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after qwels newest statement/apology, has your stance changed on making fan content at all? no pressure im just curious if this changes your opinion in general, not only for content creation.
a timeline has been put together that reveals that she was probably 16 or younger when meeting rox so she was most definitely groomed.
Qwel also cut ties with joji and void a long time ago and the workers were being correctly as doing otherwise would be against US laws. Qwel was not actually managing the payments to begin with, since blushcrunch has higher management. The legal team were the ones to send cease and desist letters, so thats also not something qwel was at fault for.
I'm not saying qwel is a heaven sent angel or anything but after looking into things further shes not as terrible as everyone was saying. There was unfortunately a lot of misinformation circulating.
Not everything i say will be 100% accurate so i do encourage you to look further into things yourself if you don't trust me :)
Apologies if this is all over the place; I'm currently on mobile and I'm actively getting my own opinion formed--- if anything seems scattered that's likely why!! I'll be adding a cut so those who aren't interested can scroll on by without getting a gargantuan wall of text
That said---
In all honesty I'm not sure. While my previous posts about the situation came off as aggressive, I still hold care for Dandy's World. A lot of that anger was spawned from seeing not only everything unfold, but how people were handling the situation--- from both sides. While I am of the stance that there's no crime in indulging in a media that has something going on (because I do completely understand the sentiment of separation of art/artist as well as attachments not being able to snap clean just like that--- and once more I apologize for making it seem like it was the opposite. I am on the spectrum so I of all people know how deep rooted interests can be) I... don't know if I'll be able to get past that put off feeling. I do think there's a non zero chance I can enjoy DW again, as mentioned I do still care about the characters. I won't lie and say I didn't feel mild distress the other day realizing that I'll probably never be able to write full fluff alphabets for the characters--- that clash of distress of still caring clashing with the discomfort of that aforementioned anger is... not healthy
There's also personal grievances/gripes I have personally built up with the fandom while DW was active on this blog but I feel it's not appropriate to fully dive into here; the bare basic run down of it though is that I noticed the DW fandom in particular- on this blog at least- had a prominent track record of getting pushy and nasty in regards to my writings. That aspect is just a community thing though, a small part of the community at that. But that is something else that has me wary of (possibly) picking the fandom back up again. Save for a few people pestering me to take DW out of retirement (you're chill anon dwdw!!!) this blog has been rather peaceful
As for the actual situation, once more apologies if details are flubbed; on mobile and I'm actively forming my own opinions as well as revisiting previous evidence
I don't think Qwel is beyond redemption. I am of the belief that Rox did take advantage of her in some way. That's what people like him do. I will need to look at the timeline referenced in your ask as I do think that'd be incredibly helpful to pinpoint what happened when and with who--- I... hate to admit it but there's been so many names that it's hard to keep track
It would feel wrong to say she's evil forever when it seems it's incredibly likely that she herself is a victim. I think, and this is not unique to Qwel, a lot of people online look at things in a black/white perspective when more often than not there's layers
I do think Qwels newest statement is a positive step in the right direction, and while I have zero right to make any call I do think it'd be best for her to either step down entirely or to pass off power to someone else; as well as a personal apology to the victims. Realistically I think that's the only thing she CAN do. Deleting the game will solve nothing and will only serve to harm others--- and I regret saying that the game should probably be taken down. That was said in the heat of rage. The game going down would only hurt the devs
I myself though am still continuing to avoid the game until everything is truly sorted and resolved. Whether I return after only time will tell
TLDR;
I am still unsure due to qwel reasons as well as personal reasons; I am still forming my own opinion about the recent developments but overall I think this is a good step forward. This is all still far from over but it is progress. Ultimately I hope everyone harmed can heal and recover from this
Once more I would like to stress that if I had made anyone feel bad for still enjoying DW during anytime I've brought up what's going on; I am aware I can get passionate and worked up about things, and I am working on it. I hope just as much that you guys are managing as best as you can regardless of what your personal stance is
I missed doing fluff alphabets so much chat ooooufughhhh
Notes: gn reader, gn terms will be offered is possible for prompt P, written on mobile and computer apologies for typing differences, full alphabet all prompts including the bonus
CWs: mentions of canon typical violence and murder
Attraction-
He likes that you're still willing to be by his side despite his side gig. That desire for loyalty is a reoccurring thing: if he can't trust you than there's nothing between the both of you. Though I suppose that's a given in most relationships...
Even better if you got a knack for cooking, Barney loves himself a good cooked meal every now and then and you know what they say about finding the way to a man's heart! Make a good pie and he's gonna go looking for rings!
Bonding-
I can see Barney enjoying simply sitting in the same area as his partner. Together in the living room as you both read your own books, or going to the park together to take in the sun... maybe feed the birds, or just walk around the trails. He's hardly for anything big or high energy, Barney would much rather prefer doing something calm and quiet. Those softer domestic moments mean a lot more to him than you could ever imagine
Cuddles-
Neither a big spoon or little spoon, he doesn't have much of a preference for either position. You can hold him, or he can be the one doing the holding. Or you could skip that and just lay across his chest. Barney to me is a larger guy. Bulky, tall. Got some heft on him... and his fur is nice and soft.. warm... it makes cuddling with him during the summer a nightmare though...
