Runaway Renegades Twilight AU, started 1516 military time, 26-OCT-2020
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New Base by RWNorth06
Runaway Renegades, Twilight
Graphic Depictions of Violence, Minor Character Death,
Andre Newton/Damon Russell/Jake Watanabe | 8-Ball | Turkey Bacon, Andre Newton/Damon Russell, Andre Newton/Jake Watanabe | 8-Ball | Turkey Bacon, Damon Russell/Jake Watanabe | 8-Ball | Turkey Bacon, Rex (Runaway Renegades)/Shaw Fleshsmasher, Megan Henderson/Rachel Min, Aaron Russell/Dennis Russell, Gabriel Russell/Lan Russell, Jake Watanabe | 8-Ball | Turkey Bacon & Megan Henderson, Andre Newton & Shaw Fleshsmasher, Ace & Nova
All of the Above, Whitney, Lack of Reese and Marcus, Orc, Sarah, Really All of the Characters
Vampirism, Werewolves, Bike Accidents, Cringe, Gay Shit™, Skip The First Movie, Making This Up As I Go, Help, Uhhhh Cool Stuff, Jake Is Bella Not Jacob, wait im gonna merge 1 and 2 into one piece
Chapter One - Chapter One
Jake was running in Italy for some reason. He bumps into Lizzie McGuire and eagerly asks for a photograph, only to see a shirtless Andre sparkling in the sun. Then, Jake screams loudly.
“what the fuck even was that” He asked, sitting up. The sound of footsteps grew louder as they approached Jake's bedroom door. The punk's mouth opened a little at the shock, his face unmoving other than that.
Hisashi Watanabe, Jake's father, opened the door tiredly. “Jacob. Are you okay.” He asked disappointedly, for this was the 50th time Jake had a nightmare where he screamed in the middle of the night. “im okay now (wam okaiy nyow)” His son replied, subtly referencing an MCR song.
“What did I tell you about singing songs from that band?” Hisashi asked, about to leave his bedroom but interrupted by the presence of the copyrighted music. “that my chem refused to get a song for this franchise” “sorry”
— THE NEXT DAY —
Jake was strolling from his truck to the school gates, only to be almost hit by a car again. “Viper!” Rex yelled, smacking the driver. “sorry! sorry!” The calculator apologized, Jake chuckling a little. It was the Cullens.
The new Volvo car was parked, and one extremely handsome and beautiful man exited it. “Andre get the fuck going we're gonna be late” Dante hissed, pulling a way more extremely handsome and beautiful man out of the car. “Shut up, you dumbass,” Andre said, wearing his backpack.
Jake approached the vampire, his jaw slightly hanging open. “ ” He shouted out, making Andre smile awkwardly. “Who the hell are you…” The other muttered, immediately covering his nose. “fuck i forgot to wear deodorant today” Whispered the punk, disappointed.
— lunch —
Jacob walked into the cafeteria, grabbing an apple and pizza and some grape juice. He looked around for a place to sit. “Jacob! We didn't forget about you, man.” Henderson said loudly, giving the new kid's shoulder a firm pat. “yeah, welcome to forks, dude!” Rachel added, eating a mouthful of fries. “friendly humans” “ew” Jake thought silently, joining the young couple.
Two boys ran into the cafeteria, taking seats at the three's table. “We got in detention because we tried to kidnap Ruffles! So, yeah, sorry for bein' late,” One of them explained, shoving an apple into his mouth. “We tried to kidnap Ruffles, Denny?” The other one asked with a hint of anger in his voice. “Dennis tried to get her out of the tank, but he was holding her wrong, so I had to interrupt, and then Mr. Cyprus went in, saw us, put us both in detention!” He elaborated, gesturing wildly throughout the story. “Friggin' homophobe. Aaron was just trying to make sure Ruffles didn't get her skeleton all messed up!” Dennis added, equally passionate about the event.
Aaron looked at Jake's unfamiliar and unemotional face, then shoved his elbow at Dennis. “Hm?” “Uh, who are you?” The shorter one asked, only for Rachel to interrupt Jake's answer. “oh, he's jacob watanabe, he's new here. moved in from phoenix.” She explained. Dennis wiped his greasy hand with a paper towel and high-fived the punk. “Up top, Jacob!” He exclaimed, annoying him slightly. “its jake…” Jake grumbled, eating a fry.
Sparkles sparkled chaotically in the room as the Cullens entered, each sibling having a distinct look on their faces, meaning they're gonna be relevant to the plot. “Oh, yeah, those guys are the Cullens. Adopted siblings. They're all gay, always going to pride events, never fully washing off the glitter.” Henderson explained to Jake, whose eyes fixated on Andre. “Also, they're capitalists.” Dennis added mockingly.
