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hi babies ❤

i just wanted to let you all know that i will be stepping away from this blog. thank you to everyone who supported our stories and followed us. seeing your comments was everything and i'm gonna miss our joint nights, but i need to step away.

i love you all sm, pls feel free to follow me on my normal blog @empyreanwritings and continue to support this one if Mads decides to keep it

- Stef ❤

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Ur yelena fics are so good i truly am so thankful for u writing them! :')

thank you so much bby! i love writing for Yelena, and while i'm not often here on this blog, i know i'll be writing more for her on my other cause she's Baby. deserves so much love i swear

-Stef xx

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If requests are still being accepted, Yelena comes home from a mission to see her girlfriend playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons and is fascinated by it.

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

The way Yelena's eyes widened as she started at the TV screen made your heart melt. She looked so young and innocent in this moment. One of the world's deadliest assassins was reduced to nothing more than an excited child when she was introduced to something so new. And this was her first time ever seeing a video game up close.

She sat directly in front of the TV stand, knees bent and arms resting on top of them. Whenever one of the animals would speak to you, she'd let out a small giggle. Their language fascinated her more than anything else, it seemed.

You constantly offered to let her play on your island, but she always refused. She worried that she would mess something up, and you clearly put a lot of time in making it to your standards.

So when you surprised her with her own Switch Lite - yellow, of course - and a copy of Animals Crossing, it made tears well up in her eyes. She was slowly reclaiming her life post-Widow. There were things she still didn't understand and wanted to see, and this was just one of those things that she could finally call her own.

You had to hide your own tears when she pulled you into the tightest hug you ever experienced.

"Thank you so much," she murmured as she kissed your temple. "Thank you."

"You're welcome, sweetheart."

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for blurb night can i request a jealous wanda fic where she gets jealous after nat gets too close? 😳

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings) - bestie i'm so sorry, but this turned out angstier than i planned

Wanda was literally a mind reader, but she always had one rule: she would never read yours without permission. She never wanted you to feel like she didn't trust you, and she hoped you would always want to be honest with her about your own feelings and thoughts. And as far as couples go, you two were some of the best at communication.

But then...

But then she noticed the way you were always texting Nat. Sometimes you'd take hours to respond to her, but she could see you responding to Nat as soon as her texts came through. She tried not to take it personal when you began training with her more than the other teammates, but god it was so hard not to worry. You seemed so different now.

The sound of your laughter coming from Nat's room after being MIA all day was what sent her over the edge. She called so many times to see if the two of you were still on for your date, and every one went unanswered. Something told her to go to the compound and check on you, but now she wished she didn't. She wished she stayed in ignorant bliss.

Because even though you weren't doing anything with Nat, it still felt like a betrayal when she found you sipping wine in Nat's bed while your favorite movie played on the screen.

"Wanda!" You beamed. "Do you want to join us? We're only a half hour in."

Wanda scoffed, trying her best to keep the tears at bay. "No, I think I'm okay. You two have fun."

Maybe it shouldn't have hurt that you didn't chase after her, but it was soul crushing. Nat had found her way into your heart, and you didn't even realize it yet. What did that mean for Wanda? What did that say about your love?

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I've been feeling like sh!t lately can I have a Wanda fluff with cuddles and kisses😭 Also I hope you guys are having fun and thank you😌💞

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings) - the gif is not meant to represent reader in any way, it just fits the moment.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Wanda whispers, finally breaking the hour long silence between you.

You shake your head and plant a kiss on her throat before you're resting your head on her chest again. There isn't much to say, if you're being honest. The last few weeks were starting to feel like a personal attack from the universe, but now that you were here in Wanda's arms? Seemed better already.

She drags her fingers along your arm, silently watching the way goosebumps rose wherever she touched. Her chest rumbles against your ear as she hums a familiar tune to soothe you - your wedding song. It's unintentional on her part, but it's enough to bring a smile to your face.

"Can you promise me something?"

You look up at her. "Hm?"

"You'll always come to me when it gets too hard." She's not asking - she's telling you. "Even if down the road, we aren't together for some reason. Even if it gets so bad, and we aren't on speaking terms, I still want you to come to me when you need me. Nothing else matters to me but your happiness."

"Even if we aren't speaking?"

"Even if we aren't speaking. Nothing will ever change my feelings for you, I'm so sure of that."