Always ALWAYS makes sure he's the one between you and the door. Something that comes with always being aware that he could be found, this deliberate attempt to shield you from any violence that might get slung. But if you ask him, he just says he prefers that side of the bed
Dates-
Pack up a picnic and he's gonna be there as soon as he can, and he's going to help you set everything up outside! Even if it's just in your backyard he's going to be there! As mentioned in Bonding, Barney doesn't like these big activities and displays. So a date that's just the two of you sitting and enjoying something together without any extra fanfare is good in his book!
Emotion-
Odds are you're the one who shows more emotion. It's not that Barney suppresses himself, you've seen him get giddy and excited before... he's just not the big loud type when he's feeling 100%, and he tends to keep his nastier feelings to himself until they're combed in and sorted through. Barney shows enough for you to know his general mood, and he's pretty open about communication
Family-
Honestly? Hear me out. I think despite being on the run, he still wants kids. He knows it's not feasible and that dream has long since passed when it could happen but in a hypothetical timeline where this is before he's on the radar, or where he simply doesn't step out into the killing business... he'd want a few kids. He looks like the kind of guy who'd want at least two- he wouldn't want to have just one child and for them to be lonely
Being a killer on the run does throw a wrench into those plans, though. He's aware enough that it's not really a good lifestyle to raise a child in, he wouldn't want to drag one into that. At least with a partner he knows that you made that choice yourself
Gift giving-
He may not look like it but he likes making handmade gifts when he has the time to sit down and actually get something made. A blanket, a scarf. Things like that. He's a very handy man and that comes in... handy... when making gifts! That's not to say he's not going to stop to buy you flowers when he passes the shop, though!
As for you giving him gifts? Hmm... he doesn't have much of a preference because it's from you, he likes seeing what you think he'd like! To be known is to be loved to him, and he cherishes everything you wrap up for him!
Harsh-
Arguments with Barney don't happen all that often actually. He's pretty good at diffusing situations; sometimes out of a genuine desire to find a compromise, and sometimes simply to get things back on track. You don't really walk around getting free things and staying undetected by being belligerent and looking for a fight
Does that mean he's going to dismiss all of your concerns without a second thought? Absolutely not. He holds you with high regard, but sometimes it's not a good time to pick a fight
He also doesn't do public spectacles, if you try to spark something while there's witnesses he's not going to entertain it
Injury-
He knows his way around treating an injury, at least he's got basic knowledge... he's probably had to tend to himself before on at least one occasion. He knows how to keep a wound clean and when to change the bandages, knows how to stitch something up if he needs to. Having a friend at the hospital does make him far more open to taking you in though... not to make it sound like he forbids you from going or stalls you. He's not reckless, and if something looks like it needs serious medical attention then he's going to DRAG you in
When he's the one hurt he's... mostly nonchalant about it. Odds are he probably dealt with whoever, or whatever, did the damage to him. The mentioned basic knowledge also helps keep him calm, and he will be trying to get it done himself if it doesn't demand a hospital visit. He'd hate to bother you, but if it's somewhere he can't reach then he might ask you to help. He of course will guide you through it
Jealousy-
Barney's not exactly the jealous type, he's pretty confident that you're not going to betray him. If he did then he wouldn't be standing by your side; trust is a VERY important thing to him. When he DOES get jealous though, like say... when someone is trying to make a move on you... he nips that in the bud. He's more adamant if the other person is making you uncomfortable, too. He's the type to stroll up while something is happening to put a stop to it, without getting outwardly angry. That sort of confident "oh? And what's happening here?" approach
On the flip side he finds your jealousy cute, though he does reassure you that he's not going to backstab you or leave you. That's not the kind of man he is; if he didn't actually want you he wouldn't have pursued you
Kisses-
Quick kisses on the cheek before one of you goes in for work is probably his favorite flavor of smooches! There's something so soft about that short lived connection, and he will notice if you get on with your day without pressing one against his cheek!
He likes getting kissed on the cheek, and he likes doing the same for you. He gets a light kick out of you finding his mustache ticklish
Love language-
Acts of service, going both ways. He wants to be able to provide something for you and he expects the same thing in return. On top of this quality time is actually rather important to him as well! If Barney had it his way he would make sure there's at least one day a week where it's dedicated to just the two of you spending some time together between the chaos of everything going on. After all you never know when something will go wrong... him getting caught, or one of you getting sick or life simply doing what it does best; be unpredictable
Marriage-
Tying into the Family prompt, Barney overall to me feels like a traditional man. Would like to get married, and have some kids. Get a house on a hill somewhere with a nice little picket fence and garden. Something so... normal... despite everything going on- not just with him, but with the rise of anomalies and attacks as well. It's almost like he's completely unaware of the sickness going around, happily carefree- or perhaps confident that nothing bad will happen- to have you by his side
No-
It's a given but if he can't trust you then he's not going to stick around. Not just in the sense of needing to trust you to make sure you don't turn him in. Trust in general means a lot to him. If he can't even trust you to tell the truth over something trivial then he's going to be put off
And it's a two way thing
If you can't trust him then he's not going to waste either of your time trying to convince you otherwise
Oddity-
He's very particular. Food, drinks, cleaning rituals and so on. It's not exactly to the point of total control and micromanaging, and he will still very gladly take whatever you offer him... albeit it with some light pointers of what to do next time to fit his preferences. To his credit, he's still polite about it too!
