helping schlatt and ted shave PLEASE?!2!2?2?81$/$:82$/2
You sit on your sink facing your boyfriend. He told you he needed to clean up the mutton chop and asked you to help him shave. You take the shaving cream and rub it between your hands. You gently rub it on his neck and chin. You turn on the razor, about to start the shave. “Be careful, Toots. Don’t want you messing up the money makers,” Schlatt says.
“I will be! Just stay still,” you tell him, grabbing his face. You start by gently shaving his neck. You try to be as careful as you possibly can. Once you finish with his neck, you start shaving his chin. You work to be as precise as possible not wanting to cut too much of his chops.
After you finish shaving, you grab a wet rag to clean any remaining shaving cream and hair. “How do I look?” Schlatt asks, angling his face around for you to get a proper look.
“Handsome.” Schlatt smiles and presses a quick kiss to your lips.
Schlatt peeks around you to look at himself in the mirror. “You did good, Toots. Thank you. The ladies are going to love it.”
You smack his chest lightly. “Shut up. Should’ve shaved them off.”
He lets out a small laugh. “You love them too much to get rid of them.”
“Sadly you’re right. I do love them and you,” you tell him.
“I love you too,” he says. He reaches under your legs to pick you up causing you to slightly giggle. “Let’s take the new chops for a spin shall we?”
You’re laying on your bed when your boyfriend comes barreling in. “Baby, I think the stache is finally ready,” he tells you.
Ted has been growing his facial hair out just to have a mustache. He mentioned it to you a while ago and you were completely on board. You found his facial hair extremely sexy.
“Can you help me shave?” He asks.
“Of course,” you tell him.
Ted grabs the razor and shaving cream. You have him sit at your vanity so you can easily shave him. You rub the shaving cream everywhere except above his lip where his mustache will be. You take your time being as delicate as possible.
When you are finally done, you bring him to your shared bathroom. You take a wet rag and clean up the excess shaving cream. “Done,” you say, admiring your work.
“You did good, babe,” Ted tells you.
“I must admit, you look very sexy.” You place a quick peck to his lip, enjoying the way his mustache feels against your skin.
“How about you ride my face and see how it really feels?”
A/N: sorry this took awhile and it’s so short! Thank you for making reqs!! Hopefully going to be writing longer fics soon!!
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