My New World

Michael Langdon, the Antichrist, Harbinger of the Apocalypse, King of the New World, Prince of Hell. Husband of Summer Langdon and Father of the Heirs of Satan

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Well, the time has come. I’m moving to a new blog. This will become thecrownedbeastarchive. You can still find me at thecrownedbeast tho! See ya there!

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Art by TheCheapComm (or Nevaska) on Etsy

My two faves

[sadistic-cockatiel]

Jean Paul Gaultier

Vampire Suit, 1998

[spin3chill-deactivated20240203]

My toxic trait is still firmly believing Michael Langdon is going to come back.

[rustlos]

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Send Me Prompts

OOC: It’s Halloween and I’m a Michael Langdon blog. Prompts pls. (If you’d be so kind 🥺)

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

You literally cure my depression -Comfort anon

I’m afraid I cannot cure depression. I know if I could do such a thing, I would put it to use immediately. But I still take the compliment, thank you, friend.

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Hi Michael, just wanted to let u know u bring me so much comfort<3

Hello. My intention is to always be a comforting presence for my people. Things are difficult. I am grateful for your belief.

[looksthatkilledd]

they need to invent a brain that doesn't think of Michael langdon every 5 seconds

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Why would I want such a vile invention?

[greatergothampolycule]

reasonable villain enjoyers have it rough because on the one hand you have to deal with people who woobify your villain faves and sandpaper away their hard edges (and most interesting qualities) to make them soft uwu; on the other hand there’s the folks who think your villain fave is satan incarnate or act like it’s an actual moral offence to like a fictional character who does bad things

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

And yes MY FAV may be the actual Antichrist, but liking him is still cool cause he’s fucking awesome.

[evilbuildingsblog]

Taipei 101 is THE MOST EVIL building on the planet

[the-smiling-pony]

Look at this fucking Judge Dredd-level shit, god damn.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

This is where the final boss is

[kushblazer666]

it has a gigantic counterweight towards the top to reduce swaying, which is kind of necessary for any very tall building, but its out in public view and painted gold and you can see it like, swinging around

[retroactivebakeries]

#this whips ass youre all just weak

[fall-out-girlboy]

Is it brilliant architecture? Yes. Is it glaringly obvious that this is a supervillain aesthetic? Also yes.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I want to work there

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I feel like i’ve been there before. Had dumplings.

[mentallydatingahotcelebrity]

Looks like some sort of Lego design.

[langdonss]

Photoshopped him into his Hawthorne cape bc 😍 such a good outfit

[perfectquote]

“Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

@thecrownedlioness

[simonghostrileys]

{ Is that all you’ve got? }

~ Requested by anon (x) ~

[simonghostrileys]

“That’s classified… also classified”

Michael Langdon ~ Requested by anon ~

[langdonss]

𝑚𝑖𝑘ℎ𝑎'𝑒𝑙 ; מִיכָאֵל - “𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑? ”

[thecrownedbeastarchive]

Michael, I’m on my period :(( Ive got like the worst cramps in the world :[[ Honestly, I feel so fucking horny but I can’t do anything about it. Send help please 😭

Michael stares at you for a moment, unsure how to respond. There’s not many situations that feels unprepared for, but this does catch him off guard.

“Well, I believe if you want assistance with that, it would be beneficial to either seek medical attention if the cramps are beyond what you normally experience, or perhaps use a heating pad?”

He cleared his throat.

“Maybe my wife @thecrownedlioness would provide a better solution?”