He's also smarter than he looks, not that you think he's dumb. It comes with the carefree and softer demeaner. He's unassuming, but in reality he's calculating in several fields even outside of the whole murder business. Headcanon that he used to be a university professor, if not still currently one prior to going on the run
Petnames-
He calls you: He tends to keep it simple, Love and Dear are his top two picks! You... don't remember the last time he actually used your name, it'd probably be a jumpscare when he eventually does... if ever!
You call him: Honestly for the most part he lets you get away with calling him whatever you like. Honeybun is probably one of his favorites though, it's just so... silly... he can't help but feel nice and warm when you say it
Question-
There isn't one common question between the both of you, nothing that stands out in particular. Of course there's the questions that spark what the future would look like for the two of you and what you hope it would turn out like... but there isn't much reason for him to interrogate you on much if you're just as committed to him as he is to you
Risk-
Absolutely not. He's not taking any chances with you. Don't even try to ask to come with him when he's out stalking the streets, he has a hard rule about keeping you out of his business. It may be different if you were a killer yourself- and ANOTHER thing if you were already doing it before you met him. But he still... doesn't like the idea of pulling you into his messes. It feels dangerous and impolite, as weird as it sounds. As hypocritical as it sounds too, I'm sure you even being his partner puts you in a bad spot
Shh-
He doesn't keep many secrets from you. If there's something you need to know, he's going to make the time and effort to make sure you're made aware. If there's something you don't NEED to know but would like to know? All you have to do is ask, and he will outright just sit you down and tell you. It's kind of hammered in by now that again, trust is a very big thing here. He doesn't want you to think he's hiding anything from him, and likewise he would hope you'd do the same
I think the only thing he would let slide is anything that is exceptionally hard to talk about in full, such as trauma. That's probably the one thing he won't push out of you if you're not ready
Tunes-
Already made a playlist!
Upset-
Barney likes to sit down by himself for a little while, whether he's settled himself in his recliner in the living room or tucking up by the window in the kitchen. A warm drink really helps settle the nerves... and while he doesn't completely shut you out, he does need a little while to untangle his feelings before facing you- anyone, really- just a few minutes to get his mind back in order
When you're the one upset he makes it very clear that you can come to him. Talk, or do something together. He offers to make dinner that night too, and he's a pretty good cook! You're more than free to lean into his side on the couch while he reads one of his books, and if you'd like he can read it out for you!
Valentines-
As mentioned he does get you flowers! While most may default to roses for the holiday, Barney always gets your favorites! Sometimes... you don't remember telling him which ones you liked. I guess he's just perceptive, he's a good listener. Going out for dinner is a must for him as well, he's not going to have you in the kitchen making dinner while he's out doing... whatever it is he does during the day! That would be preposterous!
Warrior-
As mentioned in the Risk prompt, he does not at all like the idea of you coming along with him on his killings. He doesn't like getting you involved in that aspect of his life. Part of the reason is that he doesn't want you to get tangled in it. The other part is that he can't bear the thought of you getting hurt because you wanted to come along with him. He's touched that you're committed enough to be by his side in EVERY aspect but this may be the one hard line he's got.
He doesn't want a new reason to go to the hospital
Xray-
Oh he can read you like a book. It's actually kind of off putting how good he is at doing that, but you somewhat get used to it with time. He's just really aware of the people around him even if it doesn't seem like it from an outsider's perspective. It also means he can tell when you're not feeling your best... if you're trying to pretend you're not upset or sick then just.... don't. He's going to approach you about it soon enough
On the flipside he's fairly open to you about what's going on in his head, believe it or not. He more or less removes the burden of decoding what his body language means because he simply says something if there's anything bothering him
Yearn-
He says he can hold down the fort just fine if you need to go for a while to tend to something. To a degree he's honest... but he downplays how much he misses you while you're away. The house won't fall into disarray and he's not going to neglect the stuff he needs to get done: he's still functional in your absence... but know he's going to greet you at the door the moment you come home. Or wait for you at the air port or train station or wherever you are! He can handle you being gone for work for the day but for a few days? God forbid a week! Or longer! He's going to be a lot more clingy for a little while once you're home, though he may play it off as just catching up on lost time!
Zzz-
You love him. You really truly do.
But he's got the dad snore. You know the one: the loud ones that seem to bounce off the walls. Sometimes you swear he's swallowing his tonsils. You need to sleep with ear plugs just to get a good nights rest... other than the noise he sleeps like a corpse, doesn't move around all that much. Falls asleep fast, too
♡-
When it comes to public affections, he's actually rather... polite? Is that the right word? He's down with holding your hand and planting a kiss on your cheek, but otherwise he's modest; and surprisingly mindful of your limits given he's a serial killer. He always makes sure to gets the go ahead before doing anything, especially if it's something new!