You hum thoughtfully. The weight of her words make you feel conflicted because on one hand, you know she'll always love you in the way you love her; but on the other...you don't want to imagine a life without Wanda. It hurts too much.

But you still promise because it comforts Wanda to know you'll always be honest, and maybe that you'll always need her.

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Reader gets chicken pox from babysitting their neighbours kids and Yelena takes care of them.

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

"Stop scratching." Yelena whacks your hand with the remote. "You're only making it worse."

"Are you sure you can't get chicken pox? Cause I'm starting to really want to give them to you," you gripe.

She smirks and pops another piece of popcorn in her mouth. "So aggressive. Here I am, taking care of you on my days off, and this is how you thank me? By threatening to give me chicken pox?"

"You won't let me scratch."

"Because it makes it worse."

Ten minutes, and a lot of kicking later, you have oven mits taped to your hands. You're pouting, and no matter how cute you look when you do, Yelena refuses to take them off. I warned you not to scratch, she reasons. But it's barely her reasoning at all; you think she just likes watching you suffer.

Yelena didn't need to stick around and help. You're a grown up. One who has taken care of themselves since you were young. Despite her forcing your hands into oven mits, you're glad she's there, though. Just because you can take care of yourself doesnt mean you have to.

Another dramatic sigh leaves your lips, and she chuckles.

"I'm not taking them off, you cry baby," she teasingly coos at you. "Do you want to take an oatmeal bath now or later?"

"I want to scratch," you huff.

"Well, that's not an option. Sit here and pout or take an oatmeal bath - you pick."

You grumble and shove the blankets off your feet. "Oatmeal bath it is."

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hello :) may i request a worried bucky x natasha x pregnant!reader drabble with fluff in the end? only if you’re comfortable with that ofc <3

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

"She's been in a lot of pain lately," Nat says, absent-mindedly rubbing your belly as she does. "And there's been some spotting."

"We know you said spotting is normal, but we just wanna make sure she's okay," Bucky adds.

Dr. Reyes glances at you over her glasses, and you give her a playful eyeroll. You know there's nothing wrong with the baby - that everything you experience is normal. But you can't convince the two paranoid assassins that. You think they'd handle this sort of thing a lot better, but they're actually much worse.

Everything is a threat. Everything is a sign the baby isn't well. They blew past paranoid and went straight to crazy town.

You don't hold it against them, though. They just don't want to lose you or the baby. Because out of everything in this world, that is their biggest fear.

"Why don't we do an ultrasound, so you can see the baby and know its okay?" Dr. Reyes offers.

Bucky and Nat nod, not giving you a chance to say yes or no.

They're clutching at each of your hands as the doctor squeezes the cold jelly onto your belly. You try to give them a reasurring smile, but their focus is on the screen. You almost laugh at how serious they look. Almost. The only reason you don't is the small gasp that leaves Dr. Reyes's lips.

"What is it?" They nearly shout at the same time.

Dr. Reyes moves the wand across the other side of your belly and hums. "Well, I'm not sure how we missed it before, but it looks like there's two babies in there."

You lift your head up so fast, you almost keel over the side of the patient bed you're in. "Twins? I'm having twins?!"

You know Bucky and Nat are excited. You can feel it in the way they're looking at each other then looking at you. In a way, you're excited as well, but you're also terrified. Dealing with Bucky and Nat is a handful as it was! Now you are adding two whole babies into the mix.

One mini version of each of them.

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it is officially past midnight and we are exhausted! there are 11 drabbles left in our inbox, so some of them will get done tomorrow and others will get done throughout the week!

thank you to everyone who sent some in, we had a blast and look forward to doing more drabbles nights like this again

- Stadz 💛

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For the drabble night can someone do Nat x reader with some flirty nat over dinner?

Author: Madison ( @caws5749 )

A/N: this is trash but I tried

“You know when you said you wanted to take me out to dinner to thank me for sparring with you this week, this is not what I had in mind,” you admitted, sipping at your wine glass. 

You were in the fanciest restaurant in town, clad in the best outfit you owned. It had taken you hours to prepare, while Natasha seemed to have thrown together an outfit, yet she still looked stunning. 

“Really? What did you have in mind?” she asked, one brow quirking above the other. 

“I don’t know,” you answered honestly. Were you blushing? God, you hated that even one word from her had blood rushing to your cheeks. And, well, other areas as well. 