“And also wannabe vampires: Dante, that tall one, hissed at me in gym once because ‘my blood was too tasty.’ Dunno if he was flirting, though.” Aaron revealed, giggling. “Viper's that one with the helmet and stuff. Says he's allergic to cats. Cool guy, though; always nails group projects.” Henderson said casually. “rex there said to literally everyone that she got mauled by a bear after that riverdale episode came out. no one believes her. also, she got electrocuted once, which was kinda funny.” Rachel added along with a small laugh. “how is that even funny”
Two more siblings emerged from the entrance, both of them holding a volcano replica. “Aw, that's Shaw. She's best friends with the other guy there, and she, Dennis, and I had a Sonic the Hedgehog Discord RP server once.” Aaron reminisced, saving the best for last. “what about the boy thats wearing sunglasses there” Jake asked, making the rest of the group take deep, preparing breaths. “Well!” Aaron started, Dennis patting his shoulder.
“Andre ripped off all the sinks in the boys' room on the one week I got assigned to guard that shit!” He continued, staring at the culprit. “SINKS!!! I was a prefect, was, and he ripped them right outta their pipes! Flooded the block, had to even call the fire department to fix all that!” Jake :-//'d, unsure how to react to the news. “uh” “im sorry” Dennis sighed. “He got kicked out of the ping pong team for that, but he was totally OP. Super fast; super strong… man, I wish he was still in.”
Jake squinted his eyes in confusion. “wait so he could rip entire sinks off of the wall but he chose to get into ping pong????” “Yeah, in freshman year, he was in football, but the helmets always messed up his hair. Also, he fell on the field once and cried, like, a lot.” Henderson laughed, earning her a mean stare from Andre. “i heard he's an e-boy!” Rachel whispered excitedly. “watched his tiktok account once, there was this pov–” She continued, unable to contain herself. “he–” “he tried to be all flir–” “heeheehe” Jake watched as the girl laughed endlessly. “Yeah, his dying grandma was in the background.” “what” “Yeah…” Henderson concluded.
The bell rang, and Jake walked to his biology class. Coincidentally, Andre was tailing behind him, still carrying the sculpture. “why do you have a volcano” The punk asked, only for him to be dragged over to behind a locker. “Do not tell anyone. This may be an overdue science project, but this part stays secret.” Andre stated assertively, his hand moving underneath the model. It pulled out a mini string cheese stick. “woah cool” “can i have one” The other one asked. “Go away.”
Jake entered the classroom with a strange feeling about the odd reveal earlier, ultimately ignoring it and taking a seat. “Yeah, okay, everybody in yet?” Mr. Russell asked as Aaron took a seat next to Jake. “That's… my dad.” He said embarrassedly, hiding his face in a textbook. “So, about the group projects!” He yelled out, making the new kid panic. “Nah, I'm kidding, I didn't assign you guys anything to do in summer break. However!” The teacher yelled out. “I am gonna put you into pairs for this experiment.” Jake sighed in relief.
Aaron crossed his fingers tightly, hoping to be paired with his boyfriend. “Aaron Russell with Dennis Brown…” Gabriel said slyly, eyeing his excited son. “Ace with– oh, they both skipped school again– Arnold Furter with Ernest Williams,” He continued, his monotonous voice making Jake zone out. “Daniel Cyprus with Brad Webster, and… Jason Watanabe with Andre Cullen! Go get your microscopes, and don't break them, for the love of God,” WHAT?!
“Oh yeah, our school's got microscopes. Heard some states outlawed that.” Dennis said, thinking Jake got shocked because of that. “im with the sink guy?????” He asked as the boy approached his desk. “I see my legend has carried on.” Andre muttered, taking a seat. “It was just two faucets, no police came, and there was barely even a flood.” He corrected, putting a microscope down. “Eh, I got fired, might as well exaggerate some things.” Aaron defended, shrugging.
Andre put in a petri dish and looked into the microscope. “Pre-something,” He declared, flipping through his textbook. Studying had been the least of his concerns as he had to go through the same topics over and over again for decades. “lemme check” Jake muttered, taking the microscope. “yea” He confirmed as he looked around for the volcano. “I gave it to Shaw so she could turn it in. Still got half the cheese sticks, though.” He said, silently opening one of them. “how many did you bring” “Like, 30?”
The bell rang yet again, and Jake walked home, because schools in movies only have lunchtime and one subject. It was raining, an unusual experience for the boy who came from Phoenix, Arizona. “yea so maybe for the history homework im thin–” “wAAA” The punk yelled out, painfully slipping and falling across the road and for about three miles. “He's… so… stupid yet attractive…” Andre thought, opening the door to his car. “shIt” Jake cried out, sliding.