Cough... dehydrated cough... r...ron... from accounting... withers away
((anything works but fluff alphabet would be cool
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Fluff Alphabet w/ Ron from Accounting
Wasn't entirely ready to take requests for alphabets BUT! Tbf... I was already planning on doing a Ron one since it'd be an excuse to go on and make his song playlist
Notes: gn any creature reader, established relationships, full alphabet, written on mobile and computer, gn alternatives- if available- for the petnames section will be provided if need be, reader does not explicitly work at the hospital or corporation
CWs: mentions of canon typical horror
Attraction-
Maturity and intelligence are going to be what really gets him, he doesn't really care for looks so long as you're taking care of himself. Good hygiene and not all over the place. He needs someone who can handle his busy work load, he may come home every night but more times he's too exhausted to anything insane. He keeps up with his end of chores, and he waits for you in bed until you're ready... but he's not going to be around constantly
It's not that he's a workaholic. He does what's required of him at work and doesn't go above and beyond, he does what's explicitly asked of him. Unfortunately the status quo demands a lot, and he needs a partner who will understand that this will be a large overhanging shadow across the relationship
Bonding-
He works a lot, there isn't much time between his shifts to ensure some time for the both of you. On top of that he hasn't been feeling the best health wise, so he's been having to sit in the waiting room of the animal hospital for a while until they can tend to him. It's rather... irritating... for the both of you
Bonding between the two of you usually consists of sitting together and decompressing; work for the both of you is stressful and keeping your sanity in tact is important. The bills don't pay themselves unfortunately... hopefully you don't mind just sitting together quietly and watching tv together
Cuddling-
Soft and fluffy... he's got a sizable dewlap, and that's something to lean your head against when he wraps his arms around you. He's not as active as he'd like so he's a bit on the heftier side, there's meat for you to cling onto. Warm, too. Makes for a good heat source during the colder nights
He generally prefers to be big spoon
Dates-
As mentioned in bonding, there isn't much time for the two of you to sit down and do anything. Though... dates require planning. They're not something that hinges off of the day to day. Ron's good at planning, so... actually... dates when they can happen are pretty put together. If he can work it into his schedule, Ron will make sure the two of you go out at least once or twice a month. Usually going out to eat somewhere nice, always something simple that gives you both the space to actually talk and bond with one another
Emotion-
Between the both of you you're probably the one who shows more emotion- Ron is for the most part, put together. That's not to say he doesn't get frustrated at times. Because there are, you can see it in the way his shoulders tense up or the crease of his muzzle. He's never the type of person to raise his voice and engage in a verbal spat
Otherwise he's rather... tired? Monotone? He's not very high energy
Family-
I think... he's not against kids but he's well aware that his work schedule it just wouldn't be fair for the kids, he wouldn't be able to be around as much as he would like
Something that's technically feasible but it's not something that he would prefer as long as things continue on as they are... if only there wasn't so much going on with corporation
Gift giving-
The exchanging of gifts often slips from his mind when he's making his way home from work or the hospital, so it doesn't happen often. Which is... rather unfortunate because gift giving is one of his main love languages. He likes giving you something that you can hold onto... but when he does grab something it's usually something he sees that immediately reminds him of you-- something so personal, something so YOU that it snapped you right to the forefront of his mind like a lightning bolt. That's something that he doesn't really get when he just brings you flowers or candy-!
Harsh-
The two of you don't argue all that often, Ron isn't really the type to entertain a fight when it happens nor is he the kind of guy to start a fight. The moment things start getting loud he's defusing as best as he can in the moment and letting things calm down. If he had it his way there would be a compromise and actual conversation. He wants a partner he can talk to and work with
Injury-
Ron... does not at all know any first aid. Nothing asides the basics--- don't take out anything that's stabbing you, clean the wound if possible and apply pressure. Basic CPR but in the "this was something we were made to learn, probably in high school or something" way. He's no where near the best choice in the event someone is unresponsive. But he's not helpless. He knows how helpful he is in these sorts of things, if there's a need to go to the emergency room he's going to drive you; or call the ambulance if that's the only option. In the meantime he does what he can. He compresses your wound, he rinses it to get the dirt out, he lets you squeeze his hand if the pain is too much
He'd like to think that you'd be able to do the same. Being there and able to keep your cool- big freak outs and moments of panic aren't going to help anyone
He's still worried, though...
Jealousy-
He's not the jealous type if I'm being honest. Doesn't worry about you going behind his back, talking to other people. Unless you've given him something to worry about then he's not going to worry. Though if it's pointed out to him that he's not around often, thus giving you plenty of chances to step outside of your relationship... yeah he'd think about it. Would he snoop? I'm not... sure...
He doesn't care for "tests", if you have needs to be met he wants you to be mature and bring it up outright, the two of you are too old to be playing games
Kisses-
Ron tends to do very quick chaste kisses, make outs are reserved for rare occasions where the vibe for the feels right. He may not say it out right but he does like those moments in bed when the two of you wake up- or are about to go to bed- where it's just the both of you under the covers and exchanging a couple of quick kisses. There's something about it that makes him feel nice and at home... he's almost shy about it, it's a side of him that you don't see all that often!
Love language-
He likes getting you something when he can, something you can keep around since he can't be home for you all the time. I know it's been said a couple of times, but he does truly wish he could give you more of his time. He wants to say that things will get easier but he can't make it a promise, and he doesn't want to lie to you. The gifts he gets you are thought out, and usually step out of the standard flowers and stuffed toys--- he still gets them, but more often than not the things he gets you are far more personal as well as in line with your wants and needs. Interests and desires
Quality time is more important given how limited and fleeting, even if it's something small he does enjoy being around you
Marriage-
He dates to marry. If marriage isn't something you want for your future then it's best that the two of you don't continue seeing one another. He doesn't want to waste your time, nor does he want to waste his
No-
Prying. To be more accurate he doesn't like someone who excessively pries for information. Not just about his work--- though he may not be totally against dropping a couple small bits of information... but something major? At best you're going to get something vague, confidentiality is very important in the corporation-- there's some things Ron would rather keep to himself... though that's better suits for the Shh prompt-!
