Sweaty
Donald trump stands behind the school the wind blowing up his skirt and toupeé revealing his pale hairy legs, as he nervously sweats and fidgets with the letter in his hands, the orange starting to run down his face, the pink petals of the sakura tree falling onto his bald bald head,
then just as he’s about to leave thinking this a bad idea, Fire hydrant sama appeared.
“o-oh! Fire hydrant Sempei! I-I was t expecting you to actually show up (cause I’m such fucking dumb bald old white man)”
Fire hydrant sama responds coldly
“…(Cause it’s a fucking fire hydrant)”
Trump kun blushed and shyly moved a strand of nothing behind his ear, before hesitantly holding out the envelope to fire hydrant,
“p-Please accept this gift fire hydrant sempei~!”
Fire hydrant sempai shocked by this, doesn’t grab it.(cause it’s still a fire hydrant)
Trump curses and drops the envelope and runs away crying sobbing and screaming and falling over himself
“HOW COULD YOU FIRE HYDRANT SEMPEI!?!”
As trump runs away and rain pours down he leaves a trail of orange tears as his makeup washes away, leaving fire hydrant Sempei alone there in the pouring rain.
(Cause he’s A fucking fire hydrant)
Little did they know watching from around the corner tears rolling down his face as he clutches the large bundle of junk metal, Elon musk cries and tries to shush the newborn cyber truck.
Dun dun DUN















