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[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

🥊🚪🧭🍯🛡✨️⚙️🛩🐍

my name is Big Evil i kill people in real life. jk lol my name is cyrus or doompy (either works). im a bisexual transgender autistic man my main is @doompy-dread and i made this blog to get really annoying about my f/os on. all my f/os are romantic f/os and i am romatically non-sharing with them!! (i'm cool with other people having them as platonic or familial f/os tho)

f/o list ⤵️

🥊 strong bad from homestar runner

🚪 tippy doreman from lego city adventures

🧭 clutch powers from the adventures of clutch powers

🍯 frank honey from lego city undercover

🛡 macy halbert from nexo knights

✨️ lance richmond from nexo knights

⚙️ jack spicer from xiaolin showdown

thanks for watching dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell

🛩 skywarp from transformers

🐍 cobra commander from g.i. joe

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

just small and gay

[thesourselfshipper]

imagine your f/o poking fun at you for having a crush on them until you say something beautiful and true that takes them aback and they cover their mouth blushing furiously

[lovefromhelly]

all selfshippers with evil malicious ass f/os pulling out the soft gentle comfort imagines whenever something bad happens i feel you and get you so hard and you are not alone actually mad scientist dr finklethorp who wants to kill everyone ever WOULD snuggle with you and give you soft kisses actually they told me so

[crowisgay]

f/o finally getting to hold your hand on a walk after 15 minutes of gathering the courage, just to smile very wide before going "ghhhAGHHGHHHHHHGGH" and blowing up into a million pieces right in front of your eyes. when you ask them what that was about they say "sorry haha I got nervous"

[hasbr0mniverse]

Toy Of The Day!

G.I. Joe A Real American Hero! 1987

Code Name: Cobra Commander (Battle Armor) - Motto: “At least we don't have to worry about Cobra outfitting whole units with these suits. Each one costs about as much as a jet fighter! The plate parts can withstand a direct hit from a heavy machine-gun and the flexible parts will stop anything up to a .357 magnum. We suspect that the helmet has an anti-tamper device with a direct hook-up to a half-pound of plastic explosives!”

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

if i didn't know what algebra was , and my f/o told me to kill someone, i'd do it. 💯💯

[sephy3se]

all that grunting and straining just to pop a single cap. boy youve had that diamond on your head for all the multiple dozen years of your life. boy is that the best you can do with it boy. Boy.......

[z0mbo]

“Show me your favorite photo of your f/o” is so over. I wanna see the worst, ugliest image of your f/o NOW

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

oh yay i get to show people The Grinner again

[cjs-selfshipping]

thinking about f/o moodboard

[kruxband]

shoutout to everyone who selfships with a character who's part of a ship that is universally hailed as canon and soulmates and the One True Pairing to end all other pairings, but you either don't care about that ship or actively hate it

i'm not gonna name an actual example but like. people who selfship w/ enkidu but hate enkidu x gilgamesh. *that* kind of ship iykwim

we are selfshipping's strongest soldiers 🫡

[herlovingdream]

imagine making out with your f/o and biting their lip expecting them to moan but instead they yelp in your ear really loudly. owie.

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my f/o and they screams loud as fuckkkkk

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

remember to block and ignore and dont feed the trolls and also your f/os all love you and care you forever ☝️

[starscourgesweetness]

new blog to block, everynyan. stay safe out there gamers

[starscourgesweetness]

new blog to block, everynyan. stay safe out there gamers

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with airplane sex