Totally not your local vampire

Transmasc, Asexual, Bigender, and Gay boi :3

[the-sol-eclectic]

I know we'll be the best of friends, so there's no need to run!

The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!

No need to fear, for I am here!

(Your mortal form will disappear!)

Now, should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun!

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Hello! I'm finally doing a M A S T E R P O S T because I'm bored and just redid my entire page! Yes, I am still the number one TangoTek fan even though my banner and pfp are no longer him, DON'T YOU EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME AGAIN(/j)- Anyway, I'm Sol! I'm a transmasc bigender boi(he or they) who's gay and asexual and has Adhd and the tism! I also unfortunately live in America(LET ME OUTTT). Also, I'm currently stuck in @flame-izer 's basement, pls halp. My escape plan didn't work TwT

Also I am JIGGY JIGGY JONES APROVED :D

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Cause my hands will dance the twelve step on my grave

I'd kill the man I am for one more chance to be yours babe

No I ain't beggin'

I'm just sayin'

It's an option

Don't let the latest be the last nail in the coffin

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Fandoms:

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONSS :D (I will be unavailable every Wednesday from ~5 or 6 to 9pm pst. Also, I have an rp blog for my dnd character now! @spade-the-jester :D)

Animal Hospital

EPIC: The Musical

Hermitcraft

The Life Series

Empires SMP

New Life SMP

Afterlife SMP

Vampires SMP

Rats SMP

Billie Bust Up(you guessed it, another rp account @barnaby-da-ghost )

Double Hearted(DDVAU)

Midnight Strangers(I actually run the @who-is-this-cyclone-guy account :3)

Endling: The Last(and the other two books ofc)

TOH

Cuphead

Steven Universe(haven't seen it but I want to)

Vampirates(idk if there's more than one book but it was really good)

NINJAGO!!!!(yall know the drill @j4y-w4lker )

Undertale/Deltarune(guess what? You're never gonna believe this but @c00lsk3l3ton95 is me :3 can you tell I like roleplaying?)

+ shit-load of other stuff I either can't remember right now or don't care enough to put

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Turns out I'm more sideshow than Cirque de Soleil

But I prefer grit over fancy tricks anyway

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Music Artists:

SPARKBIRD

Will Wood

The Crane Wives

MSI(I don't support, I just like the music)

MCR

Jorge Rivera Herrans(is that spelled right?)

+ Many more

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I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE

I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN

I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL AND

A BROTHER'S FINAL STAND

I SEE YOU ON THE BRINK OF DEATH

I SEE YOU DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH

I SEE A MAN WHO GETS TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE

BUT IT'S NO LONGER

Y O U

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I try to follow back anyone who follows me, jsyk :]

[thetruelemono7]

I miss Tuff Guys so much! This screenshot explains their dynamic so well I can’t. I love them. Tuff guys please come back? #LifesTuff *leaves tuff with that name in your chests!

[dr-grian-officially]

Thoughts on S C I T T I E S

(Scar/Ringmaster t!tties)

… pardon?

[the-sol-eclectic]

Y'know, S C I T T I E S

(Art by @nevergonnagiveyaup )

[cheeezcake]

I love drawing over silly mcyt pictures I find on pinterest

bonus,, >>

[the-sol-eclectic]

@werewolf-officially bro really just went through and liked EVERY SINGLE THING I'VE EVER POSTED

[not-a-vampire-offical]

what if

soup

[lemonyskickers]

What kind?

[not-a-vampire-offical]

idk blood chicken or something

[moonarune]

Obligatory ethubs post

My brains starting the cycle of ships over again and oh yea, its ethubs time

I drew this from some text post i saw a while ago but cant find the image i saved of it lol it def fits them

[the-sol-eclectic]

Does anybody have a stake? I'm playing a game while on call while trying to watch a hyper dog with my brother next to me watching youtube at full volume THE OVERSTIMULATION IS KILLING MEEE

[lucky-the-epimelide]

I have a stick? Not sure that would work though.

[the-sol-eclectic]

That works, I can sharpen it myself. Thanks homie

[arcadecutie]

Visit Original Link

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[srpelo-deactivated20181203]

You get close to read The Attractions Sign

[sunthetika]

this website is so weird

[cloudi-ii]

Pause the deltarune posting this is so funny

[not-a-vampire-offical]

I love bats! :D

[the-sol-eclectic]

Does anybody have a stake? I'm playing a game while on call while trying to watch a hyper dog with my brother next to me watching youtube at full volume THE OVERSTIMULATION IS KILLING MEEE

[the-sol-eclectic]

AHHHHHH

*insert totally manly and not high-pitched at all scream*

[the-sol-eclectic]

plrase they're singing i want it that way

Good

[the-sol-eclectic]

i know you're awake

I WASN'T I JUST GOT UP BRO WHAY DID I MISS😭😭😭

[the-sol-eclectic]

Guys you can ask yourself stuff

H O L Y S H I T

[the-sol-eclectic]

Mr. “not” vampire, if you could stay away from the mountains upon looking for animals and their keepers, it would be appreciated.

(Or at least say hi ,•^•,)

-🍎

Idk you can ignore this, it was funny in my head

You know you forgot to anon, right, Lucky? But fine. I agree to your terms.

Also I don't really atrack people anyway but whatever. Robbing bloodbanks is lowkey so much easier ;-;

Not that there's ant particular reason for me to do so of course

[lucky-the-epimelide]

I didn’t anon on purpose, I just like apples. And you keep telling yourself that. Maybe you should come sun bathe with me, I know some lovely spots!

(With trees nearby even though you’re “not” a vampire)

- 🍎

[the-sol-eclectic]

I see. And perhaps I should! Although, have you ever considered moonbathing? It's nice and chilly, and you can see the stars!

[lucky-the-epimelide]

The stars are wonderful, And the moon is a lovey reminder of my Lady, I suppose I could be sueded to changing the hour.

(I was also mainly teasing, so this works very well)

[the-sol-eclectic]

Lovely! Shall we call it a date? Well, not a date, but in the sense of "we're gonna do this"?

(Regardless, I work on V!SMP logic, so the sun doesn't actually hurt yet ^`w ^ At least, it wouldn't if I WAS a vampire, which I'm not)