worry about it kitten 💗

charlie ✧ i follow & like from @reynolds-pamphlet-main ✧ shakespeare blog: @lipstickhamlet

[greelin]

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason

[greelin]

like this has been detrimental. for me

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[the-reynolds-pamphlet]

i spent most of my evening making a shakespeare taylor swift edit.

[transgenderweedeater]

charlotte web was all about her having babies and dying young. she should have been at the cluuuuuuubb

[calamansi-calamari]

Starfruit and dragonfruit are such cute names <3 we are really knocking it out of the park with these ones <3 star apple is cute too but breast milk (fruit is implied) is such a fucking banger name

[cryptotheism]

Fell for some dharmaslop enlightenmentbait and now I'm a stupid bodhisattva again

[the-reynolds-pamphlet]

folks i do not feel good .

[mala-taste]

[nelyaaas]

my mind has been overtaken by visions of fried tofu

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[key-pair]

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

[key-pair]

a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic

the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal

this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately

somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large

following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor

today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea

the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[finelythreadedsky]

very fun that "cabin fever" and "homesickness" mean pretty much the exact opposite of each other

[havingapoemwithyou]

I Have A Postcard Mouth by Trista Mateer

[palukoo]

I think that when you watch a movie you should be able to enter a pocket dimension completely outside of time so like I could start a two hour movie at 8pm and watch the whole movie and then it’s still 8pm and nothing has changed except for now I have seen movie <3 also I think in this dimension you are safe from bodily effects such as having to go to the bathroom or feeling any pain or anything like that. now you may think this is simply impossible or crazy but have you considered how many movies I could watch this way???? checkmate