One of her hands moved to brush against your cheek. “You seem warm. Are you alright?”

“I hate how you notice everything,” you blurted, meaning the exact opposite. Thankfully, she seemed to know what you meant. 

“I notice because I care about you, Y/N.”

“I care about you too,” you murmured, thinking there was no way she meant as more than friends. 

“Really?” She practically purred. “You’re hard to read, Y/N.”

“Am I?” You asked.

“Unbelievably so.”

“I don’t mean to be,” you muttered. If looks could kill, you would have died right then and there. She almost sent you a sympathetic pout.

“I know. You’re just so… cautious. Perhaps you could throw caution to the wind for a night.”

You gulped. “What do you mean?”

“Be…open.”

“With you?” You questioned.

“If you want that,” Natasha responded, batting her eyelashes in a way that would have gotten you to commit a crime.

“I want that,” you admitted, finding yourself drawn to her in every way you’d ever imagined.

“Good. Because I want it too.”

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Can I please request Wandanat comforting reader after waking up from a nightmare? If you are comfortable writing Alpha wandanat and omega reader even better! 🥰

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

I've never written A/B/O before so please be gentle on me!

The stench of your fear fills the apartment the moment the two alphas step in. They barely give each other a glance before they're storming into the bedroom.

You're wrapped in your nest, clutching the shirts they gave you just before leaving for their mission. Your eyes are closed, but the pinch in the middle of your brow and the whimpers falling from your lips tell them everything. You're having a nightmare - and it's enough to bleed into your physical self.

Wanda sits on the edge of the bed and gently coaxes you out of your slumber. She uses her powers to ease you into consciousness, but it does little good. You're gasping as you violently sit up, and she has to hold her hands out just to stop you from toppling out of the bed.

Nat moves to your other side; she knows the quickest way to calm you down is to scent you. Her arms wrap around your waist, and she nuzzles against your scent gland.

"You're okay, omega," Wanda coos as she cups your cheek with one hand. The only moves to your wrist, and she gently strokes the gland there. "You're awake now, and everything is okay."

"Nothing can hurt you here. Not with us around," Nat assures you.

You whimper but melt into their touches. Their scents flood your senses, and you can't help but feel a little calmer despite what you dreamt. If there is one thing you know is for certain, they'd never let anything hurt you. Not in a million years.

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Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

This is an actress AU because I said so

The blinding lights of the paparazzi dazed Yelena as she walked down the red carpet. You were only a few feet behind her, letting her have her moment to shine while you spoke with the interviewers. Press was your least favorite part of the celebrity life, but there was one perk to it.

"I'm sorry what was the question?" You shouted over the screams of the fans. "I was so mesmerized by my wife over there that I missed it."

At the mention of your wife, the crowd behins the interviewer roared to life. Yelena glanced over her shoulder and rolled her eyes when she caught you smiling over at her. The cheesy grin on your face gave your actions away almost instantly. You were never one for subtly.

"That is my wife!" You shouted again. Everyome screamed a little louder, and Yelena huffed.

"You're causing trouble!"

She had no clue if you could hear her over the screams, but it was worth the try. You needed to be held responsible for your actions in some way.

You cupped your hand around your ear. "Sorry, what? My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"Your wife is going to make you sleep on the couch if you don't hurry up!"

You quickly jogged over to her side and wrapped your arm around her waist. She laughed when you pulled her against you and planted a wet kiss on her cheek. The act makes the crowd lose it all over again. You were relentless, but it was one of the reasons she loved you.

"Look at you smiling," you smile. "That's the wife I love so much."

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Drabbles! Could we see something with Nat x gn or nb!reader? Maybe R gets injured doing something stupid and Nat has to stitch them up and scold them? A slight hurt/

Author: Madison ( @caws5749 )

A/N: I forgot all about the stitches im so sorry blame Stef 

You hadn’t really meant for it to happen. 

It wasn’t your fault that Sam was so competitive. He was always betting you on things, and you loved to win. It’s why you hadn’t even blinked when he'd bet that you couldn’t twirl a knife without something bad happening. 

You couldn’t have been more wrong. 

You’d taken the knife, accepting the challenge, smirking as you twirled it in your hands. 

“What’s going to happen? It’s not like I’m going to stab myself,” you scoffed, right before you dropped the knife. 

