The King egg

I LOVE MY WIFE HOLLYBERRY credits to artists! Burningcacao shipper! hey my love, Lilac, if you are reading this.. thank you.

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I've noticed something once more (very rare)

People like these names for their slugcat ocs and think it's original

The Butcher, The Stargazer, The Rotten/Rotted, and The Collector

Guys.

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its me johnny and my identity has been stolen by not zodiac/zack ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️

No your steve

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HERE IN KANSAS WE HAVE:

flat land

Tornados

Idiots that think gay rights don't matter

Alot of blank area

???

And storms that get so heavy that hail happens in SUMMER

So uh.. yeah come down to kansas AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE CYCLES TURN MY POWER BACK ON!!

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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

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هل تعلم أني وعمك كنا نشرب في البصرة معا في سنة ٢٠٠٩؟

Uh

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once I get my animation skills I'm going to do something so silly with this song >:)

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Dew u like my fictional gf

Oh? You don't have one. That's right, I stole her. Your girlless now.

You got no gf

You got no money

And you got NO rizz

Yeah.

That's right

Your a walking sign of "I don't get game"

But me?

I get it

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Dew u like crabs :)

Never had them

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Dew u like fish with chips

I never had it

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Erm okay so ur problematic cuz uhm uhhh uhh uh u like girls so uhm ur getting cancelled ermmm no I am not ur bestie zack ur just insane☝️☝️☝️☝️ 🤓

Zack I'm going to strangle you. Now get me another beer

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Papa…..

SHUT UP SONNIE BOY AND GET ME ANOTHR BEER!!!

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*I nod my head while taking notes*

Digital art seems to get more attention mm yes

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I'm insane

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DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS

I WILL STRANGLE YOU!!

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Hey so.. I decided to color The Berry.. and uh..

It looks horrible now :,)

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Here is The Berry!

They are a deep gray-purple with a light purple belly and inner tail :3

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LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+ LGBTQ+

Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community Queer community

Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay Gay gay gay gay

Johnny

I love to yap abt lgbtq+ community u prob already know that from yesterday when I send messages taller than uhm idk :( explaining labels to u but yea

Also no umm I’m not zodiac/zack nah ur just going insane we talked in 2009 when I was 409 years old my name is Johnny👍👍👍👍

We need to overthrow the government btw

Oh my goodness SAKES DUDE BESTIE YOU ARE NOT JOHNNY STOP HAVING A STROKE