WHAT???

Mattie, 28, I have no idea what I’m doing

[uss-edsall]

the united states of america has declared war on affordable goods

[papayajuan2019]

songs that make you insanely depressed but in a life affirming way

[greelin]

constantly thinking this

[sacred-portal]

[ordr]

the thing about me is that i occasionally take it very personally

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Penelope: don’t worry we never need to hook up again

Colin: oh word? cool cool cool coool no doubt no doubt no doubt no doooouuubt

[thedreamthieves]

$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.

[twitchyrose-deactivated20250501]

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX2gQsmjbhb/?

[infected]

By Rene- zelaznogselbor

[samaraweaving]

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

[aliciavikander]

BO BURNHAM: INSIDE (2021) dir. by Bo Burnham

[bluebandana]

girl help i’m romanticizing situations

[kues]

[11990904]

source

[atomic-rez]

The Perfume Department

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…