Because luck seemed to be not on your side, the pointed edge went straight down and right into your thigh. 

“I- I should get Natasha,” Sam immediately stated, standing while you tried not to show how much pain you were in. You waited for what seemed like five minutes, though it was probably only thirty seconds before familiar footsteps could be heard.

“What on earth were you thinking?”

“I was thinking that Sam wasn’t going to win this bet,” you mumbled.

“You are reckless and irresponsible,” Natasha retorted, already bringing out the first aid kit. “It doesn’t look like you need stitches, somehow.”

You rolled your eyes. You knew you weren’t quite out of the woods yet. She had so much more scolding to do. 

“Why do you insist on betting with Sam? You win half the time, you lose half the time, and it’s dangerous. I don’t care that you bet stupid things, but when you bet something like this, you could get injured. Look, you did get injured, and-”

You let her continue on for a few more minutes, half listening while you tried to look sorry. In reality, you were admiring how beautiful she looked while angry, but you surely weren’t going to tell her that. 

“Does it hurt?” Natasha finally questioned after she’d gotten through her rant. You frowned. This was your way out of the scolding, and it did hurt. 

“Yeah,” you said sadly, jutting out your lower lip. 

“My poor baby,” she nearly cooed, sweeping you into her arms. You appreciated her warmth and comfort as you let yourself be held. 

“I’m sorry,” you mumbled against her. 

“I know. Just don’t do it again.”

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neighbor!sam maybe? you just moved in next door and you have a great view of his pool 👀 he always catches you ogling so he invites you over one day? ~the tension~ please and thank you 😊

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

Slightly filthy themes, so 18+ only

What started as innocent staring - occasional glances from your balcony - turned into shameless ogling. It wasn't necessarily your fault. Had you had nothing to stare at, it wouldn't be a problem. But Sam Wilson, certified DILF when he wasn't even a father, had the nerve to move in next door.

You didn't interact much. A good morning here and there or a comment on how lovely your rose bushes were each season. Always innocent, always toeing the line of more than friendly neighbors.

You gripped the stem of your wine glass as you watched Sam lift himself out of his pool. The corded muscles of his arms rippled with the movement, and the droplets of water highlighted them in an almost sinful way. Your mouth opened, a small moan escaping from your lips. And you quickly downed your wine to hide it.

"You don't have to stare, sweetheart!" Sam shouted from his side of the fence. "I'd be glad to let you use the pool if you like."

You hummed and leaned your hands against the balcony railing. The wine in your system was giving you a bit of courage you might have usually lacked.

"The pool the only thing I can use in your home?"

Sam smirked. "Well, I know it won't be the only thing to make you wet, so why don't you come over here already?"

The sensible part of your brain said you shouldn't. Getting involved with someone you lived next to was a recipe for disaster. But gods - there was so way you could resist that man and his tempting smile anymore.

Sensibility be damned. You were going to get railed by Sam Wilson one way or another.

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can i please request a fluffy yelena x reader where yelena keeps trying to impress an oblivious reader? :(

Author: Stef (empyreanwritings)

"You're a pain in the ass, you know that?"

You choke on your beer, a small drop escaping from the bottle and dribbling down your chin. The amusement in Yelena's eyes tells you that she isn't entirely serious, but the comment still throws you off. What the hell did you do?

"Please," you laugh and wipe your chin. "Enlighten me on why."

"I have been flirting with you for the last hour, and you haven't noticed!"

Yelena's accent gets thicker when she's had a few drinks, and you love every second of it. You could listen to hear read an encyclopedia in that voice and still enjoy it. Perhaps that's why you missed the flirting. You were too focused on what her voice alone did.

"You have not been flirting with me!" You defend yourself. Okay, maybe she has been but you couldn't really say otherwise.

Yelena leans back in her seat, one arm thrown over the side. "Yes, I have. You think I just compliment someone every chance I get on a daily basis?"

"You said you like the way I choke the life out of people with my thighs!"

"Because I'd let you do that to me!"

You pause. Something sparkles in her eye, and it makes you swallow the rest of your beer slowly. You shift in your seat. If you're trying not to make it obvious that you're staring, it doesn't work. Yelena notices and smirks over at you.

You clear your throat and raise your hand. "Check, please!"