“jake!” Yelled out an excited sophomore, running after the sliding boy to pick him up. “god?” “i'm damon !! we used to make mud pies when we were little ??” He explained, Jake's head possibly too injured to remember this boy. “… yeah! dam… damon yea i remember you” He stuttered, looking at the boy's face to try and remember him. “our dads are friends…?” Damon added, making the junior remember. “oh yea” “you broke your leg on the playground and cried” He said. “um… yea, that…” “i stole your lizzie mcguire cds ten years ago man im so fucking sorry” Jake confessed honestly, begging for forgiveness. “sure… bye, i guess…?”
“bye!” Jake shouted, continuing to slide across the wet pavement. After some time, he arrived back at his house, his father waiting for him as he went inside. “How was school?” Hisashi asked, only to be harshly ignored. “fine” The punk grumbled, stomping up the stairs and going into his bedroom.
Jacob slammed the door shut before roughly throwing himself unto/onto/on his bed, and immediately getting stabbed in the hip by his phone in his pocket. “¡!¡fFuicK!¡!” He yelled out, slowly removing the gadget. He took deep breaths to withstand the great pain and started to text his mother back.
“Did you get the children of the freezer yet?”
“Chicken”
— TODAY —
“How was school?😘”
- “it was nice”
“How were the other kids there?”
- “they were pretty friendly thank god 😅”
“Any cute girls or anything? 🤩”
- “well”
- “well like”
- “how was your day mom? :^)”
“Pretty good! I have no idea what Bella's mom did”
- “who is bella”
“Uh”
“I made a new Gif!!!”
*gif of minion blowing kiss*
- “wow that looks great!! (ʃƪ＾3＾)”
Jake put his phone down and worked on his science homework, completely ignoring the history one. “Group: Jacob Aronowitz Watanabe and Andre Cullen” He wrote down, then pondered. Was this the correct spelling of the boy's name? Does he have a middle name? Why did he bring thirty cheese sticks to school without offering one to him? Maybe he just forgot?
[2 unread texts from damon forks]
“hey u like forgot ur truck at the school”
*photo of truck*
FUCK!
Not only did the writer forget to insert the scene where Jacob gives Bella a truck here, but he also left the stupid fucking truck at school!
· a flashback ·
The sun shone dimly through the clouds as Jake walked down the carpeted staircase of his new house. Hisashi was waiting outside for Damon's father to come over to watch some sports and drink some Rainier® beer together.
Jake opened the door and immediately slipped and fell down the small, grimy steps outside, alerting his father. “wOh” “Jake, are you okay?” He asked, giving his son a hand. “y-yeah… just… never seen rain before” The boy mumbled, standing up.
The ground rumbled lightly as a pickup truck pulled into the driveway. “jake !!” Jake/Damon shouted, giving the punk a hug. “woah easy there im gonna cut those bitches off in like three years man” Jake said, letting himself slide away from the warm embrace. “wait fuck whys ur hand so hot”
Damon chuckled, adjusting his long curly wig. “ha i dunno but like yea i guess it's because i'm like really hot lol aha…” He said warmly, Jake judging him a little. “do you have fucking covid bro” The older one asked, pulling out face masks. “… maybe =^>﹏<^=” Damon mumbled as Jake stole his truck. “Jake, what the hell?” {hisashi}
· end of flashback ·
- “oh fuuuuck i forgot the truckkkk”
“dw i can drive it bro”
- “wait is that even legal”
“this is twilight jake ofc its legal somehow”
“brb gonna go drive a motorcycle”
- “ok....”
As Jacob waited for Damon to arrive at his house, he sat down on a chair in his room. With his unfinished science homework in front of him and a pen in his hand, he zoned out a bit. Now that he thinks about it, Andre's eyes looked a bit weird. Maybe it might've been the filters, but something seemed… off.
- “hey hendersonnnn”
- “like do you have”
- “does andre have like instagram or something”
- “or twitter or whatever”
- “just said ig bc i wanted to see him like physically”
*previous message deleted*
“Uhhh I think?? He has a LinkedIn”
“Wait just asked Rachel he had a myspace???”
- “why the fuck would he get a lindkedin”
“Idk maybe he like does graphic design or smth”
- “um 👉👈 like whats the acc name 😳”
“Why the fuck would i know”
——
- “hi rachellll :-)”
“i am a lesbian”
- “ok”
- “i heard andre has a linkedin AND a myspace acc??”