He won't at all mesh well with someone who is on the messier side, and who refuses to do something to change that. Obviously there's factors going into that but if you simply are just a messy person then it's not going to work out, he doesn't want to be in a relationship where he's cleaning for two people
Oddity-
There's so many notes all over the fridge, so so so many notes. Grocery lists, appointments, little things to remind him and keep track of everything that needs to be done. His calendar is packed to the brim with notes so small you can barely read them, it's a wonder Ron can see what the words say at all!
He's also rather particular about the way things are done, he's got rituals that he likes- or rather needs- to follow to a T. He... may or may not backseat you, or just take over if he sees you not following his preferred method
Petnames-
Ron doesn't really do pet names unfortunately, most of them don't feel right coming out... they fall out of his mouth awkwardly, like they're not meant to be there. He won't stop you from calling him anything, though!
Question-
Questions... honestly there's a lot of questions that you have for him, though when you do verbalize them you know you're not going to get much information, so long as it's about his job. So you ask him about other things. Some of them serious; he's been going to the animal hospital fairly consistently for a while and while he's not going in every week, you've noticed he has an appointment a lot more often than most do. Naturally you're going to ask if something is wrong. Anyone would. He understands that, and it's probably the one thing he's actually pretty open about: there's no sense in needlessly worrying you if he knows that in the long run he's alright. If you're worried about what's going on outside and that it's somehow mixed up within Ron then he's going to stamp that worry out as soon as he's made aware of it
There's more light hearted questions, though. How his day went, if he liked the lunch you packed for him. Smaller more domestic stuff you ask him when he comes home from work
Risk-
All things considered, outside of working under the corporation and having some level of inside knowledge of what's going on around town, Ron lives a rather boring life. He doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, so there's little risk in him getting caught up in things. He clocks in at work, gets the job done, and goes home. Rinse and repeat. He doesn't need to worry about risking you if he's not risking himself in general!
Shh-
Asides from the things he sifts through at work, there's some personal bits he would rather keep to himself. Unless it truly does concern you and it's something you have to know then he's going to keep it to himself. It's not that he doesn't trust you, it's just that he doesn't see much need in someone else knowing every little thing about him as long as it's not consequential
On the flip side if there's anything you don't want to talk about- whether it be because you simply don't think it's important or because it's something deeply personal- then he's not going to chase and break down your walls
Again there's obvious exceptions but barring any "there's something happening that is visibly and impacting one of us in a horrible way, physically or mentally" the two of you each have a healthy amount of secret and personal lore
Tunes-
May be workshopped, but here's a short playlist!
Upset-
When it comes to cheering someone up, Ron is very much a "let's sit, and if you'd like you can tell me about it", he won't push until you tell him what's going on. If you just want to sit with him in silence than he can do that for you. Need advice? He will listen and give you the very best he can muster up to help guide you through what's got you down. Need a distraction? Why don't the two of you go to the bedroom and watch a movie together; cuddle together
He's not the most outwardly warm person but he's not cold or overly distant. He's trying
When Ron is upset he tends to go off to steep in it for a while and pick it apart. If there's nothing he can do about it then he just sifts through that and just... does his best to cope. He himself is not a large venter, but if you're willing to listen he might give you a brief run down of what's going on- so you at least know he's not feeling entirely himself at the moment
Valentines-
As mentioned in the gift giving and date prompts, Ron takes these little bonding things rather seriously because there aren't many chances for him to give you some proper loving that isn't short bursts between the day to day. He's not just going to take you out for dinner- though... yes you're still going to go some restaurant but it's going to be a bit more up there than where you guys usually go- and if there's a movie showing that peaks your interest then you can bet you're going to watch it as well! And of course, there's the personalized gifts. Even if it's just one or two excluding the obligatory flowers and chocolates!
He's very much aware of how much of his time everything else outside of the relationship demands. That's been established between the both of you since day one, and this is his own way of making up for that fact
Warrior-
Well lucky for the both of you, neither of you are getting into fights all that often, if at all! At the worst it might be an emotional fight... though I feel it's a given that he- anyone, really- would appreciate their partner being there for support and helping where they can!
In terms of an actual fight... whether it be person or an anomaly... he'd rather the BOTH of you turn tail and run the other way. It's not worth risking one of you getting hurt or even picking up whatever is going around... weird anomaly stuff or just standard sickness
Xray-
He's... okay at noticing when you're upset. Neither below nor above average. on the flipside though... Ron can be a bit hard to read, as mentioned he's not the most high energy person in the room and unless he's really winded up you're not going to have many hints on what's going on inside his head. Lucky for you, he's open to talking about his day if you ask
Yearn-
In the kindest way possible, because this doesn't at all mean that he DOESN'T miss your company, he copes well when the two of you are separated for a while. He's spent so long living alone that he's kind of used to it. He won't be all over you when you return... though he does make things easier for you upon your return if you've been away for a while. Visiting family or tending to work stuff it doesn't matter, you're going to come home to a spotless house and your favorite meal. Ron's actually a pretty decent cook too! It's his own way of saying that he was waiting for you to come back, and that he was thinking about you the entire time
Zzz-
Sleeps like a corpse. Heavy sleeper but at least he doesn't snore loudly like a certain OTHER rabbit. He doesn't toss and turn either, so there's also that. It makes huddling into his side in the night a lot easier since he's not squirming around! He does run a bit warm though so it's not ideal during the summers...