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hello! may I please request one for our favorite baby natasha? maybe natasha teaching reader how to paddle board? maybe them being on the same board? cute and fluffy and kisses? thank you

A/N: im so SOFT

Author: Madison ( @caws5749 )

“I’m scared,” you murmured, biting your lower lip. 

“Of what?” she laughed lightly. Her laugh was your favorite sound in the world. 

“Of falling in.”

“I got you, baby,” Nat whispered, her arms encircling your waist as she pressed a kiss to your cheek. 

“If I fall in that water, you don’t got me! I’ll have already fallen in!” “If you say you’re losing your balance, I will hold my paddle out to you. You can grab onto it,” she soothed. Her logic made sense to you, so you nodded and pulled yourself from her arms. 

“I’m ready.”

Natasha grabbed your hand and balanced the board with one foot while you carefully stepped onto it. She hadn’t quite realized how scared you were until she felt the strength of your grip. 

“I’ve got you,” your girlfriend repeated. You nodded, breathing out a sigh of relief when you felt steady on the board. Nat handed you your paddle before elegantly stepping onto her board. 

“Push off, babe.”

You did as you were told, happy when you gently floated away from shore. 

“I’m doing it!” you exclaimed excitedly. 

“Yes, you’re doing great,” the Russian encouraged, pushing herself off only after knowing you were okay. 

As soon as you’d gotten a bit farther out, you felt your balance faltering and before you could even think to tell Nat, you were in the water. 

Without hesitation, your girlfriend jumped in right after you. Even though you could swim just fine, you felt Nat’s hands pulling you up. 

“I got wet,” you frowned. “It’s cold.”

“Come on, babe. Why don’t I take you out on my board?”

You nodded, shivering from the cool water. Nat helped you up onto her board before climbing up herself. You stayed kneeling while she stood, pushing your further out into the water. You sighed, your eyes closed as you enjoyed the feeling of the wind and sun. 

“So how do you like paddle boarding now?” 

“I love it,” you answered honestly, turning a bit to look at her. Without even shifting the board, Natasha leaned down to kiss your lips. 

“I’m glad.” 

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Imagine Nat staring admiringly at reader from across the room and Tony whispers into Nat’s ear: 'Why are you so thirsty?' but she’s a super soldier so she heard them

WARNING: SLIGHTLY SEXY, 18+

Author: Madison ( @caws5749 )

A/N: okay so I changed the superpower just a bit, I hope that’s okay! 

Natasha couldn’t help but stare. My god, you were just so beautiful. Beyond gorgeous.

 And there you were, standing talking to Steve across the room, still in your suit post-mission. You were a bit sweaty, strands of your baby hair sticking to your forehead just a touch, your face slightly shiny from the effort you’d exerted battling the bad guys. 

When you jutted your hip out, focusing your weight mostly on one leg, she found her eyes gazing down, focusing on the curve of your ass and the way your thighs seemed strong enough to squeeze the breath from any living man. Her eyes moved then back up, observing how the skin-tight suit seemed to push your breasts up. If only your zipper was-

“Why are you so thirsty?” Tony whispered in her ear. 

Goddamn it. If she hadn’t been so focused on you, she wouldn’t have missed the annoying billionaire sneak up on her. 

“I am not,” she retorted. 

You tried to hide your smirk from across the room. With your super hearing, you certainly hadn’t missed that. Lucky for the red-head, you had been pining for her for the past few months. This was your signal to finally confess. 

Steve didn’t miss your slight change in expression. 

“-the post-mission debrief, I'm thinking we- Y/N, are you even listening?”

“Sorry, Steve. Natasha was just over there admiring me.” You couldn’t hide your smirk this time and you knew the assassin was watching. 

“I- I don’t need to hear this,” Steve muttered, his cheeks already bright red.

“Well, you might be hearing a lot more pretty soon,” you winked, enjoying the way he seemed to get flustered. 

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Bonus

“How did you decide to ask me out?” Natasha asked, lazily laying against you, her fingers soothingly rubbing your hip bone. You'd been dating for six months now. 

“I heard Tony when he caught you staring at me. What was it? You were thirsty I hear.” 

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We’re about to start the drabbles!!!

Sorry, last night ya girl (Mads) had a rouGH headache but she’s back on track and excited! We’ll be watching black widow and writing!

So I might be distracted AND I take longer to write drabbles than stef so nat requests might be slower but we’ll try😂🥴

Love from stadz 💛