“yea”
- “whats the username :-))”
“forgot lmao”
Son of a bitch. His eyes looked red, or orange or something. Maybe he did some weird TikTok? And he was wearing contacts or something? Rachel did mention something about him having a cringey TikTok, but that's probably been deactivated.
Probably.
- “what abt that tiktoj??????”
“the grandma one?”
- “yea!!”
“oh here”
Rachel sent a link to an unlisted YouTube video, which made the boy intrigued. There were about two thousand views somehow, and hundreds of comments. The video was loading for quite a long amount of time, so Jake had turned to the comment section.
Andre Cullen
Take this shit down now
Andre Cullen
WHO DID THIS
Andre Cullen
AARON - 3 replies
———
Aaron Russell
u rly think id track down ur tiktok for firing me like dude that was the best moment of my life i can go to lunch way easier now a bit later but still nice
Pitbull00
AHAHAHAHA DUMBASSSSSSS LMAOOOOO LIKE YOU DIDNT PROMOTE UR TIKTOK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PING PONG TABLE JSHDHDJSKA
Andre Cullen
ah
———
Restoring Tools Tutorial
Andre how the fuck did you have tiktok in like 1920
Andre Cullen
DELETE DELETE NOW
a a
Was this shot on a potato or smth
Andre Cullen
Who tf is this
test Last Name
Why is everyone ignoring andres dead grandma
| Andre Cullen · She's not dead ???????
| test Last Name · My apologies how
| Andre Cullen · Shaw you've met her before have you | not seen the horror and terror that lies within her
| test Last Name · No
Well, this is kinda boring. Thing's still loading yet his WiFi's got a full bar. Maybe he'll just take a nap or something.
HONK !!
Oh fuck, the truck! Jake ran downstairs and outside as his old friend arrived at the driveway. “wheres ur bike???” Jake asked, casually putting his cold hands into his shirt's weird middle pocket. “aye i like ate it cuz im a mechanic” Damon flexed oddly, pointing finger guns at the other boy. “ok”
· the next day ·
Jacob awoke to screaming yet again as he stumbled over to the bathroom to take a shower. Today was Tuesday, and that meant he had to go to that dreadful place yet again.
When he arrived at the school, he parked his truck as he eyed a Volvo car. Huh, no Andre… “Someone's a stalker~” Aaron teased at the boy, who became emotionless at the mocking. “shut up..” “hey DICKHEADS how's it fuckin' goin'?!” Shouted a student running at him. “wh”
“oh yeah, this is ace, they're ace.” Dennis introduced, patting the student on the shoulder. “Ace, that's Jake, he's a new student.” Aaron said to them, as Jake smirked awkwardly. “Ah, cool, I'm Nova. Nice to meet ya.” Said another student catching up with Ace. “hello” “i do not give a single shit about you guys where is andre” Jake confessed, looking around. Dennis sighed. “Alaska… he wanted to meet some family there.” “why the fuck did he go that far” “He said he's hungry, that he's gotta go chill for a bit.”
Aaron pulled Jake closer to him, and whispered, “Hey, between you and me– and Dennis– I'm, like, 98% sure the Cullens are in a cult or something. No offense, though.” Before the other boy had reacted, a cheery voice alerted him.
“jake !! your truck ok ??”
The boy made his way to Damon, eyeing the brunette's hands kept behind his back. “i, uh, got you a present :-)” He said, revealing a pouch. “there's minyak geliga, ginger cream, and some vicks.” Jake was stunned at the odd gift. “why” “oh, your dad said you scream in the middle of the night and stuff, so i just thought it was fitting.” “the ginger cream's good for constipation. this one time, i took a shit ten separate times, then sat in weakness on the toilet, and my mom just rubbed this on my tummy and i just pooped, like, a lot.” Damon explained, oversharing his experience. “thats kinda cool” “yea..”
“so anyway .. the truck :))” Damon reminded, leaning towards the other boy. “yea so like its illegal for me to drive in this state so i just gave it to some senior” Jake said in a mildly annoying tone, twirling his hair. Suddenly, a loud cry of Flo Milli lyrics shot like thunder into the students' ears. “FLO MILLI SHIT, BITCHES!!!” Yelled out Henderson, whose upper body was stretched out from the passenger seat window.
Rachel and Henderson made their way into school grounds in their ridiculously decorated pickup truck, zooming through the crowd.
Well, except for Jake.
CRASH!!!
“What the fuck, Jake,” Henderson groaned, stepping out of the vehicle. “watch where you're fucking going, dumbass,” Rachel yelled out as a crowd gathered around Jake. “andre was supposed to save me” “did that scene get retconned or something” The injured boy wheezed out, struggling to sit upright.