...Hopefully you don't mind his early alarms...
♡-
Public affection isn't really his thing, his relationship with you feels personal and intimate in all aspects. Handholding itself is pushing it most times, he may only do it if you have a habit of getting lost in crowds or need it to feel secure. Anything past that is a hard no </3
So if Qwel does step down then you'll write for it again?
Not set in stone. Even if she steps down and apologizes properly I still don't know if I can really get back in the game. I still have fondness for it but I can't lie and say the well hasn't been tainted
Also I don't really care for how several people came in with this general question because it feels like some of yall see this entire thing as inconsequential drama
So if Qwel does step down then you'll write for it again?
Not set in stone. Even if she steps down and apologizes properly I still don't know if I can really get back in the game. I still have fondness for it but I can't lie and say the well hasn't been tainted
setting up the frameworks for more fluff alphabet posts since im having run with them-- going on a short break from the animal hospital ones to give other fandoms the chance to get a post or two! woo!
Cough... dehydrated cough... r...ron... from accounting... withers away
((anything works but fluff alphabet would be cool
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Fluff Alphabet w/ Ron from Accounting
Wasn't entirely ready to take requests for alphabets BUT! Tbf... I was already planning on doing a Ron one since it'd be an excuse to go on and make his song playlist
Notes: gn any creature reader, established relationships, full alphabet, written on mobile and computer, gn alternatives- if available- for the petnames section will be provided if need be, reader does not explicitly work at the hospital or corporation
CWs: mentions of canon typical horror
Attraction-
Maturity and intelligence are going to be what really gets him, he doesn't really care for looks so long as you're taking care of himself. Good hygiene and not all over the place. He needs someone who can handle his busy work load, he may come home every night but more times he's too exhausted to anything insane. He keeps up with his end of chores, and he waits for you in bed until you're ready... but he's not going to be around constantly
It's not that he's a workaholic. He does what's required of him at work and doesn't go above and beyond, he does what's explicitly asked of him. Unfortunately the status quo demands a lot, and he needs a partner who will understand that this will be a large overhanging shadow across the relationship
Bonding-
He works a lot, there isn't much time between his shifts to ensure some time for the both of you. On top of that he hasn't been feeling the best health wise, so he's been having to sit in the waiting room of the animal hospital for a while until they can tend to him. It's rather... irritating... for the both of you
Bonding between the two of you usually consists of sitting together and decompressing; work for the both of you is stressful and keeping your sanity in tact is important. The bills don't pay themselves unfortunately... hopefully you don't mind just sitting together quietly and watching tv together
Cuddling-
Soft and fluffy... he's got a sizable dewlap, and that's something to lean your head against when he wraps his arms around you. He's not as active as he'd like so he's a bit on the heftier side, there's meat for you to cling onto. Warm, too. Makes for a good heat source during the colder nights
He generally prefers to be big spoon
Dates-
As mentioned in bonding, there isn't much time for the two of you to sit down and do anything. Though... dates require planning. They're not something that hinges off of the day to day. Ron's good at planning, so... actually... dates when they can happen are pretty put together. If he can work it into his schedule, Ron will make sure the two of you go out at least once or twice a month. Usually going out to eat somewhere nice, always something simple that gives you both the space to actually talk and bond with one another
Emotion-
Between the both of you you're probably the one who shows more emotion- Ron is for the most part, put together. That's not to say he doesn't get frustrated at times. Because there are, you can see it in the way his shoulders tense up or the crease of his muzzle. He's never the type of person to raise his voice and engage in a verbal spat
Otherwise he's rather... tired? Monotone? He's not very high energy
Family-
I think... he's not against kids but he's well aware that his work schedule it just wouldn't be fair for the kids, he wouldn't be able to be around as much as he would like
Something that's technically feasible but it's not something that he would prefer as long as things continue on as they are... if only there wasn't so much going on with corporation
Gift giving-
The exchanging of gifts often slips from his mind when he's making his way home from work or the hospital, so it doesn't happen often. Which is... rather unfortunate because gift giving is one of his main love languages. He likes giving you something that you can hold onto... but when he does grab something it's usually something he sees that immediately reminds him of you-- something so personal, something so YOU that it snapped you right to the forefront of his mind like a lightning bolt. That's something that he doesn't really get when he just brings you flowers or candy-!
Harsh-
The two of you don't argue all that often, Ron isn't really the type to entertain a fight when it happens nor is he the kind of guy to start a fight. The moment things start getting loud he's defusing as best as he can in the moment and letting things calm down. If he had it his way there would be a compromise and actual conversation. He wants a partner he can talk to and work with
Injury-
Ron... does not at all know any first aid. Nothing asides the basics--- don't take out anything that's stabbing you, clean the wound if possible and apply pressure. Basic CPR but in the "this was something we were made to learn, probably in high school or something" way. He's no where near the best choice in the event someone is unresponsive. But he's not helpless. He knows how helpful he is in these sorts of things, if there's a need to go to the emergency room he's going to drive you; or call the ambulance if that's the only option. In the meantime he does what he can. He compresses your wound, he rinses it to get the dirt out, he lets you squeeze his hand if the pain is too much
He'd like to think that you'd be able to do the same. Being there and able to keep your cool- big freak outs and moments of panic aren't going to help anyone
He's still worried, though...
