly. He's glad to have her company.

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if you'er unsure if it's solid try putting your hand in the water.

Ivor kneels and puts his hand in the water, finding it is indeed wet..."It appears real..." He murmurs and places his boat down, carefully stepping inside and grabbing the oars...

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Maybe it’s a siren? You seem to like those

"Just one siren?" Ivor blinks. "This water is beyond the Far Lands, if you haven't noticed. The Far Lands are right behind me and now there's this ocean. The ocean might be a mirage somehow. Not solid..."

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You ok buddy? You look nervous.

"I'm afraid what lies beyond this water." Ivor admits, staring out at the ocean unsure.

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~Event Update~

Ivor is now a few days deep into the Far Lands. He's encountered an issue, however, and that's he's uncovered an endless ocean. He's got a boat but he's nervous.

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What're the far lands like?

"Dark... Fascinating..." Ivor points to a zombie as it tries to take a step but is warped back to its original position. "Something known as 'lag'..."