really? oh my god.
why is that something to be proud of, dave? do you really feel accomplished for making me take precious time out of my day to think about silly old man wizards and their chunky white ramen beards for no real reason???
i mean, it makes sense, kind of. your entire being would rest on the fact that you think about silly old man wizards and dong balloons full of glitter exploding everywhere.
that’s totally a rose thing though! she’s all about wizards and chunky beards and stuff! go take that nonsense to her, i’m sure she could appreciate it more. probably the glitter dong balloon part too, now that i think about it.
hehehe, i don’t really think it was fate or destiny, dave. maybe just by chance? or maybe you were actually looking for me? if that’s the case, i’m seriously flattered.
also, have you forgotten who you’re talking to this quickly? leave the puns to me, you dork. you’re embarrassing yourself. i’m even getting a little embarrassed for you!
i mean i know you missed me, but i didn’t think it was getting that bad! i’ll definitely have to get a hug to you soon to make up for my absence.
double also! your raps are totally nerdy, shut up. they’re always about something dumb! but i guess that kind of explains why you write them about yourself so much.
oooh, that’s right. i went there.
i’m kidding though, seriously! i think you’re really talented, but jeez, it’s always this really long mouthful of things i couldn’t really care less about! i mean if you wrote something actually meaningful for once, i might take you seriously.
but… i guess i am pretty glad that you like my egbertian freestyle, dave. that’s probably one of the nicest things you’ve ever said to me. i’ll have to cherish it forever, even if you called me a gigantic nerdsquad right after.
which is something that i am totally not! not that i even needed to clear that up for anyone.
hold up right there egbert i can feel your smug fucking sarcasm through these pixellated little letters onscreen
lets derail that train
but id bet that ramen is way tastier than gandalfs beard
you say that as if you know it tastes like ramen or has ramen in it john
is there something youd like to clarify about chowing on his beard john
is hair your favorite food
because if it is then i would like to formally request you to keep those douchenerdy teeth right the fuck away from my glorious halo of golden sunshine or whatever the fuck these shitty yaoi fanfic writers use to describe plain old blond like wow fucking pretentious shut the fuck up its blond
also lets derail the train going to telling-rose-shit-land because its better off in smithereens in a smoking pile as the passengers die slow and horrible deaths thank you very fucking much
okay so
as much of a smug little shit you are id say that youre not the most subtle of people so your url was pretty indicative of who you are
you should really work on that
yeah i missed you a little bit but dont flatter yourself
still a huge nerdsquad
but yeah
no homo
triple also come the fuck on egbert you know you love my raps its just that you dont realy read them which is a complete and utter travesty you should be ashamed each and every word i utter in one of my raps is pretty much golden