Jealousy-
He's not the jealous type if I'm being honest. Doesn't worry about you going behind his back, talking to other people. Unless you've given him something to worry about then he's not going to worry. Though if it's pointed out to him that he's not around often, thus giving you plenty of chances to step outside of your relationship... yeah he'd think about it. Would he snoop? I'm not... sure...
He doesn't care for "tests", if you have needs to be met he wants you to be mature and bring it up outright, the two of you are too old to be playing games
Kisses-
Ron tends to do very quick chaste kisses, make outs are reserved for rare occasions where the vibe for the feels right. He may not say it out right but he does like those moments in bed when the two of you wake up- or are about to go to bed- where it's just the both of you under the covers and exchanging a couple of quick kisses. There's something about it that makes him feel nice and at home... he's almost shy about it, it's a side of him that you don't see all that often!
Love language-
He likes getting you something when he can, something you can keep around since he can't be home for you all the time. I know it's been said a couple of times, but he does truly wish he could give you more of his time. He wants to say that things will get easier but he can't make it a promise, and he doesn't want to lie to you. The gifts he gets you are thought out, and usually step out of the standard flowers and stuffed toys--- he still gets them, but more often than not the things he gets you are far more personal as well as in line with your wants and needs. Interests and desires
Quality time is more important given how limited and fleeting, even if it's something small he does enjoy being around you
Marriage-
He dates to marry. If marriage isn't something you want for your future then it's best that the two of you don't continue seeing one another. He doesn't want to waste your time, nor does he want to waste his
No-
Prying. To be more accurate he doesn't like someone who excessively pries for information. Not just about his work--- though he may not be totally against dropping a couple small bits of information... but something major? At best you're going to get something vague, confidentiality is very important in the corporation-- there's some things Ron would rather keep to himself... though that's better suits for the Shh prompt-!
He won't at all mesh well with someone who is on the messier side, and who refuses to do something to change that. Obviously there's factors going into that but if you simply are just a messy person then it's not going to work out, he doesn't want to be in a relationship where he's cleaning for two people
Oddity-
There's so many notes all over the fridge, so so so many notes. Grocery lists, appointments, little things to remind him and keep track of everything that needs to be done. His calendar is packed to the brim with notes so small you can barely read them, it's a wonder Ron can see what the words say at all!
He's also rather particular about the way things are done, he's got rituals that he likes- or rather needs- to follow to a T. He... may or may not backseat you, or just take over if he sees you not following his preferred method
Petnames-
Ron doesn't really do pet names unfortunately, most of them don't feel right coming out... they fall out of his mouth awkwardly, like they're not meant to be there. He won't stop you from calling him anything, though!
Question-
Questions... honestly there's a lot of questions that you have for him, though when you do verbalize them you know you're not going to get much information, so long as it's about his job. So you ask him about other things. Some of them serious; he's been going to the animal hospital fairly consistently for a while and while he's not going in every week, you've noticed he has an appointment a lot more often than most do. Naturally you're going to ask if something is wrong. Anyone would. He understands that, and it's probably the one thing he's actually pretty open about: there's no sense in needlessly worrying you if he knows that in the long run he's alright. If you're worried about what's going on outside and that it's somehow mixed up within Ron then he's going to stamp that worry out as soon as he's made aware of it
There's more light hearted questions, though. How his day went, if he liked the lunch you packed for him. Smaller more domestic stuff you ask him when he comes home from work
Risk-
All things considered, outside of working under the corporation and having some level of inside knowledge of what's going on around town, Ron lives a rather boring life. He doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, so there's little risk in him getting caught up in things. He clocks in at work, gets the job done, and goes home. Rinse and repeat. He doesn't need to worry about risking you if he's not risking himself in general!
Shh-
Asides from the things he sifts through at work, there's some personal bits he would rather keep to himself. Unless it truly does concern you and it's something you have to know then he's going to keep it to himself. It's not that he doesn't trust you, it's just that he doesn't see much need in someone else knowing every little thing about him as long as it's not consequential
On the flip side if there's anything you don't want to talk about- whether it be because you simply don't think it's important or because it's something deeply personal- then he's not going to chase and break down your walls
Again there's obvious exceptions but barring any "there's something happening that is visibly and impacting one of us in a horrible way, physically or mentally" the two of you each have a healthy amount of secret and personal lore
Tunes-
May be workshopped, but here's a short playlist!
Upset-
When it comes to cheering someone up, Ron is very much a "let's sit, and if you'd like you can tell me about it", he won't push until you tell him what's going on. If you just want to sit with him in silence than he can do that for you. Need advice? He will listen and give you the very best he can muster up to help guide you through what's got you down. Need a distraction? Why don't the two of you go to the bedroom and watch a movie together; cuddle together
He's not the most outwardly warm person but he's not cold or overly distant. He's trying
When Ron is upset he tends to go off to steep in it for a while and pick it apart. If there's nothing he can do about it then he just sifts through that and just... does his best to cope. He himself is not a large venter, but if you're willing to listen he might give you a brief run down of what's going on- so you at least know he's not feeling entirely himself at the moment
Valentines-
As mentioned in the gift giving and date prompts, Ron takes these little bonding things rather seriously because there aren't many chances for him to give you some proper loving that isn't short bursts between the day to day. He's not just going to take you out for dinner- though... yes you're still going to go some restaurant but it's going to be a bit more up there than where you guys usually go- and if there's a movie showing that peaks your interest then you can bet you're going to watch it as well! And of course, there's the personalized gifts. Even if it's just one or two excluding the obligatory flowers and chocolates!
