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If this doesn’t scream VFD, I don’t know what does...

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #atwq #count olaf #vfd

Friendly...

Moxie: Come on Lemony, breathe. Can you describe the guy that stabbed you?

Lemony: Yes. He wasn’t very friendly.

#asoue #atwq #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #moxie mallahan #lemony snicket #all the wrong questions

Story...

Violet: Name a story that made you cry

Klaus: The Fault in are Stars, The Giver, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

Sunny: My Life.

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #count olaf #sunny baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelaire

I just realized; Sunny never got to call out her parents and they never got the chance to here her words.

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #sunny baudelaire #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire #i cried

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelaire #meme #sunny baudelaire #lemony snicket #count olaf

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #meme

Don’t you just hate it when your reading fan fiction and reading the cannon story and then get confused by which one is real?

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #all the wrong questions #au #fanfic

AU idea: what if Violet and Isadora were kidnapped by the evil side of VFD...

Evil au

• Violet and Isadora were kidnapped by the evil firestarting side of VFD a couple days after Isadora was born and were told that there families didn’t want them anymore so they gave them away

•The Baudelaires and Quagmires practically turn the city inside out looking for there daughters which unfortunately got the attention of the Volunteers; so with no other choice rejoined VFD along with there children

•Klaus and Sunny know of having an older sister while Duncan and Quigley didn’t (refused) believe that they had a triplet, at least not a female triplet. (they were in for a surprise)

•Isadora was sent to be raised by Esme and Violet was sent to Olaf (obviously neither Olaf or Esme even tried to properly do so the job was given to Jerome and the theater troop)

•Isadora basically sees Jerome and Esme as advisors (little angel and devil on here shoulders) but prefers to listen to Esme more because she obivously has her shit together for being the sixth most important financial advisor “when times are hard I like to just sit down and think, what would Esme do?” “THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!”

•Violet mostly just makes the house as livable as possible and piss off Olaf which he can’t do anything after Violet earned favor from his greaters which will not be named after an incident involving a dairy farm, six rusty nails, a potato, a record player and several bombs...

•Violet was forced to wear a mask to hide her face because apparently she looked to much like her mother; in the bright side VFD doesn’t knows what she looks like

•The girls do know of the names Snicket and Baudelaire after Olaf and Esme kept cursing there names to hell along with the knowledge of the “Female Snicket” being Olaf’s old girlfriend

•Isadora goes off to look for the sugar bowl to please Esme which gets her to meet Klaus plus Duncan whos just surprised to see her along with capturing her cause why not. “OMG your real” “and your weird”

•Violet finds out her bestie is a hostage and goes on a rampage looking for her along with destroying everything in her path and she capturing mutiple volunteers as hostages

•then $hit happens and chaos is everywhere

#evil au #au #violet baudelaire #isadora quagmire #VFD #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #duncan quagmire #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #count olaf #lemony snicket #esme squalor #quigley quagmire

weirdthoughtsandideas

You know 2020 is already shit so i’m not suprised if a bunch of kids will be recruited into a cult because their parents died in a fire too

unfortunate-stranger-losers

i mean. it’s the year of the rat

bunniasouearchive

don't give anyone ideas I swear to fuck-

barb-baudelaire

too late

thecurvedswordcase

Am I the only one that keeps getting amber alerts every week of kidnapped children? I’m not joking, I just got two alerts today. VFD is having a field day.

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Possible Headcannon #0016

When Lemony Snicket was younger it was a common occurrence for people to try to make him laugh; to this day, only six people have succeeded.

#lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #baby beatrice #montgomery montgomery #kit snicket #jacques snicket #bertrand baudelaire #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #atwq #possible headcannon

Problem Child and Financial Burden...

(Kit and Lemony coming home)

Kit: WE BLEW UP A CAR

Jacques: (Not looking up from his newspaper) Yes, yes, good morning to you to problem child and financial burden

#jacques snicket #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #asoue netflix #lemony snicket #kit snicket #all the wrong questions #incorrect quotes

Possible Headcannon #0015

Violet Baudelaire often dumpster dives to find parts for her inventions.

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #violet baudelaire #possible headcannon

Violent...

Klaus: There once was a time where Violet was scary.

Klaus: She still is but that’s not the point.

Klaus: She started to be called ‘Violent’ which didn’t help the situation.

Klaus: I wish I could tell you the story but I’m still scared.

Klaus: All you have to know is don’t steal her ribbons.

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Possible Headcannon #0014

When Violet Baudelaire was 10, she trained three guinea pigs to communicate in Morse code. Unfortunately at night, the guinea pigs mysteriously ran away to join a circus.

Violet: But father, what do you mean they ran away?

Bertrand: (avoiding eye contact) Yup, they ran away to the circus

Violet:(Near to tears)But didn’t they love me?

Bertrand: They do love you, it just they went to chase their dreams (mumbling) I’m just happy they didn’t take you.

Violet: (overhearing)What was that?

Bertrand: I’m buying you a pony.