Stressed Mushroom

I survived 2013 tumblr... I can survive this.

[the-stressmushroom]

Welp, since TikTok is officially getting banned, I’m moving my happy ass back to tumblr in this, the year 2025.

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[corillion]

[the-stressmushroom]

I’m so deep in the marauders fandom, that anytime I see timothée chalamet, I think:

Is that regulus black?

[the-stressmushroom]

More book covers for my downloaded fics! (Featuring my favorite fic series of all time!)

[the-stressmushroom]

Making book covers for my downloaded fics!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

[herondaleoffspring]

kevin: can i say something that will probably annoy you?

neil: since when do you ask for permission?

[herondaleoffspring]

wymack after neil's first time in columbia: i am lost of words!

andrew, narrating: despite being lost of words he managed to yell at me for forty five minutes

[herondaleoffspring]

kevin, andrew and neil: *staring each other down at a party, 'i want a threeway' playing in the background*

[herondaleoffspring]

neil: don't talk down to me

kevin: well i certainly can't talk up

[herondaleoffspring]

the difference between neil and kevin

neil: *internal screaming*

kevin: *external screaming*

[herondaleoffspring]

wymack: what do you call breaking the law?

neil: a hobby

wymack:

neil: that i don't engage in

[herondaleoffspring]

wymack: what did you do this time?

neil, covered in wounds: my best?

[herondaleoffspring]

andrew: what are you, five?

neil: yeah five heads taller than you

andrew:

neil:

andrew:

neil: put down the knife andrew

[palmettoshitposts]

david’s real response to finding out kevin is his son: fear, because he realises he's going to have to fight andrew over custody

but drunk david trying to barter with andrew over kevin’s parental rights, and andrew is just drunk enough to argue back.

david’s trying to get 50/50 but andrew’s arguing that david is his Actual father and thus 80/20 is in order. andrew’s dealt with enough shit over the years, kevin deserves to be someone else's responsibility for a while.

David: come on 60:40 at least

Andrew: 75:25 is my final offer

David: I’ll take 70:30 then

Andrew: deal 🤝

[the-stressmushroom]

Crying is like throwing up. You feel awful before hand, but so so relieved after. It’s a shame that it’s so hard to cry.

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[demon-fetal-harvest]

2023 is next week

[tolerateit]