He's very much aware of how much of his time everything else outside of the relationship demands. That's been established between the both of you since day one, and this is his own way of making up for that fact
Warrior-
Well lucky for the both of you, neither of you are getting into fights all that often, if at all! At the worst it might be an emotional fight... though I feel it's a given that he- anyone, really- would appreciate their partner being there for support and helping where they can!
In terms of an actual fight... whether it be person or an anomaly... he'd rather the BOTH of you turn tail and run the other way. It's not worth risking one of you getting hurt or even picking up whatever is going around... weird anomaly stuff or just standard sickness
Xray-
He's... okay at noticing when you're upset. Neither below nor above average. on the flipside though... Ron can be a bit hard to read, as mentioned he's not the most high energy person in the room and unless he's really winded up you're not going to have many hints on what's going on inside his head. Lucky for you, he's open to talking about his day if you ask
Yearn-
In the kindest way possible, because this doesn't at all mean that he DOESN'T miss your company, he copes well when the two of you are separated for a while. He's spent so long living alone that he's kind of used to it. He won't be all over you when you return... though he does make things easier for you upon your return if you've been away for a while. Visiting family or tending to work stuff it doesn't matter, you're going to come home to a spotless house and your favorite meal. Ron's actually a pretty decent cook too! It's his own way of saying that he was waiting for you to come back, and that he was thinking about you the entire time
Zzz-
Sleeps like a corpse. Heavy sleeper but at least he doesn't snore loudly like a certain OTHER rabbit. He doesn't toss and turn either, so there's also that. It makes huddling into his side in the night a lot easier since he's not squirming around! He does run a bit warm though so it's not ideal during the summers...
...Hopefully you don't mind his early alarms...
♡-
Public affection isn't really his thing, his relationship with you feels personal and intimate in all aspects. Handholding itself is pushing it most times, he may only do it if you have a habit of getting lost in crowds or need it to feel secure. Anything past that is a hard no </3
Hello, I'm Ahmed, 23 years old. I was studying computer science at the Islamic University in Gaza before the war. I aspired to build a brigh
Hello friends, it's me, Ahmed again. I need your help. I almost lost my life last time while looking for work because the place was directly bombed. I'm a university student about to graduate. I lost everything in the war, and I support myself, my younger brother, and my family. I tried to find work, but to no avail. I'm looking for a scholarship to continue my studies. We've been deprived of all our rights. Please don't deprive me of my most basic rights: the right to education, to live, and to eat healthy, good food. I'm searching for a way to support myself. You may not be able to provide financial support, but you can share this. Let's not be a cause of destruction. Please try to support us in any way you can.
My tent is dilapidated and tattered, unfit for human habitation, and extremely hot. I need your help and support.
Also also; think I WILL repost the full fluff alphabets to AO3, just so there's extra meat there between one shot posting. Nothing new will be added to them, and they'll be sorted by fandom
and Barney's been put up! Hoping to get Ron's up once it's done... thinking of reposting them to quotev too but idk man I kind of already made my gripes about censorship stuff there and while neither are particularly dark i dont know how far quotev is willing to allow stuff
Also also; think I WILL repost the full fluff alphabets to AO3, just so there's extra meat there between one shot posting. Nothing new will be added to them, and they'll be sorted by fandom
Managed to get most of the ron alphabet done earlier, think I'll try to get the rest done in a little bit and get it posted----hoping to finish moons flufftober fic sometime next week, given how many are left I can divide the work for each flufftober fic so it's like. 1 per week. Spend September proof reading and editing. Get everything queued
And then we should! Be free!! At least until prep starts again in January
Sooooooooooo Qwels gone does that mean we can request dandys word again 👀
Something about this ask rubs me a wrong way but I just woke up so I can't articulate well
Qwel to my knowledge is not gone. She's stepping BACK not stepping DOWN. It's a step in the right direction but as things stand: for me personally I am still not comfortable engaging with DW until she is for sure gone. Even if that does end up happening the game and characters still feel soured, I don't know if I will ever be able to get past that
Hello, I'm Ahmed, 23 years old. I was studying computer science at the Islamic University in Gaza before the war. I aspired to build a brigh
Hello friends, it's me, Ahmed again. I need your help. I almost lost my life last time while looking for work because the place was directly bombed. I'm a university student about to graduate. I lost everything in the war, and I support myself, my younger brother, and my family. I tried to find work, but to no avail. I'm looking for a scholarship to continue my studies. We've been deprived of all our rights. Please don't deprive me of my most basic rights: the right to education, to live, and to eat healthy, good food. I'm searching for a way to support myself. You may not be able to provide financial support, but you can share this. Let's not be a cause of destruction. Please try to support us in any way you can.
My tent is dilapidated and tattered, unfit for human habitation, and extremely hot. I need your help and support.
working on a ron from accounting fluff alphabet post since someone asked for it and i was already trying to brew ideas--- idk when it'll be out since even on my computer, it took like 2 hours to make barneys ooouguh
